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11-17-2006, 11:12 PM
FDA allows silicone breast implants back on market
WASHINGTON (CNN) -- The FDA is allowing silicone breast implants to be sold again, 14 years after they were removed from the market by the same agency over questions of safety.
The approved silicone implants are made by two companies, Inamed Aesthetics, now a part of Allergan, and Mentor.
In 1992, then-FDA Commissioner Dr. David Kessler took silicone breast implants off the market, citing concerns over their safety, including how often they ruptured in a woman's body and whether leaking silicone could lead to diseases as some women claimed.
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HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
Ingredients:
1 whole chicken or turkey
1 large lemon, cut into halves
sprig of rosemary
salt and pepper to taste
butter or olive oil, whichever you prefer
Pre-Heat oven to 350 degrees
Rub butter or oil over the skin of the chicken/turkey until it is
completely coated.
Sprinkle with salt and pepper and any other seasonings you prefer.
Take a knife and gently separate the skin from the breast meat;
Slide lemon halves under the skin with the peel side up, one
on each side. This way the juice from the lemon will release into the
breasts.
Place sprig of rosemary into the chicken/turkey.
Cover and bake for 30-45 minutes. Remove cover and continue
to roast until juices run clear, basting every 15-20 minutes.
If you've followed these steps correctly, your chicken/turkey should
look like this snapshot of Sue Vera!
Bon Appetit!
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!
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Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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11-17-2006, 11:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Al E Pistle
If you've followed these steps correctly, your chicken/turkey should look like this snapshot of Sue Vera!
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What, I say, WHAT "snapshot of Sue Vera"? It's not that one where I tried to teach all you Pastors how to do the hula and somehow we all ended up getting lei'd, is it?
GOD Forbid!!!
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11-19-2006, 10:27 PM
These ungodly Beverly Hills plastic surgeons must be held responsible for this most egregious of smites upon our beliefs!
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12-03-2006, 11:28 PM
I'm confused. They took these things off the market yet women have been getting breast enlargements on a regular basis...what have they been using instead of silicon?
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12-03-2006, 11:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing
I'm confused. They took these things off the market yet women have been getting breast enlargements on a regular basis...what have they been using instead of silicon?
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Saline solution in the US, silicon everywhere else in the world. That's why silicon is legal again. Too much business was going to Brazil.
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Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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12-03-2006, 11:39 PM
How was a saline solution better?
And as to the implants rupturing, well, that's why it's stupid that society had placed an emphasis on women having big boobs.
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12-04-2006, 12:04 AM
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Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing
How was a saline solution better?
And as to the implants rupturing, well, that's why it's stupid that society had placed an emphasis on women having big boobs.
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Saline wasn't any better, it was just legal. Silicon is better. Try it!
Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
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Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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12-04-2006, 12:13 AM
Pastor Al, I am NOT going to get implants! I may not have the chest of Alotta Woman, but I'm not flat, and I see no need to augment what I have, nor does my husband. And besides, I've seen the very graphic pictures and tv shows showing implants being put in...nooooooooo thankyou!!!!
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12-04-2006, 05:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing
How was a saline solution better?
And as to the implants rupturing, well, that's why it's stupid that society had placed an emphasis on women having big boobs.
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Saline's just salt water. If it ruptures, the body absorbs it and passes it out as one "dirty pillow" slowly becomes smaller than the other.
If silicone ruptures, it oozes around causing a slow death, as one "dirty pillow" becomes misshapen and sprouts tumors, extra nipples, and other scienticically*-intriguing new features. Like teeth, or hair.
*Not a typo. Scienticians find these features most intriguing. Or so I hear.
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12-04-2006, 06:31 PM
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I'm not flat
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Honeybumper, you are called 'the walking ironing board' behind your back. Or front..
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12-04-2006, 11:12 PM
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Saline's just salt water. If it ruptures, the body absorbs it and passes it out as one "dirty pillow" slowly becomes smaller than the other.
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Fair enough. Makes sense.
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Honeybumper, you are called 'the walking ironing board' behind your back. Or front..
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No, that isn't why. That nickname is because one time when Daisy and Raptor were still tiny puppies, some missionaries came to my place. They wouldn't leave, so I said if they wanted to stay, they would have to stop talking and doing my ironing.
They decided to leave then, but I followed them with the ironing board explaining to them nicely that since they took up my time, they should do my ironing. The lazy mugs just ran for it, and some neighbors saw me running outside with an ironing board.
Hence the nickname, you just got muddled about the origin, that's all.
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12-05-2006, 08:22 AM
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Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing
Hence the nickname, you just got muddled about the origin, that's all.
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Well, I suppose that is as good as I could have come up with. It's nice to see you are learning.
Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
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12-05-2006, 11:38 AM
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Well, I suppose that is as good as I could have come up with. It's nice to see you are learning.
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Yes, dear Pastor, if there's one thing I've learned it's how to deal with missionaries, in the case Daisy and Raptor are sick or at the vet. It seems xtian men are easily scared off by a little housework. Which of course I've noticed about the menfolk here.
Why, one of them even muttered something about men doing ironing to be 'an abomination unto god', and something about not wanting to seem like an 'effeminate homer girly man'? Honestly, a little ironing never hurt anyone.
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12-05-2006, 05:28 PM
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Yes, dear Pastor, if there's one thing I've learned it's how to deal with missionaries, in the case Daisy and Raptor are sick or at the vet. It seems xtian men are easily scared off by a little housework. Which of course I've noticed about the menfolk here.
Why, one of them even muttered something about men doing ironing to be 'an abomination unto god', and something about not wanting to seem like an 'effeminate homer girly man'? Honestly, a little ironing never hurt anyone.
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Is "ironing" the latest wicker code for "I drugged their tea and skinned them while they were still alive"?
Anyway Rachael with your adversion to breast implants how do expect ever to become a good Christian wife? Next we will learn you abhor make up.
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12-05-2006, 07:26 PM
What about this:
1 Timothy
2:9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
The Lord is a man of war: the Lord is his name.
Exodus 15:3
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12-05-2006, 08:53 PM
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What about this:
1 Timothy
2:9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
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That's appropriate for heathans like Von wot-not, but a True Christian™ Female (moi) must look her best for Jesus' return.
Isaiah 61:10
I will greatly rejoice in the LORD, my soul shall be joyful in my God; for he hath clothed me with the garments of salvation, he hath covered me with the robe of righteousness, as a bridegroom decketh himself with ornaments, and as a bride adorneth herself with her jewels.
That's why Boby Joe is 100% correct with his statement.
Or should I say Senior Pastor Bobby Joe!
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being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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12-05-2006, 09:15 PM
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That's appropriate for heathans like Von wot-not, but a True Christian™ Female (moi) must look her best for Jesus' return.
Isaiah 61:10
I will greatly rejoice in the LORD, my soul shall be joyful in my God; for he hath clothed me with the garments of salvation, he hath covered me with the robe of righteousness, as a bridegroom decketh himself with ornaments, and as a bride adorneth herself with her jewels.
That's why Boby Joe is 100% correct with his statement.
Or should I say Senior Pastor Bobby Joe!
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Naturally Sister Talitha.
The key point Tommy "or costly array;". When Sister Talitha goes off goes off to that Christian designer in New York it is not costly for a good Christian like her.
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12-05-2006, 09:55 PM
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Is "ironing" the latest wicker code for "I drugged their tea and skinned them while they were still alive"?
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No, I mean ironing, you know that thing where you put wrinkled clothes on an ironing board and use a nifty little think called an iron to get wrinkles and creases out?
..................Of course you don't know, you probably assume it's done by magic. old
Well, here's a little visual aid for you:
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Anyway Rachael with your adversion to breast implants how do expect ever to become a good Christian wife? Next we will learn you abhor make up.
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I think it's stupid to want bigger boobs just to please some selfish male idea of what women are supposed to look like. Technically breasts are simply the udders of the human world.
As to makeup...nothing against that, but I'm not a fan of overdoing it (the makeup, that is).
Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!
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12-05-2006, 11:33 PM
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Technically breasts are simply the udders of the human world.
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Biblically they're your husbands; as is the rest of your existence. Does your husband not buy you new scrubbing cloths when you need them; or maybe a new apron? Does he not buy you toilet cleaner and soap for the laundry?
If your husband wanted new breasts, you would think you would do it out of love. But keep in mind that even if you don't want to; a man has a right to maintain his property. You don't see the fence talking back to him when it needs fixed.
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12-05-2006, 11:44 PM
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Biblically they're your husbands; as is the rest of your existence. Does your husband not buy you new scrubbing cloths when you need them; or maybe a new apron? Does he not buy you toilet cleaner and soap for the laundry?
If your husband wanted new breasts, you would think you would do it out of love. But keep in mind that even if you don't want to; a man has a right to maintain his property. You don't see the fence talking back to him when it needs fixed.
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Very well put Brother Deaner.
See Hellflinger? That's how a True Christian™ Male shows his Woman how to behave.
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