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Default hello! I'm a Vegetarian, Emo Hippy that just won't listen! - 04-30-2012, 02:24 AM

my name is Brinlynn, i live in England.
i like harry potter, doctor who, and lord of the rings.
i'm realy into music, my favourite bands are My Chemical Romance, Avenged Sevenfold, Evanescence, and Rise Against.
i also play piano, guitar, flute and saxophone.
my favourite quote is "One day, your life will flash before your eyes, make sure it's worth watching."
and that one is from my hero, Gerard Way <3


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Default Re: hello! - 04-30-2012, 02:27 AM

Why are you here? What do you want? Has satan sent you to persecute us?


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Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power



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Default Re: hello! - 04-30-2012, 02:33 AM

Hello Brinlynn,

I am overjoyed that you are taking the first baby steps away from the narcotic-fueled emo BDSM deathstyle. Welcome to Jesus, friend!

Yours in Christ,

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Default Re: hello! - 04-30-2012, 04:12 AM

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my name is Brinlynn, i live in England.
i like harry potter, doctor who, and lord of the rings.
i'm realy into music, my favourite bands are My Chemical Romance, Avenged Sevenfold, Evanescence, and Rise Against.
i also play piano, guitar, flute and saxophone.
my favourite quote is "One day, your life will flash before your eyes, make sure it's worth watching."
and that one is from my hero, Gerard Way <3
Is it true that knowledge of the toothbrush has finally reached your Godless country? It's just a rumor I heard, but I hope it is so. We can smell you from across the pond.

That being said, welcome and God bless.


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Default Re: hello! - 04-30-2012, 04:52 AM

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my name is Brinlynn, i live in England.
i like harry potter, doctor who, and lord of the rings.
i'm realy into music, my favourite bands are My Chemical Romance, Avenged Sevenfold, Evanescence, and Rise Against.
i also play piano, guitar, flute and saxophone.
my favourite quote is "One day, your life will flash before your eyes, make sure it's worth watching."
and that one is from my hero, Gerard Way <3
Based on your post, I'm gonna go out on limb say that if we met in person, I'd hate you.

Prove me wrong.




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Default Re: hello! - 04-30-2012, 07:06 AM

Do you have your daddy's permission to be here, little girl?


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Default Re: hello! - 04-30-2012, 07:38 AM

Hi there!

I like Evenessence, too.

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Angry Re: hello! - 04-30-2012, 10:49 AM

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my name is Brinlynn, i live in England.
i like harry potter, doctor who, and lord of the rings.
i'm realy into music, my favourite bands are My Chemical Romance, Avenged Sevenfold, Evanescence, and Rise Against.
i also play piano, guitar, flute and saxophone.
my favourite quote is "One day, your life will flash before your eyes, make sure it's worth watching."
and that one is from my hero, Gerard Way <3
How Shocking!

Do you ill educated toothless brits honestly think your moronic comments upset us? When do you think the first settlers fled your degenerate country, to distance themselves from fools like you.

Satan has a reservation in your name. Better scoop it up before it goes to someone else.


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Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: hello! - 04-30-2012, 11:38 AM

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Hi there!

I like Evenessence, too.

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What's an evenessence? Is that the the bubbles in the soda pop?
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Default Re: hello! - 04-30-2012, 04:28 PM

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my name is Brinlynn, i live in England.
i like harry potter, doctor who, and lord of the rings.
i'm realy into music, my favourite bands are My Chemical Romance, Avenged Sevenfold, Evanescence, and Rise Against.
i also play piano, guitar, flute and saxophone.
my favourite quote is "One day, your life will flash before your eyes, make sure it's worth watching."
and that one is from my hero, Gerard Way <3
Hi, Brinlynn!

How long have you spent your days finding ways to offend God?

Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings glorify Satanic witchcraft. Do you think God is pleased that you fill your mind with such filth?

And the bands you listen to glorify Satan and suicide. Your hero isn't Jesus?

What kind of a Christian has a "hero" who isn't Jesus?

You're an atheist, aren't you.


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Default Re: hello! - 04-30-2012, 09:51 PM

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Hi there!

I like Evenessence, too.

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they are amazing, i love her voice, it's so pretty i saw them live once, omg most amazing thing ever! they sound better live then on the record.
and for those of you who don't know, Evanescence is a band
i'm not an aetheist, i'm agnostic.
and i'm a little OCD about my teeth, i brush them like 5 times a day, and they're really straight. don't you american's feed you're babies mountain due instead of milk? just a rumour i heard.


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they are amazing, i love her voice, it's so pretty i saw them live once, omg most amazing thing ever! they sound better live then on the record.
and for those of you who don't know, Evanescence is a band
i'm not an aetheist, i'm agnostic.
and i'm a little OCD about my teeth, i brush them like 5 times a day, and they're really straight. don't you american's feed you're babies mountain due instead of milk? just a rumour i heard.
Pointless question asking why you are on a Christian interwebsite then...you wouldn't know without some sort of evidence

Seriously this is not a teenagers 'my band is better than your band' site or anything to do with the dentists, we are here to worship God - do you want to go and ask a grown up what that means.

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and for those of you who don't know, Evanescence is a band
My friend, nothing good comes from listening to God-mockers like the Evervescense. Even worse, foolishly spending your money to support the degenerates rather than tithing to a real church in order to spread the loving message of Jesus Christ.

Yes, I know all about these freaks and have heard their "work". Nothing but "Wake me up" over and over, which I suspect is a personal recollection by the lead singer/slut of a near-death experience associated with heroin or sherm sticks. I am certain that Jesus weeps everytime their poison is played.

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Seriously this is not a teenagers 'my band is better than your band' site or anything to do with the dentists, we are here to worship God - do you want to go and ask a grown up what that means.
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i wasnt the one who brought up the dentistry.
and i wasnt saying that my bands is better than your band, i was agreeing that Evanescence is good.


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i wasnt the one who brought up the dentistry.
and i wasnt saying that my bands is better than your band, i was agreeing that Evanescence is good.
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i wasnt the one who brought up the dentistry.
and i wasnt saying that my bands is better than your band, i was agreeing that Evanescence is good.
They don't even sell toothpaste at Boots. Where did you find it?


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have you ever been to England? you can buy it at any grocery or drug store...


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have you ever been to England? you can buy it at any grocery or drug store...

How do you get there? I don't even know where Arkansas is.


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How do you get there? I don't even know where Arkansas is.
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i've only been to North America once to visit family in Newfoundland and i could tell you where Arkansas is.
you have to swim across the Atlantic ocean.


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i've only been to North America once to visit family in Newfoundland and i could tell you where Arkansas is.
you have to swim across the Atlantic ocean.
Well I have no desire to swim into Arkansas.
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