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Comprehensive list of s***hole countries -
01-12-2018, 11:24 AM
This is a list thread where all you do is name a s***hole country. You are welcome to let us know why you wouldn't want those people to immigrate to your country.
I'll start with a country that I have actually been to: Mexico. Mexico is a total s*** hole with trash everywhere. Mexicans who come to the United States leave their trash around here, now.
I have also been to Canada. Canada is our neighbor, like Mexico, but Canada isn't a s******* country.
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01-12-2018, 11:28 AM
Well, i cannot deny that despite the fact that Mexico is mainly Catholic, it is a dangerous place, no matter wich religion is yours.
If there is a country where i wouldn't want to emigrate is anywhere in Middle East, since you cannot preach the gospel without losing your head.
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01-12-2018, 12:05 PM
Well, that didn't take long did it. I see that preaching the Gospel and death remain steadfastly connected in your mind, as would be the case still had not laws been passed against your system of growing what remains a pretty abominable creed.
And it has escaped your notice that in Israel there are Churches? There were none before Jesus was born so some Gospel preaching MUST HAVE OCCURRED and if the heads were removed there'd be no-one left to fill up the churches.
There's the Christian Witness to Israel, the Jewish Evangelical Witness, the Congregation of the Messiah within Israel, and here's a Directory of Messianic Organizations in Israel. Israel is in the middle east.
The country I'd least like to visit is Vatican City and associated enclaves (castles accessed by helicopter or possibly train) and since this is essentially a part of Italy and seeing how the Romans obsess over the lugubrious pile I'd have to say that Italy is the most execrable nation I can think of right now.
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Re: Comprehensive list of s***hole countries -
01-12-2018, 01:23 PM
Brother Nobar, I imagine you are refering to that one place in Canada that is decent, because most of that country is good for nothing. Most of it is ice and forest and French, but no Jesus! Without Christ, a country is a certified s#ithole if there ever was.
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Re: Comprehensive list of s***hole countries -
01-12-2018, 02:53 PM
In basic terms the shit countries are all those ending in either
-ia, Algeria, Armenia, Bosnia, Saudi Arabia, Australia, Somalia, Vaticania, Bolivia, Colombia, etc.
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-stan: Afghanistan, Kyrgyzstan, Uzbekistan, etc.
or start with
"The Democratic and/or People's Republic of"
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Re: Comprehensive list of s***hole countries -
01-12-2018, 03:00 PM
We need to look for leadership from President Trump to start the list. The country he put at the top is Haiti.
And what a s***hole place that is. We tried to help that place after a storm hit it. Franklin Graham was on the first plane after the storm. He preached about sin to massive audiences. Yet sin continues there.
Haiti is a place were voodoo is practiced. Pastor Zeke can cure illnesses through his powerful prayers--they should forget voodoo. If the people of Haiti would convert to Baptist the President might lift his s***hole designation.
Appearances are really important to President Trump. When you see the people of Haiti on TV they look unkempt. Lots of them live in tents. A little sprucing up would help.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Comprehensive list of s***hole countries -
01-12-2018, 04:11 PM
We shouldn't forget that the shithole is also the part of the body used for sex by homers.
Our Donald is not only saying let the muslims, the heathen, the voodoo, the poor, but also the gay out of America.
We all know is the only way to make America great again.
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Re: Comprehensive list of s***hole countries -
01-12-2018, 05:50 PM
My information is that Africa is a horrible country.
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Re: Comprehensive list of s***hole countries -
01-12-2018, 05:55 PM
I think it all comes down to is this.
Do you want the best or are you satisfied with second (or worse) best. Everyone knows, the is God's Favorite Country™.
It utterly baffles me why a person would choose say, Tofu over a thick grilled Porterhouse.
Though I have noticed the spics and portuguese all have 'that smell'.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Comprehensive list of s***hole countries -
01-12-2018, 06:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Nobar King
This is a list thread where all you do is name a s***hole country. You are welcome to let us know why you wouldn't want those people to immigrate to your country.
I'll start with a country that I have actually been to: Mexico. Mexico is a total s*** hole with trash everywhere. Mexicans who come to the United States leave their trash around here, now.
I have also been to Canada. Canada is our neighbor, like Mexico, but Canada isn't a s******* country.
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You are asking a crucial question, Brother Nobar. I think we can disregard the latter addition that President Trump ( ) is OK with immigration from oriental countries - that was just a politically correct talk to keep the democrats from running completely amok. (Which they did anyway, but then again, running amok is kinda their thing).
Based on our beloved President's ( ) past remarks, this is the basic list of shithole countries:
Anyway. When we look closely at what our beloved Fearless Leader ( ) said, he wants more immigration from countries like Norway. What's so special about Norway? (Aside from the fact that President Trump has just spoken with their prime minister, which means he still remembered the name of the country).
Well, as a Scandinavian country, Norway is the homeland of people of Germanic descent - just like Anglo-Saxons in this country. We want immigration from Germanic countries because we want to keep our country proudly white! Latinos, Indians, blacks, Arabs, Slavs, Italians, Irish, Jews, and all the other non-Germanic people do not belong here and should go back whatever shithole country they came from! (Well, I'm not entirely sure where the Indians could go back to, but I guess we can send them packing back to Siberia through the Bering Sea; on the other hand, their closest relatives are the Ainu, so sending Indians back to Japan is another option).
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Re: Comprehensive list of s***hole countries -
01-12-2018, 09:36 PM
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I know; it amazes me how they ever get any business at all.
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Re: Comprehensive list of s***hole countries -
01-15-2018, 02:13 AM
The Bible (KJV1611) is replete with instructions on how to keep your house, town and country from becoming a "shit hole". Leviticus is prominent, but Numbers, Kings, Luke, Corinthians, Timothy and Jude weigh in on the matter - including how to keep lepers and other undesirables out.
Now the Haitian's here are not totally without blame - they have suffered under the cathylicks (who don't bother reading the Bible), and we can't forget the French (who developed those overly perfumed soaps to cover their miasma from less than optimal bathing habits). When Trump mentions "shit hole" and Haiti in the same sentence, it's not some metaphor insulting the third world - it's literally true.
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Port-Au-Prince: A City Of Millions, With No Sewer System
April 13, 201211:19 AM ET
Heard on All Things Considered
Port-au-Prince is about the size of Chicago. But it doesn't have a sewer system. It's one of the largest cities in the world without one.
That's a big problem, but never more so than during a time of cholera.
Since cholera was introduced into Haiti 18 months ago — most likely by United Nations peacekeeping troops from Nepal, where the disease is endemic — more than a half-million people have gotten sick and at least 7,050 have died.
Public health authorities say cholera will stay in the environment for a long time, because Haiti has the worst sanitation in this hemisphere.
It's hard for Americans to imagine what this means.
The cumulative sewage of 3 million people flows through open ditches. It mixes with ubiquitous piles of garbage. Each night, an all-but-invisible army of workers called bayakou descend into man-sized holes with buckets to remove human waste from septic pits and latrines, then dump it into the canals that cut through the city.
Follow pediatrician Vanessa Rouzier on a tour of a Port-au-Prince slum called Cite de Dieu — City of God — to get an idea of what it means to live in a city sans sanitation. The sprawling slum, close by the earthquake-ruined Presidential Palace, is home to 40,000 Haitians, including a lot of her patients.
We cross over a wide canal that cuts through the slum. The garbage-clogged channel brings sewage down from the hillside precincts of the capital.
"So you can imagine that if human waste goes through there, and if it rains, [it] just really spills into the environment and ends up in the sea," Rouzier says.
She takes us down to a small, garbage-cluttered beach on the edge of the slum and points to a ramshackle structure perched on stilts over the water. Those who have seen the movie Slumdog Millionaire will know what it is — an outhouse.
"If you live close by the water, you may use these over-the-sea hanging toilets during the daytime," Rouzier says. "But at night you wouldn't come out in the dark to use that. You would have a bowel movement in some sort of plastic bag and ... throw it out during the day out here."
Right next to the outhouse, a small fishing boat unloads its cargo. And right there on the beach, a woman sells the fish from plastic buckets.
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https://www.npr.org/sections/health-...o-sewer-system
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Re: Comprehensive list of s***hole countries -
01-15-2018, 02:44 AM
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Port-au-Prince is about the size of Chicago. But it doesn't have a sewer system. It's one of the largest cities in the world without one.
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I wonder if this is why the Good Lord had Moses keep the Israelites on the move. Think about it, the same population, also no sewage, plus no running water, no potable water, but not a single mention of cholera throughout Moses' camp. Perhaps the Haitians should wander around their island and read the book of Exodus for starters.
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Re: Comprehensive list of s***hole countries -
01-15-2018, 12:25 PM
Hispaniola and Sinai are similar sizes.
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We cross over a wide canal that cuts through the slum. The garbage-clogged channel brings sewage down from the hillside precincts of the capital.
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That is, from the precincts with open garbage-clogged raw sewage channels that aren't slums. Have I got that right? Perhaps I've misjudged this island.
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Re: Comprehensive list of s***hole countries -
01-15-2018, 06:11 PM
Well someone isn't happy about our President's "S**thole Countries" comment. Pity that the South African sinners feel they need to protest this and not accept the fact that they need to accept Jesus.
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Re: Comprehensive list of s***hole countries -
01-15-2018, 07:34 PM
When I was a young boy, I was leading a life of sin. You could say I was living a shithole life.
Until someone told me so, and I realized that I had to change. I was an eye-opening experience.
This countries could realize they are shitholes and start the path to salvation, both on Earth and on Heaven. They could use the shake of a President from THE superpower tell them "Come on! you cannot live under my roof forever, you have to get up, take a bath, look for job, get married and have children!"
Trump is to the nations what a father is to a prodigal son. Come on little nations of the world! Stop being shitholes and start growing up!
For example: we all know Guantanamo is not going to be enough in the near future. USA is going to need another place to waterboard mudslims to make them realize they are wrong. We all know Cuba is not going to offer some land to the necesary expansion.
Haiti and El Salvador should be fighting for being the next Guantanamo. This will lead to American troops in those countries. And they could negotiate visas for all those half babies born when the troops go to have some necesary fun in the cities. Those babies could be raised to replace the Mexicans that no longer will invade America. Fly to US from Monday to Friday, cleaning bathrooms and trimming gardens, and back to Haiti on Saturdays. Spend oyur well earned 5 dollars in rice and water, more than they have today.
See? You only have to think a minute to have ideas to grow, instead of complaining.
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Re: Comprehensive list of s***hole countries -
01-15-2018, 08:54 PM
Thank you for clearing that up for us!
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01-16-2018, 12:20 PM
I had to smile. Of course I'm not suggesting bribery is a substitute for building regulations or that villages would get built right on the top beaches for tidal wave attacks due to corruption. Let me be clear: in no way do I see this as a possibility. But these people do not worship Jesus. What does The Bible say? There was a time when people did not call upon His name or stir themselves up to take hold of Him. The wretches ignored what wonders God has prepared for those who wait for Him. And just as then, so today. How they warble and ululate for false prophets. Oiling themselves up for a good idolatry session or baying at the moon. If only they remembered!
Isaiah 64:6 We are all as an unclean thing, and all our righteousnesses are as filthy rags; and we all do fade as a leaf; and our iniquities, like the wind, have taken us away.
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Re: Comprehensive list of s***hole countries -
01-16-2018, 03:23 PM
I am always amazed and disappointed when criticism of Mr Trump is not biblical. Mr Trump has merely echoed the words of Paul:
Galatians 4:16King James Version (KJV)16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?
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