[Timothy Ackworth]

Hello and thank you for having me. My name is Timothy and I am 19 years old, born and raised in West Tisbury, Massachusetts and I come here to find Christ with like minded, right-thinking individuals such as yourself.

When I was only 8, both my parents were horribly taken away from me, in the worst mass murder imaginable, 911. Despite never having been to New York my parents decided to fly to New York on September 10th, they told me they were going to see my uncle, who recently had decided to become a gay homosexual, in order to help him and save his soul. They left early morning, when they left my mom kissed me goodbye and said "we'll be back tomorrow sweetheart". They were on American Airlines Flight 11, the first plane to hit.

They left me with my aunt, who has since raised me with the same moral guidelines as the ones my parents gave me, I am still living with my aunt, but she is getting old and sick with cancer I am reading my bible and praying to god every night for that she will get better, and I know that he hears me, because she is slowly getting healthier.

Ever since September 11th, I have been unable to even as much as looking at one of those god-damned (I am sorry for taking his name in vein, but they truly are damned by him) muslims without fearing for my life and the people around me. It makes me so mad to have to constantly live in fear of those sand apes! I know that they are doing it just so that they can have fun, seeing as that their backwards and ludicrous religion does not tolerate fun or entertainment.

I am a firm Republican and also I am the president of the young Republicans club at my college. I hope one day to run for president, where I would order of business would be to execute the people who have worked for Osama at any time and are residing in America, reinstate the death penalty in all states, re-criminalize cannabis in states such as California (or Americas only shame), bomb Iran, Iraq, Egypt, North Korea and China as well as throw out any towel head who are destroying our proud country.

This is a bit of who I am, and what I stand for - thank you for taking the time to read this, and thank you all for, hopefully, accepting me into the Landover Baptist Church

[Deaner]

Originally Posted by Timothy Ackworth

Hello and thank you for having me...

Don't you think your parents should take some responsibility for trying to save a fag from hellfire??

God had already doomed your Uncle for deciding to become a queer; your parents tried to interfere. I'm not trying to be insensitive, but don't mess with God or your skin will melt off you just like your Mom and Dad.

I'd like to say sorry for your loss but I can't. Your parents got what they deserved.

[MITGraduate]

Originally Posted by Timothy Ackworth

Hello and thank you for having me. My name is Timothy and I am 19 years old, born and raised in West Tisbury, Massachusetts and I come here to find Christ with like minded, right-thinking individuals such as yourself.

When I was only 8, both my parents were horribly taken away from me, in the worst mass murder imaginable, 911. Despite never having been to New York my parents decided to fly to New York on September 10th, they told me they were going to see my uncle, who recently had decided to become a gay homosexual, in order to help him and save his soul. They left early morning, when they left my mom kissed me goodbye and said "we'll be back tomorrow sweetheart". They were on American Airlines Flight 11, the first plane to hit.

They left me with my aunt, who has since raised me with the same moral guidelines as the ones my parents gave me, I am still living with my aunt, but she is getting old and sick with cancer I am reading my bible and praying to god every night for that she will get better, and I know that he hears me, because she is slowly getting healthier.

Ever since September 11th, I have been unable to even as much as looking at one of those god-damned (I am sorry for taking his name in vein, but they truly are damned by him) muslims without fearing for my life and the people around me. It makes me so mad to have to constantly live in fear of those sand apes! I know that they are doing it just so that they can have fun, seeing as that their backwards and ludicrous religion does not tolerate fun or entertainment.

I am a firm Republican and also I am the president of the young Republicans club at my college. I hope one day to run for president, where I would order of business would be to execute the people who have worked for Osama at any time and are residing in America, reinstate the death penalty in all states, re-criminalize cannabis in states such as California (or Americas only shame), bomb Iran, Iraq, Egypt, North Korea and China as well as throw out any towel head who are destroying our proud country.

This is a bit of who I am, and what I stand for - thank you for taking the time to read this, and thank you all for, hopefully, accepting me into the Landover Baptist Church

Dear Timothy,

Firstly, my sincere condolences for the death of you parents and, secondly, you sound hot!!!

I, too, am a devout christian non-homosexual manly man- to describe myself further (under the eyes of god) I am hairless, medium well-built with a cut 7-inch surprise!!

Let us both pray for the Satanic state of mankind- and if you feel like getting together for "bible study', please PM me!

MIT

PS I hate Muslims too...

[Timothy Ackworth]

Originally Posted by Deaner

Don't you think your parents should take some responsibility for trying to save a fag from hellfire??

God had already doomed your Uncle for deciding to become a queer; your parents tried to interfere. I'm not trying to be insensitive, but don't mess with God or your skin will melt off you just like your Mom and Dad.

I'd like to say sorry for your loss but I can't. Your parents got what they deserved.

I understand where you are coming from, but you must understand, that if you truly love someone you must at least try to bring them back from their Satanic ways and back into the arms of Christ. In the words of God "And that is what some of you were. But you were washed, you were sanctified, you were justified in the name of the Lord Jesus Christ and by the Spirit of our God." - Corinthians 6:11

[WWJDnow]

Welcome, Tim. Glad to hear you're playing on Jesus's team. If the Muslims would leave the rest of the world alone, I would be happy to let them live their sordid lives and go to Hell in peace. But they all read a book, the Quran, that is filled with hatred and violence toward others. So, as far as I'm concerned, when you're President, bomb away.

Originally Posted by MITGraduate

I, too, am a devout christian non-homosexual manly man- to describe myself further (under the eyes of god) I am hairless, medium well-built with a cut 7-inch surprise!!

The only manly thing about you is your body odor.

[MITGraduate]

Originally Posted by WWJDnow

Welcome, Tim. Glad to hear you're playing on Jesus's team. If the Muslims would leave the rest of the world alone, I would be happy to let them live their sordid lives and go to Hell in peace. But they all read a book, the Quran, that is filled with hatred and violence toward others. So, as far as I'm concerned, when you're President, bomb away.

The only manly thing about you is your body odor.

Can you smell my manly odor now, hotstuff?

[RadicalBelief]

Originally Posted by MITGraduate

Can you smell my manly odor now, hotstuff?

You are nothing but a homosexual, who probably competes with your homosexual friends in putting large objects into your rear, before you go on eachother.

Enjoy hell!

[Timothy Ackworth]

Originally Posted by WWJDnow

Welcome, Tim. Glad to hear you're playing on Jesus's team. If the Muslims would leave the rest of the world alone, I would be happy to let them live their sordid lives and go to Hell in peace.

Well, they already do live in hell, there is a reason that they live in fiery desert they should accept Jesus Christ into their lives and they would realize the happiness of life

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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