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Default Re: 101 REASONS WHY GOD HATES GOTHS! - 01-10-2013, 06:48 AM
You don't even know what goth.us you just fear it because it's different what your saying is more ridiculous than saying I'll Co to hell for being catholic and I am catholic

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Default Re: 101 REASONS WHY GOD HATES GOTHS! - 01-10-2013, 05:38 PM
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...I'll Co to hell for being catholic and I am catholic

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Default Re: 101 REASONS WHY GOD HATES GOTHS! - 01-11-2013, 01:47 AM
Hey don't be a Dick I've done nothing to you

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Default Re: 101 REASONS WHY GOD HATES GOTHS! - 01-11-2013, 02:11 AM
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Hey don't be a Dick I've done nothing to you
Watch the potty language, please.

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Default Re: 101 REASONS WHY GOD HATES GOTHS! - 01-11-2013, 03:21 AM
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You're Catholic.

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Default Re: 101 REASONS WHY GOD HATES GOTHS! - 01-11-2013, 04:44 AM
What the piffle does that have to do with anything

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Default Re: 101 REASONS WHY GOD HATES GOTHS! - 01-11-2013, 04:48 AM
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What the piffle does that have to do with anything
Catholicks are not Christians, fool. Read THIS.

Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: 101 REASONS WHY GOD HATES GOTHS! - 01-11-2013, 04:49 AM
Damn you you asshole me being a Catholic doesn't make me a bad person

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Default Re: 101 REASONS WHY GOD HATES GOTHS! - 01-11-2013, 04:49 AM
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What the piffle does that have to do with anything
Well, for one thing your potty-language shows you have poor impulse control. This is the same dynamic that affects child-molesting catlick priests.

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Damn you you asshole me being a Catholic doesn't make me a bad person
Do we really need to list out the crimes against humanity that organization is guilty of? Your continued allegiance to people who brought us such wonderful diversions and amusements as the Crusades (kill 'em all, let God sort 'em out) and the Inquisition (confess [and we kill you] or we'll torture you until you confess [and then we'll kill you], don't take it personally it's just so we can steal all your money), an antipathy to scientific inquiry that's cost the world several hundred if not more than a thousand years of retarded development, let alone the sexual abuse scandals of the past few decades where all involved (including the Pope himself) have denied and covered up what they could (shuffling the offenders around as necessary) instead of admitting the bloody obvious to anyone that expecting humans to exist in a condition of lifelong celibacy is not only unhealthy, it's downright dangerous, well, you tell me.

Does condoning the actions of the Catholic Church make you a good person?

That's an honest question.

If you answer in the affirmative, I'll expect specific, concrete explanations for each of the points I raised above.

And no name calling, thanks.

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Default Re: 101 REASONS WHY GOD HATES GOTHS! - 01-11-2013, 03:23 PM
you people make absolutely no sense lol. if god was real he wouldn't be hating anything, you people have made entire lists of things he hates??? i've never heard of anything so crazy, and you think atheists are weird.
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you people make absolutely no sense lol. if god was real he wouldn't be hating anything, you people have made entire lists of things he hates??? i've never heard of anything so crazy, and you think atheists are weird.
Friend, you really manage to make yourself look incredibly foolish. Next time, be familar with a subject BEFORE you speak, you'll look less like an idiot.
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being a atheist is sweet i can use my bibles for toilet paper for my ass
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You people are so backward you've even turned God into something hateful
Are you saying that directly commanding the israelites to stone a man to death for gathering sticks on the Sabbath was hateful? Shame on you! God can command what He wants He is above your petty opinions.


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Default Re: 101 REASONS WHY GOD HATES GOTHS! - 01-12-2013, 05:14 AM
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being a atheist is sweet i can use my bibles for toilet paper for my ass
Jesus will kill you one day son and send you down to hell, where you will be satan's favorite party ewe for all eternity.

Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: 101 REASONS WHY GOD HATES GOTHS! - 01-12-2013, 10:12 PM
God does not hate.
God is love.
He loves me, and you, and we both are sinners.
Jesus died for everyone, goths included.
Jesus taught us to love, not to hate.
If God hates someone, how can He teach us not to hate?
Don't judge goths.
God will judge us all in the end.
For he sees the heart, not the face.
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Default Re: 101 REASONS WHY GOD HATES GOTHS! - 01-12-2013, 11:52 PM
There was an earlier reply about "we've made up lists of things God hates" which I won't waste time linking to, nor to the above post.

WE DO NOT MAKE UP LISTS OF THINGS GOD HATES.

GOD HIMSELF EXPLICITLY SPELLS OUT THE THINGS HE HATES

Please quote your source material when posting unscriptural balderdash.

A source looks like this:

SOURCE

we don't mind if you use lower case or italics — or you can wrap your url around the :link: (icon) if you prefer.

Don't post it in full though; it's bound to be rubbish BECAUSE YOU'RE CONTRADICTING GOD.

Thanks.
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Default Re: 101 REASONS WHY GOD HATES GOTHS! - 01-21-2013, 09:10 AM
I don't even know why I waste my mother piffleing time you bastardy are just gonna twist my words around on me and make me loom line,a bad person for saying that God piffleing loves people but you won't piffleing hear it so piffle it if God hates anyone it's people like you

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Angry Re: 101 REASONS WHY GOD HATES GOTHS! - 01-21-2013, 12:27 PM
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I don't even know why I waste my mother piffleing time you bastardy are just gonna twist my words around on me and make me loom line,a bad person for saying that God piffleing loves people but you won't piffleing hear it so piffle it if God hates anyone it's people like you
Freind, I think the only person here with his panties in a twisted, bleeding bunch are you. You certainly appear to be the poster boy for the Goths.

Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: 101 REASONS WHY GOD HATES GOTHS! - 01-23-2013, 01:57 AM
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Continuing my '101 Reasons why' Series, I was astonished to notice that we haven't covered the Goths yet.... so here goes....


101 REASONS WHY GOD HATES GOTHS!


Reason No. 1 - Goths are Terrorists

Yes, Goths are Domestic Terrorists - the facts speak for themselves. How many School schootings this year? I've lost count. These Nazi Hitler-worshipping scumbags are never happy unless they're massacring a whole mess of school-kids, or lobbing pipe-bombs at their fellow classmates - for fun!

From Columbine to Lely to Virginia Tech to Red Lake... it's a long depressing list....

Reason No. 2 - Goths drink their own urine.

It's a well known fact that Goths drink their own urine. In fact some, like psychopathic goth killer Luke Mitchell, keep their urine bottled-up in their bedrooms for sharing with their sicko friends. Disgusting!

Reason No. 3 - Goths are Pedophiles.

We all know the scandal of the '700 club', where 30 girls aged from between 13 - 16 were lured into joining a pedophile vampire 'family' by sick Goth child rapist Jon C Bush.

In New York City police also charged another 23-year-old man with a series of rapes of underage girls, whom he met through VampireFreaks.com. Police say a site photo showed him standing over a tombstone with a black cape and long purple locks of hair hanging over his face. He was arrested when he arrived at a cemetery one night expecting to have sex with a 13-year-old girl he met through the site. But his alleged online prey was actually an undercover police woman.

This isn't the first time last year that VampireFreaks was in the media. VampireFreaks.com is the same website that was linked to a 12-year-old girl and her 23-year-old pedophile boyfriend who are accused of killing her family in Medicine Hat, Alberta, last summer.

I think it's obvious these goths are nothing but child-raping nutbags!

...MORE TO FOLLOW...

Do you have any evidence of terrorism being linked to living a gothic lifestyle?

You get weird individuals in every group of people. It doesn't mean that all goths drink their own urine.

Again, any evidence that goths are more likely to be paedophiles? Where I live, the most known group of paedophiles are priests.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-sussex-13540173
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