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Prayer "Not a Drill": Stupid SETI Is Investigating an Extraterrestrial Signal - 08-30-2016, 01:58 PM



John 12:30
Jesus answered and said, This voice came not because of me, but for your sakes.


On May 15, 2015, at 18:01:15.65 (sidereal time), at a wavelength of 2.7 cm a SIGNAL was received in Zelenchukskaya, in the Karachay–Cherkess Republic of Russia, not far from the border with Georgia in the Caucasus Mountains, where the Ark of Noah came to rest after the Flood!

Genesis 8:4
And the ark rested in the seventh month, on the seventeenth day of the month, upon the mountains of Ararat.


However, this time the scientists claim that they have heard a signal from Space Aliens, extraterrestrial beings not Created by our God, our Jesus (Genesis 1:1; John 1:3).
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Working out the strength of the signal, the researchers say that if it came from an isotropic beacon, it would be of a power possible only for a Kardashev Type II civilization. If it were a narrow beam signal focused on our Solar System, it would be of a power available to a Kardashev Type I civilization.
the signal is provocative enough that the RATAN-600 researchers are calling for permanent monitoring of this target.
I can assure you that we are not going to take part in any Kardashev civilization. Instead, our civilization is based on the Bible and its Commandments, on the Sacrifice by Jesus and His selfless agony on the Cross.

This is what the scientists claim they have found:


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The mysterious star’s designation is HD164595, and it’s considered to be sun-like in nature with a nearly identical metallic composition to our own star. So far, a single Neptune-like (but warmer) planet has been discovered in its orbit—HD 164595 b. But as Gilster explained, “There could, of course, be other planets still undetected in this system.”
The signal’s strength indicates that if it in fact came from a isotropic beacon, the power source would have to be built by a Kardashev Type II civilization. (The Kardashev scale is used to determine the progress of a civilization’s technological development by measuring how much energy was used to transmit an interstellar message.) An ‘Isotropic’ beacon means a communication source emitting a signal with equal power in all directions while promoting signal strength throughout travel.
This is what Jesus thinks about these assertions!



We have investigated this claim based on quite a few sources and we accept the first part of the claim: a signal was received, a signal NOT of natural origin, a signal extremely powerful in the manner that the technological know-how of all mankind would not be able to produce it. Hence, it must have been sent by a superior intelligence. Obviously, the identity of this intelligence is what the atheist astrologers fail to decipher and that is where Creation Science reigns supreme. Let us look at one final piece of evidence, the diagram of the shape and strength of this signal.



The characteristics that have to explained are thus as follows:
  • A very strong signal with equal strength to all directions from the Firmament (Genesis 1:6) from space, from Heaven.
  • A signal that is harmonious (1 Chronicles 16:42) and of beautiful shape like a Celestial Instrument playing a lullaby.
  • As we know that the "space aliens" are a lie, the intelligence behind the signal must be somewhere else.
Is there anything that would fit these criteria? As it happens, there is!

Revelation 14:2
And I heard a voice
from heaven, as the voice of many waters, and as the voice of a great thunder: and I heard the voice of harpers harping with their harps:


Jesus. A voice from Heaven calling all sinners everywhere. Jesus. A voice of great strength, of great thunder indicating how displeased He is with the sodomistic situation of all Mankind. Jesus. A voice yet harmonious with the promise of Heaven for those who Repent and Accept Jesus. Jesus.
Jesus.
Jesus.
Jesus.
Jesus.



Deep down, the astrologers understand this, as well.
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We can’t claim the detection of an extraterrestrial civilization from this observation. What we can say is that the signal is interesting and merits further scrutiny.
We surely hope and pray that they do go on and investigate this matter in detail to uncover the True Origin™ of the signal. Jesus. This is not a voice because of Him but for their sakes.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer


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Default Re: "Not a Drill": Stupid SETI Is Investigating an Extraterrestrial Signal - 08-30-2016, 04:23 PM

Professor Dr White, Sir, your scientific posts are always so very interesting and I often use them in TheoScience class. But my boys always have questions that I am unable to answer, and I wonder if you could clear up a couple of points before I start?

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On May 15, 2015, at 18:01:15.65 (sidereal time), at a wavelength of 2.7 cm a SIGNAL was received in Zelenchukskaya, in the Karachay–Cherkess Republic of Russia, not far from the border with Georgia in the Caucasus Mountains, where the Ark of Noah came to rest after the Flood!
I can find Zelenchucksyka on the map, but am having trouble with Siderea. Is it a district of Palestine?

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I can assure you that we are not going to take part in any Kardashev civilization.
Is this connected to those women with large posteriors who are related to the Bruce Jenner "woman"? I do hope not, as it leads to more difficult questions.

As for what the astrologers say, I shall take the opportunity to remind them of the warning of Jeremiah 10:2:

Thus saith the LORD, Learn not the way of the heathen, and be not dismayed at the signs of heaven; for the heathen are dismayed at them.

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Professor Dr White, Sir, your scientific posts are always so very interesting and I often use them in TheoScience class. But my boys always have questions that I am unable to answer, and I wonder if you could clear up a couple of points before I start?

I can find Zelenchucksyka on the map, but am having trouble with Siderea. Is it a district of Palestine?

Is this connected to those women with large posteriors who are related to the Bruce Jenner "woman"? I do hope not, as it leads to more difficult questions.

As for what the astrologers say, I shall take the opportunity to remind them of the warning of Jeremiah 10:2:

Thus saith the LORD, Learn not the way of the heathen, and be not dismayed at the signs of heaven; for the heathen are dismayed at them.

YiC
Joanna


Bad news! Siderea is a real place but not in Palestine. It is in Rome near their police station and, as you can see, their place for Urban Penetration!

Papist conspiracy.



Vatican: It has an observatory and the newspaper Osservatore Romano. It all fits.

John 11:48
If we let him thus alone, all men will believe on him: and the Romans shall come and take away both our place and nation.


Proof positive: Papists trying to usurp not only our place and nation but also our Jesus. Regarding your second question, you are right. Of course it is about sodomy. It always is, isn't it?


Yours in Christ,

Elmer


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Default Re: "Not a Drill": Stupid SETI Is Investigating an Extraterrestrial Signal - 08-30-2016, 06:53 PM

Wait until it's announced that the signal is transmitting Bible Verse!Psalms 97:6 - The heavens declare his righteousness, and all the people see his glory.


And they entered into a covenant to seek the Lord God of their fathers with all their heart and with all their soul;
That whosoever would not seek the Lord God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman.
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Default Re: "Not a Drill": Stupid SETI Is Investigating an Extraterrestrial Signal - 08-30-2016, 08:27 PM

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Wait until it's announced that the signal is transmitting Bible Verse! Psalms 97:6 - The heavens declare his righteousness, and all the people see his glory.
Oh my goodness, Mr Llewelyn, wouldn't that just be absolutely marvelous! And you know, this message was transmitted to the middle of nowhere, so they probably don't have a fluent American speaker there, and even if they did they might not recognize the verse (or whatever other verse it might be - there are so very many that would be appropriate).

I do hope that someone had the sense to turn on a tape recorder.


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Default Re: "Not a Drill": Stupid SETI Is Investigating an Extraterrestrial Signal - 08-30-2016, 10:03 PM

Damn scientists - they don't say if it's AM or FM, or one of those new fangled digital TV things, or if I can pick it up on a DirecTV dish.


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Default Re: "Not a Drill": Stupid SETI Is Investigating an Extraterrestrial Signal - 08-30-2016, 11:31 PM

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Oh my goodness, Mr Llewelyn, wouldn't that just be absolutely marvelous! And you know, this message was transmitted to the middle of nowhere, so they probably don't have a fluent American speaker there, and even if they did they might not recognize the verse (or whatever other verse it might be - there are so very many that would be appropriate).

I do hope that someone had the sense to turn on a tape recorder.


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It sure would shut those smarmy atheists up in a God-awful hurry, I'll tell you that.


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