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hello! I'm a Vegetarian, Emo Hippy that just won't listen! -
04-30-2012, 02:24 AM
my name is Brinlynn, i live in England.
i like harry potter, doctor who, and lord of the rings.
i'm realy into music, my favourite bands are My Chemical Romance, Avenged Sevenfold, Evanescence, and Rise Against.
i also play piano, guitar, flute and saxophone.
my favourite quote is "One day, your life will flash before your eyes, make sure it's worth watching."
and that one is from my hero, Gerard Way <3
Exodus 22:18
Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.
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True Christian™ Creation Scientist Fisher of Men
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04-30-2012, 02:27 AM
Why are you here? What do you want? Has satan sent you to persecute us?
II Thessalonians 1:7-9
And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power
The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony
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Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
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Location: Thong-infested Florida©
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04-30-2012, 02:33 AM
Hello Brinlynn,
I am overjoyed that you are taking the first baby steps away from the narcotic-fueled emo BDSM deathstyle. Welcome to Jesus, friend!
Yours in Christ,
Z. Smyth
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Family Man of the Year 2010-2013 About as Straight and Manly as you can get Hates anal sex. And trees.
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Location: Protecting my children from homosexuals
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04-30-2012, 04:12 AM
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Originally Posted by Brinlynn
my name is Brinlynn, i live in England.
i like harry potter, doctor who, and lord of the rings.
i'm realy into music, my favourite bands are My Chemical Romance, Avenged Sevenfold, Evanescence, and Rise Against.
i also play piano, guitar, flute and saxophone.
my favourite quote is "One day, your life will flash before your eyes, make sure it's worth watching."
and that one is from my hero, Gerard Way <3
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Is it true that knowledge of the toothbrush has finally reached your Godless country? It's just a rumor I heard, but I hope it is so. We can smell you from across the pond.
That being said, welcome and God bless.
The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!
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One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers Salvation from Above God's Favorite Pilot™
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Posts: 6,282
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Flying the Friendly Skies for Jesus!
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Re: hello! -
04-30-2012, 04:52 AM
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Originally Posted by Brinlynn
my name is Brinlynn, i live in England.
i like harry potter, doctor who, and lord of the rings.
i'm realy into music, my favourite bands are My Chemical Romance, Avenged Sevenfold, Evanescence, and Rise Against.
i also play piano, guitar, flute and saxophone.
my favourite quote is "One day, your life will flash before your eyes, make sure it's worth watching."
and that one is from my hero, Gerard Way <3
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Based on your post, I'm gonna go out on limb say that if we met in person, I'd hate you.
Prove me wrong.
Winging our Way Across the World for The Lord!
God Bless John Boehner and God Bless the Grand Old Party!
Barack Hussein Obama is not My President!!!
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Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
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Location: San Francisco, California
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04-30-2012, 07:06 AM
Do you have your daddy's permission to be here, little girl?
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Unsaved trash false psuedo Christian
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Posts: 366
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: Blewbury
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04-30-2012, 07:38 AM
Hi there!
I like Evenessence, too.
ThinksDesign.
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True Christian™ Just a Regular Nice Guy
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Location: Between Lynchburg and Walton's Mountain
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04-30-2012, 10:49 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Brinlynn
my name is Brinlynn, i live in England.
i like harry potter, doctor who, and lord of the rings.
i'm realy into music, my favourite bands are My Chemical Romance, Avenged Sevenfold, Evanescence, and Rise Against.
i also play piano, guitar, flute and saxophone.
my favourite quote is "One day, your life will flash before your eyes, make sure it's worth watching."
and that one is from my hero, Gerard Way <3
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How Shocking!
Do you ill educated toothless brits honestly think your moronic comments upset us? When do you think the first settlers fled your degenerate country, to distance themselves from fools like you.
Satan has a reservation in your name. Better scoop it up before it goes to someone else.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Location: Sept-Îles, Québec
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04-30-2012, 11:38 AM
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Originally Posted by ThinksDesign
Hi there!
I like Evenessence, too.
ThinksDesign.
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What's an evenessence? Is that the the bubbles in the soda pop?
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Location: North Salem, Indiana
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04-30-2012, 04:28 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Brinlynn
my name is Brinlynn, i live in England.
i like harry potter, doctor who, and lord of the rings.
i'm realy into music, my favourite bands are My Chemical Romance, Avenged Sevenfold, Evanescence, and Rise Against.
i also play piano, guitar, flute and saxophone.
my favourite quote is "One day, your life will flash before your eyes, make sure it's worth watching."
and that one is from my hero, Gerard Way <3
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Hi, Brinlynn!
How long have you spent your days finding ways to offend God?
Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings glorify Satanic witchcraft. Do you think God is pleased that you fill your mind with such filth?
And the bands you listen to glorify Satan and suicide. Your hero isn't Jesus?
What kind of a Christian has a "hero" who isn't Jesus?
You're an atheist, aren't you.
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Unsaved trash, rabid teenaged witch
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Posts: 53
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Re: hello! -
04-30-2012, 09:51 PM
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Originally Posted by ThinksDesign
Hi there!
I like Evenessence, too.
ThinksDesign.
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they are amazing, i love her voice, it's so pretty i saw them live once, omg most amazing thing ever! they sound better live then on the record.
and for those of you who don't know, Evanescence is a band
i'm not an aetheist, i'm agnostic.
and i'm a little OCD about my teeth, i brush them like 5 times a day, and they're really straight. don't you american's feed you're babies mountain due instead of milk? just a rumour i heard.
Exodus 22:18
Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.
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True Christian™
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Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: Following God's commands - including the 'difficult' ones.
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04-30-2012, 09:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Brinlynn
they are amazing, i love her voice, it's so pretty i saw them live once, omg most amazing thing ever! they sound better live then on the record.
and for those of you who don't know, Evanescence is a band
i'm not an aetheist, i'm agnostic.
and i'm a little OCD about my teeth, i brush them like 5 times a day, and they're really straight. don't you american's feed you're babies mountain due instead of milk? just a rumour i heard.
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Pointless question asking why you are on a Christian interwebsite then...you wouldn't know without some sort of evidence
Seriously this is not a teenagers 'my band is better than your band' site or anything to do with the dentists, we are here to worship God - do you want to go and ask a grown up what that means.
All the best
Genesis 7:5
And Noah did according unto all that the LORD commanded him.
John 8:32
And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.
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Landover Senior Outreach Touching Men, Women and Children with the Good News!
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Location: Freehold Senior Estates
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04-30-2012, 10:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Brinlynn
they are amazing, i love her voice, it's so pretty i saw them live once, omg most amazing thing ever! they sound better live then on the record.
and for those of you who don't know, Evanescence is a band
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My friend, nothing good comes from listening to God-mockers like the Evervescense. Even worse, foolishly spending your money to support the degenerates rather than tithing to a real church in order to spread the loving message of Jesus Christ.
Yes, I know all about these freaks and have heard their "work". Nothing but "Wake me up" over and over, which I suspect is a personal recollection by the lead singer/slut of a near-death experience associated with heroin or sherm sticks. I am certain that Jesus weeps everytime their poison is played.
In Christ
Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."
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Unsaved trash, rabid teenaged witch
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04-30-2012, 10:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Noah Sole
Seriously this is not a teenagers 'my band is better than your band' site or anything to do with the dentists, we are here to worship God - do you want to go and ask a grown up what that means.
All the best
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i wasnt the one who brought up the dentistry.
and i wasnt saying that my bands is better than your band, i was agreeing that Evanescence is good.
Exodus 22:18
Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.
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One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers Salvation from Above God's Favorite Pilot™
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Location: Flying the Friendly Skies for Jesus!
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04-30-2012, 10:40 PM
Winging our Way Across the World for The Lord!
God Bless John Boehner and God Bless the Grand Old Party!
Barack Hussein Obama is not My President!!!
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Anti La Leche League Organizer
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Location: VT--the Green Mountain State
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Re: hello! -
04-30-2012, 10:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Brinlynn
i wasnt the one who brought up the dentistry.
and i wasnt saying that my bands is better than your band, i was agreeing that Evanescence is good.
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They don't even sell toothpaste at Boots. Where did you find it?
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Unsaved trash, rabid teenaged witch
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04-30-2012, 10:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Roberta
They don't even sell toothpaste at Boots. Where did you find it?
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have you ever been to England? you can buy it at any grocery or drug store...
Exodus 22:18
Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.
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Anti La Leche League Organizer
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Location: VT--the Green Mountain State
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04-30-2012, 10:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Brinlynn
have you ever been to England? you can buy it at any grocery or drug store...
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How do you get there? I don't even know where Arkansas is.
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Unsaved trash, rabid teenaged witch
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Posts: 53
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04-30-2012, 10:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Roberta
How do you get there? I don't even know where Arkansas is.
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i've only been to North America once to visit family in Newfoundland and i could tell you where Arkansas is.
you have to swim across the Atlantic ocean.
Exodus 22:18
Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.
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Anti La Leche League Organizer
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05-01-2012, 12:10 AM
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Originally Posted by Brinlynn
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i've only been to North America once to visit family in Newfoundland and i could tell you where Arkansas is.
you have to swim across the Atlantic ocean.
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Well I have no desire to swim into Arkansas.
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