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Default Re: Hi! I'm a liar from Florida, my nickname is Chef Poncho, and I create multiple accounts and lie about - 07-19-2012, 04:43 PM
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My mother taught me how and it was delicious. One day ,though, my best friend Samantha
Good grief, do you like show tunes, as well?

I can see where this going and God is VERY clear about this sort of thing.

Leviticus 20:13*If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

Think about your soul, young man.

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1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Default Re: Hi! I'm a liar from Florida, my nickname is Chef Poncho, and I create multiple accounts and lie about - 07-19-2012, 04:44 PM
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believe me when I say that I would love to praise Jesus. Unfortunately, I am still hurt (a little) by Capt. so I will refute him when I can.
So, I've offended the little liar? I'm sooooooo sorry . . .

Let's review, shall we? You first posted as I don't even . . . with a long, rambling attack on the good True Christians™ of Landover. This post contained the first of many lies, namely that it would be your "one and only post."

Then, you immediately created another account, which is in itself a lie because you were pretending to be somebody else. Also, the ages you gave for each account were drastically different, and I am certain both of them are not your actual age, so more lies there.

Continuing in this vein, you mentioned that your username came from a TV show called Drake and Josh. This secular mess ran from 2004 to 2008 on Nickolodeon. It was a children's show. Yet you claim to be in your late thirties. Do you really expect us to believe that an aerospace engineer spent his spare time watching secular children's TV just four years ago?

Stop lying "Wes". How old are you REALLY and why are you here?



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Default Re: Hi! I'm a liar from Florida, my nickname is Chef Poncho, and I create multiple accounts and lie about - 07-19-2012, 04:58 PM
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That "nickname" is actually a funny story, if somewhat strange. I use chef poncho because I like to cook. A lot. My mother taught me how and it was delicious. One day ,though, my best friend Samantha and I, were cooking and my brother was barbecuing, when he had to go pick up Samantha's daughter. Anyways, it started to rain. A LOT. So I just put on a "poncho" of cut plastic bags and such, and gathered what wasn't ruined. When I entered, I took it off, and Samantha she said I was "chef poncho". I just use it because she means a lot to me
I hope I am using the "quote" option correctly... oh and the italics and bolds are edits to the quote

Anyways, as you can see, I said that my mother taught me HOW TO COOK, and "it" refers to her food. That's my fault for any misunderstanding.

I am afraid you and I are on two different terms... explain clearly so this misunderstanding doesn't get any worse. Please.
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Default Re: Hi! I'm a liar from Florida, my nickname is Chef Poncho, and I create multiple accounts and lie about - 07-19-2012, 05:05 PM
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I hope I am using the "quote" option correctly... oh and the italics and bolds are edits to the quote

Anyways, as you can see, I said that my mother taught me HOW TO COOK, and "it" refers to her food. That's my fault for any misunderstanding.

I am afraid you and I are on two different terms... explain clearly so this misunderstanding doesn't get any worse. Please.
What Brother Portway is tactfully hinting at is how strange it looks to Christian eyes when a grown man is watching children's TV programs.

The good Captain is soon to be a father and ANY ONE who would prey on children sexually is more than likely to annoy him

You better explain yourself, fella!

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Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Default Re: Hi! I'm a liar from Florida, my nickname is Chef Poncho, and I create multiple accounts and lie about - 07-19-2012, 05:24 PM
Capt. you seem like you may just be a somewhat borderline decent man. I don't know you personally, nor will I ever, especially if I get more infractions (since I think that will ban me). Treat me as your equal, if not spiritually, then intellectually, for I am equal to, if not superior to you in that field. I look for God, everywhere. And I mean everywhere, in the streets, stores, parks, malls, websites, etc. I want to know whether there are those who know God and don't mistake him or his acts. Because we should love. I try to stop hate, violence, prejudice, discrimination. I know that everybody has the chance and deserves the opportunity to love and KNOW God, as the Father he his, the loving one, the one who expects so much, in fact he wants us to give him everything, or rather leave it behind to be with him. This is something that I have told myself to do since I was 10. I will continue to do, for the rest of my life, and change will come with my aid, even if it is small, even if for only one man/woman/child's life. I will ensure it. Ensure that it will be for good and for God. I have only been doing this for 7 years now, but I have seen, met, and helped so many others. Mission trips, prayers, love; those acts are what help, singing praise, helping out with children, if done for God, they will be taken as prayers for him. Disrespecting others is not taken so gratuitously, because we are made in his image, and we love and we love to be loved, Jesus loved to love others, and I know that I do right with my self-proclaimed mission. Judge me, take me for what you will, if you really love God then do it in his name. Curse me, any of that. I don't care. You must know that I believe and know (for everybody from school officials, to parents, coaches, ministers, even a few deans have told me) that I think and act on a level much more mature for my age. Simply, I came here because I heard from a friend that this was NOT a site based on satire and I tried to do my best to help anybody who needed to hear God's word. Of love. No matter what you say, the thing is that our actions are for God and we should do them in his name. I just will pray that you leave such a harsh 'faith' here, and perhaps even stay, and just help others to know God. You may block and ban me, but I assure you that my mission to improve lives, both physically and spiritually will not end, until my last breath. Mock me, please, but first, Capt. I highly recommend you learn some verbal irony from Laurence, at least I assumed he knew the correct definition of "tactfully".

You may commence with the "punishment"

God bless.
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I look for God, everywhere. And I mean everywhere, in the streets, stores, parks, malls, websites, etc.
I may be being obtuse but why don't just look in the Bible?

Think about it: the ONLY source of information about God is the Bible. There is no extra Biblical source that is accurate, by definition.

Think about it. What, apart from the Bible can be considered Biblical?

Following our conscience is different from following the Bible.

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Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Capt. you seem like you may just be a somewhat borderline decent man. I don't know you personally, nor will I ever, especially if I get more infractions (since I think that will ban me). Treat me as your equal, if not spiritually, then intellectually, for I am equal to, if not superior to you in that field. I look for God, everywhere. And I mean everywhere, in the streets, stores, parks, malls, websites, etc. I want to know whether there are those who know God and don't mistake him or his acts. Because we should love. I try to stop hate, violence, prejudice, discrimination. I know that everybody has the chance and deserves the opportunity to love and KNOW God, as the Father he his, the loving one, the one who expects so much, in fact he wants us to give him everything, or rather leave it behind to be with him. This is something that I have told myself to do since I was 10. I will continue to do, for the rest of my life, and change will come with my aid, even if it is small, even if for only one man/woman/child's life. I will ensure it. Ensure that it will be for good and for God. I have only been doing this for 7 years now, but I have seen, met, and helped so many others. Mission trips, prayers, love; those acts are what help, singing praise, helping out with children, if done for God, they will be taken as prayers for him. Disrespecting others is not taken so gratuitously, because we are made in his image, and we love and we love to be loved, Jesus loved to love others, and I know that I do right with my self-proclaimed mission. Judge me, take me for what you will, if you really love God then do it in his name. Curse me, any of that. I don't care. You must know that I believe and know (for everybody from school officials, to parents, coaches, ministers, even a few deans have told me) that I think and act on a level much more mature for my age. Simply, I came here because I heard from a friend that this was NOT a site based on satire and I tried to do my best to help anybody who needed to hear God's word. Of love. No matter what you say, the thing is that our actions are for God and we should do them in his name. I just will pray that you leave such a harsh 'faith' here, and perhaps even stay, and just help others to know God. You may block and ban me, but I assure you that my mission to improve lives, both physically and spiritually will not end, until my last breath. Mock me, please, but first, Capt. I highly recommend you learn some verbal irony from Laurence, at least I assumed he knew the correct definition of "tactfully".

You may commence with the "punishment"

God bless.
You sound like you're full of the Spirit Phillis. Do you believe in Signs and Wonders? I do. I'm on a Mission too!
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You sound like you're full of the Spirit Phillis. Do you believe in Signs and Wonders? I do. I'm on a Mission too!
Yes, you mission has been amazingly productive thus far.

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Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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...I am an Aerospace Engineer...
Now go learn how to spell "Nuclear Physicist" so you can claim to be one tomorrow.

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...Treat me as your equal, if not spiritually, then intellectually, for I am equal to, if not superior to you in that field...
Portway may not treat you as his equal, but I will. You're both idiots.

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Portway may not treat you as his equal, but I will. You're both idiots.
How like an atheist to point out the faults in others.

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Default Re: Hi! I'm a liar from Florida, my nickname is Chef Poncho, and I create multiple accounts and lie about - 07-19-2012, 05:45 PM
Isabel, why would I believe in Signs and Wonders? That's preposterous, because not even Jesus would do things like that...oh wait. He did, I'm sure I read it in the Bible...somewhere

Laurence look it up for me, will you? I don't quite remember if Jesus healed with grace, or if even God had others saved by ANOTHER's grace and faith, come to think of it...I don't think Jesus even cast out demons at all.

(Do you really need that ^ to show verbal irony? REALLY?)

Anyways, I THINK in the Bible, it said that I should go and spread the good news to everybody. BTW...with Joshua and other prophets God spoke to them, I'm no prophet, but I know I have had an actual chat, not just kneeling for maybe an hr and hearing a bell, interpreting it as Him. I have spoken with the Almighty God, and I know that i should evangelize.
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Default Re: Hi! I'm a liar from Florida, my nickname is Chef Poncho, and I create multiple accounts and lie about - 07-19-2012, 05:53 PM
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Isabel, why would I believe in Signs and Wonders? That's preposterous, because not even Jesus would do things like that...oh wait. He did, I'm sure I read it in the Bible...somewhere

Anyways, I THINK in the Bible, it said that I should go and spread the good news to everybody. BTW...with Joshua and other prophets God spoke to them, I'm no prophet, but I know I have had an actual chat, not just kneeling for maybe an hr and hearing a bell, interpreting it as Him. I have spoken with the Almighty God, and I know that i should evangelize.
Why are you being so mean to me? I'm on your side. You seem like you could be my sister almost. I met God too, in a hospital bed when I was younger. I believe in Grace because I LIVED Grace!
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Default Re: Hi! I'm a liar from Florida, my nickname is Chef Poncho, and I create multiple accounts and lie about - 07-19-2012, 05:55 PM
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Isabel, why would I believe in Signs and Wonders? That's preposterous, because not even Jesus would do things like that...oh wait. He did, I'm sure I read it in the Bible...somewhere

Laurence look it up for me, will you? I don't quite remember if Jesus healed with grace, or if even God had others saved by ANOTHER's grace and faith, come to think of it...I don't think Jesus even cast out demons at all.

(Do you really need that ^ to show verbal irony? REALLY?)

Anyways, I THINK in the Bible, it said that I should go and spread the good news to everybody. BTW...with Joshua and other prophets God spoke to them, I'm no prophet, but I know I have had an actual chat, not just kneeling for maybe an hr and hearing a bell, interpreting it as Him. I have spoken with the Almighty God, and I know that i should evangelize.
You know the thing about irony? What makes it funny? What makes it effective?

Not pointing it out.

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1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Default Re: Hi! I'm a liar from Florida, my nickname is Chef Poncho, and I create multiple accounts and lie about - 07-19-2012, 05:59 PM
Ah, Isabel, that was merely so that Laurence may go and read his Bible, but anew, so that he may be open to truth. I am glad that God blessed you and that you are well, not in the hospital anymore
We are all called to try and save, saving a soul doesn't mean discriminating or hurting their feelings (Capt.), but making a bond with them that will lead them to God. Isabel, if your mission is like mine or different, but brings God's grace wherever you go, then i hope you do well. May God Bless Your Soul (MGBYS <3)

Didymus, I said Aerospace because that is what I WILL be, it is in store for me, no matter what will happen to me I KNOW that I will be an aerospace engineer, but that doesn't mean my mission will end. I am sure you are a very smart human (I have no idea how to tell your age or sex), maybe we may meet up again in the future and discuss other topics, but next time: Don't be so quick to hate

Take care and God bless
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Default Re: Hi! I'm a liar from Florida, my nickname is Chef Poncho, and I create multiple accounts and lie about - 07-19-2012, 06:38 PM
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...I said Aerospace because that is what I WILL be...
The lies, they pile up.

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Santa did not send his son for us, nor will he cast judgement on us. Not give us Heaven as our reward, or Hell.(btw by "us" I meant the human race as a whole)
But Heaven is a reward only for Christians, and only for those Christians who follow His Commands. Hell is the punishment for everyone else.

Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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