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Default Hi! I'm a liar in Florida, my nickname is Chef Poncho, and I create multiple accounts and lie about it! - 07-19-2012, 03:00 PM

I have recently made a new account on this website and what I have found absolutely appalled me. The views of which I read on almost every topic I could find were contrasting to my own, which were taken as completely true. From topics on masturbation, to disproving scientists, to selling one's daughter, and even "hating" on minorities (which is ironic, seeing as how there are more minorities than "whites" in the US). I've spent weeks reading through these posts and threads and I had a sudden revelation. One huge thing that was missing here was love. The love that our Savior gave to us to use and give, because that is one of our sacred duties that Jesus gave to us. In Mark 16:15 we are told to "Go into all the world and preach the good news to all creation." (And in every Bible it will have something of that degree, 'to go and preach the love and word of God'), but I have yet to see any love here. I must be missing something, because surely, if anybody replies, they will say that I just don't believe or that I am sinful, perhaps even saying that I am blind. Must I close my eyes to everything to see it? And be shut away and not glimpse upon His face? I would hope not. I am sure so many of you are firm in this faith that you have made (or you may argue it is exactly from God), I know that it can't be what was promised to us. I say this because here I see no just God. Here lacks an indiscriminate God. It is here that THE loving God, the only truly wonderful, perfect, etc., is absent. I simply urge some of you, any of you, even just ONE of you to just re-read what is written here, (and not only this post, but the forum itself), and to pray. To see if this is what you actually and truly believe in, that these ideas are what God truly believes is best, and if you find that it's not so, then God bless you.

By the by, if anybody replies saying that I am trash, a sinner, anything that is in that category, then I will not bother trying to enlighten such a closed mind. This is my first, last, and only post. I do not think this was not meant to "troll" or "flame" or anything of the sort, and if you interpret it as such, it is only because I have no idea what those words mean. I do hope that God will bless you and that you will see truth. Because when it comes to it, we were made to love, not only God, but each other. That includes everybody.

"A new command I give you: Love one another. As I have loved you, so you must love one another." John 13:34

God bless you all. <3
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Default Re: Truth from our Savior - 07-19-2012, 03:06 PM

What church do you go to, what is your favourite Bible verse and where did you first find Jesus?

YIC


1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Post Re: Truth from our Savior - 07-19-2012, 03:13 PM

I don't mean to rain on your parade...but how did you miss this part?

"This is my first, last, and only post."

It was kinda there...
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Default Re: Truth from our Savior - 07-19-2012, 03:22 PM

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One huge thing that was missing here was love.
Friend, you are totally mistaken. There is no greater love than showing the truth about Christ's message to heathens. Turn or burn. Jesus is the only way to salvation, we must show to all those misguided people that they must convert to Christianity or burn in hell for all eternity. Jesus has infinite love for the people who follows Him, but He hates the people who won't accept His love.

Luke 19:27 But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me.
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Default Re: Truth from our Savior - 07-19-2012, 03:25 PM

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I don't mean to rain on your parade...but how did you miss this part?

"This is my first, last, and only post."

It was kinda there...
Why are you still reading them and replying then?
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we were made to love, not only God, but each other. That includes everybody.
Everybody? I hope you're not referring to Osama Bin Laden.


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Default Re: Truth from our Savior - 07-19-2012, 03:29 PM

Umm... sorry, I'm new to this thread stuff. As you can see I made my account recently .

Anyways, I didn't know how to take a quote from the original poster, so I just like, copy and pasted, then underlined to show emphasis on what the OP said.

Oh, and you DID realize the account names were different...right?
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Hello friend!

Please make a thread of your own so that we can properly greet you. We want to get to know you!



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As you can see I made my account recently
Yes "Adam", and this is first time we see someone making new account just to reply to his/her own post.
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I don't mean to rain on your parade...but how did you miss this part?

"This is my first, last, and only post."

It was kinda there...
Yes, we get that a lot. You see, when Satan has his claws into a person, they're blinded to the caring and love we show for their lost souls. It's "tough love" mind you, don't get me wrong, but telling someone that they're on the path to damnation is a very loving thing to do.

As for the fact that the poor OP decided to reject our offer of fellowship by saying they would only post once, well that doesn't mean that they won't read our responses. You didn't think of that, did you? Don't worry, most unsaved trash don't do a whole lot of thinking. Tell me, why do hate Jesus?




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I don't mean to rain on your parade...but how did you miss this part?

"This is my first, last, and only post."

It was kinda there...
Forgive me for attempting to be welcoming to Unsave Trash.



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Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Default Re: Truth from our Savior - 07-19-2012, 03:35 PM

This seems like an interesting topic, anyways.

@Nobar
Didn't God create Osama Bin Laden also? Every criminal and heathen sinner on this earth? So do we have to love him? cuz:

"But I tell you: Love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you,"
Mark 5:44

Since I went back to read some posts, I noticed that there was a quote that I posted..? that said:
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Nor do I remember saying that my name was Adam....
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Umm... sorry, I'm new to this thread stuff. As you can see I made my account recently .

Anyways, I didn't know how to take a quote from the original poster, so I just like, copy and pasted, then underlined to show emphasis on what the OP said.

Oh, and you DID realize the account names were different...right?
Yes, and I also noticed that they came from the same person. The DOF is watching friend.




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Nor do I remember saying that my name was Adam....

It is still obvious
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Default Re: Truth from our Savior - 07-19-2012, 03:41 PM

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What church do you go to, what is your favourite Bible verse and where did you first find Jesus?

YIC

Umm, laurence, Idk about you, but if somebody fired off those kind of questions to me straight away, it doesn't sound too welcoming.
Then again...this is a thread about God and such.

And what does YIC mean?

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I would very much like it if you explained what you meant in the 2nd paragraph of your reply. I'd like to build on that please

(You are totally right, the OP and I are the same person, it must have been so obvious a child could have seen it)

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I had trouble with the italics button...
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Default Re: Truth from our Savior - 07-19-2012, 03:46 PM

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Umm, laurence, Idk about you, but if somebody fired off those kind of questions to me straight away, it doesn't sound too welcoming.
Then again...this is a thread about God and such.

And what does YIC mean?
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I would very much like it if you explained what you meant in the 2nd paragraph of your reply. I'd like to build on that please

(You are totally right, the OP and I are the same person, it must have been so obvious a child could have seen it)
I just reread what I wrote. It's very self explanatory. Try reading it again.




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Didn't God create Osama Bin Laden also? Every criminal and heathen sinner on this earth? So do we have to love him? cuz:
Cuz (sic) otherwise you will go to Hell.

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Default Re: Truth from our Savior - 07-19-2012, 03:51 PM

Well... I know I shouldn't be troubling everybody with this... but I have no clue how to send a private message.

Anyways,

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I would like it if you could use other words instead of "yappity yap yap", umm, I also would like to say that I am not a liar, and I don't think that I should be treated like this, especially if I am new.

Also, If you say the Lord hates liars, that means that God thinks I am a liar, and I don't think you're in a position to put that kind of judgment on me. You're not, like, his right hand man, (that's probably Jesus). And, yeah that's about it. We could do this slight altercation privately if you could tell me how to send a private message.
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Default Re: Truth from our Savior - 07-19-2012, 03:57 PM

Laurence, that was taken directly from Bible, and was Jesus' own words... I don't think he takes kindly to being cut off.

Likewise, God loves everything he made, because it was "good"

And now I'll make my own thread
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I would like it if you could use other words instead of "yappity yap yap", umm, I also would like to say that I am not a liar, and I don't think that I should be treated like this, especially if I am new.

Also, If you say the Lord hates liars, that means that God thinks I am a liar, and I don't think you're in a position to put that kind of judgment on me. You're not, like, his right hand man, (that's probably Jesus). And, yeah that's about it. We could do this slight altercation privately if you could tell me how to send a private message.
If you are not a liar why are you masquerading as a medical doctor?



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