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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
10-23-2020, 05:07 AM
This was junk mailed to me, followed by an attached story:
At 40, Franz Kafka (1883-1924), who never married and had no children, walked through the park in Berlin when he met a girl who was crying because she had lost her favorite doll. She and Kafka searched for the doll unsuccessfully.
Kafka told her to meet him there the next day and they would come back to look for her.
The next day, when they had not yet found the doll, Kafka gave the girl a letter "written" by the doll saying "please don't cry. I took a trip to see the world. I will write to you about my adventures."
Thus began a story which continued until the end of Kafka's life.
During their meetings, Kafka read the letters of the doll carefully written with adventures and conversations that the girl found adorable.
Finally, Kafka brought back the doll (he bought one) that had returned to Berlin.
"It doesn't look like my doll at all," said the girl.
Kafka handed her another letter in which the doll wrote: "my travels have changed me." the little girl hugged the new doll and brought her happy home.
A year later Kafka died.
Many years later, the now-adult girl found a letter inside the doll. In the tiny letter signed by Kafka it was written:
"Everything you love will probably be lost, but in the end, love will return in another way."
Drawing courtesy of Ve Gan
Um, 40 and never married? Spending his time with a little girl? I'm sorry, but this Mr. Kafka sounds like a sick, twisted man, and it's offensive that someone would think this image was in any way uplifting!
It's just like that weirdo, Lewis Carroll who did have unnatural relations with little girls.
This might only be passable if it were in Biblical context.
Deuteronomy 20:14
But the women, and the little ones, and the cattle, and all that is in the city, even all the spoil thereof, shalt thou take unto thyself; and thou shalt eat the spoil of thine enemies, which the Lord thy God hath given thee.
This is the sight of a simpering nancy, not a studly Christian man taking what is his.
Psalm 19:14 Let the words of my mouth, and the meditation of my heart, be acceptable in thy sight, O Lord, my strength, and my redeemer.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
10-23-2020, 09:22 PM
How could that Kafka fellow live with himself, given this filthy secret? Europeans are such vile sinners!
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
10-24-2020, 04:42 AM
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How could that Kafka fellow live with himself, given this filthy secret? Europeans are such vile sinners!
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How can anyone live whose spent their life spitting in Jesus' face?
A man I who I grew up with who I know verily did not want to accept Christ recently had his mother pass away. He dad died three years ago, so he tweeted that Mom and Dad are together again in Heaven.
I tweeted back saying your parent's mortal remains are currently worm food as I write, while their souls are Devil's food cake for Satan's dessert!
I love spreading Christian love!
Psalm 19:14 Let the words of my mouth, and the meditation of my heart, be acceptable in thy sight, O Lord, my strength, and my redeemer.
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10-30-2020, 07:58 AM
Some think I get offended too easily, but one cannot help but find offence with this awful "feel good" ad.
This is the wrong kind of message to be sending our youth! Who wants to see a fat ogre of a woman paired with some string-bean husband she could easily crush? That can only be a recipe for disaster.
The intent here shows these ad-makers thing people like this should even mate, when clearly God's cursing them with unsightliness for some reason, certainly not to be procreating and grossing out normal people!
<plus-size model porn image removed>
Psalm 19:14 Let the words of my mouth, and the meditation of my heart, be acceptable in thy sight, O Lord, my strength, and my redeemer.
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Reason: Jesus, do I have to clean up after these nasty women?!
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10-30-2020, 08:03 AM
I will also point out the woman here has a tattoo on her thigh, and the man's wearing Calvin Klein which suggests a bull-dyke and homer hooking up for a lifetime of misery; him completely acquiescent to his domineering tomboy wife.
Psalm 19:14 Let the words of my mouth, and the meditation of my heart, be acceptable in thy sight, O Lord, my strength, and my redeemer.
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10-30-2020, 09:27 AM
Philippians 4:19: But my God shall supply all your need according to his riches in glory by Christ Jesus.
So the brat was looking in the wrong place to begin with. Instead of looking for her material possessions she needed to be looking into her heart for Jesus.
Jeremiah 17:10 the Lord search the heart, I try the reins, even to give every man according to his ways, and according to the fruit of his doings.
This tells us that God would provide the snot-nosed ingrate her doll if she were deserving of it. That God chose to deny her this trinket suggests that she was undeserving. Mote noteworthy is her pathetic crying over it, which brings to mind the following.
Colossians 3:5 Mortify therefore your members which are upon the earth; fornication, uncleanness, inordinate affection, evil concupiscence, and covetousness, which is idolatry:
1 John 5:21Little children, keep yourselves from idols.
In a perfect world the child would have learned a valuable lesson about false idolatry and spared herself the torments of hell eternal. But thanks to the dubious 'kindness' of a bleeding heart liberal she bears the sentence of damnation.
Good going, Democrats!
Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
10-30-2020, 12:28 PM
I did not see anything but as a True Christian ™ man, I know if I had, I'd be offended. What is wrong with people?
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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10-30-2020, 08:10 PM
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What is wrong with people?
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Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
11-11-2020, 05:01 PM
It's this time of the year again - aphids on my hot pepper plants offend me. They don't seem to mind being sprayed with neem oil, so I'm back to squishing them one by one.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
11-11-2020, 06:46 PM
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It's this time of the year again - aphids on my hot pepper plants offend me. They don't seem to mind being sprayed with neem oil, so I'm back to squishing them one by one.
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Obviously, these are Messican aphids. You need to build a wall.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
11-20-2020, 01:45 AM
The Trump appointed judges who are throwing his cases away offend me. Don't they have loyalty??? President Trump should fire all of them!!!
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11-20-2020, 03:01 PM
Cheap hair dye. It should be banned. Look at what it did to Godly Mayor Giuliani:
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
11-20-2020, 03:16 PM
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Cheap hair dye. It should be banned. Look at what it did to Godly Mayor Giuliani:
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Amen, dear Brother Mayor Hold! I blame this on the Chinese Communists that have influenced our election in Sleepy Joe Biden's favor. So what if Mr. Giuliani touches up his hair to restore it to its natural color? Many people do it, so I don't see any harm in America's Mayor doing that. But, what I don't like is how his preferred choice of product has been adulterated with time-released chemicals, to make it drip at critical moments during a highly-sensitive press conference. Oh, the embarrassment for dear Mr. Giuliani! As if it wasn't hard enough looking into the glare of those lights, and dealing with the prying eyes of the fake news reporters, he had that to think about. Now, another thing I don't like, while we're on the topic, is makeup that becomes darker after it is applied. Heaven above! Those Chinese Communists have tried it when our beloved President Trump was making televised statements!
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11-20-2020, 07:31 PM
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But, what I don't like is how his preferred choice of product has been adulterated with time-released chemicals, to make it drip at critical moments during a highly-sensitive press conference. Oh, the embarrassment for dear Mr. Giuliani!
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You bring up an important point, Sister Isabella. The time release chemicals that caused Mayor Giuliani's hair coloring embarrassment had to have been planned by Democrats.
I agree some similar scheme is going on with the President's hair coloring and face coloring. In the picture you posted the face and hair color are matched to perfection. But, I've noticed more recently they are off a bit. The Democrats, maybe Biden/Harris themselves, are behind this. They are constantly trying to undermine the youthful looks of Donald Trump.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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02-09-2021, 04:15 PM
I'm not so much offended, just tired of rolling my eyes at the liberal bigoted hypocrites.
When the China virus first appeared, there was an uproar "don't call it China/Wuhan virus that's so racist!" Yet, there was no movement to rename the Spanish flu that caused the 1918 pandemic to something that would be "not racist." You can't be racist against Europeans, that was the logic, I suppose.
Now, however, the same snowflakes that were trembling and passing out at the mention of "China/Wuhan virus," are talking about the English virus, South African virus, and Brazilian virus - but, but, but, aren't at least two of these names racist, too? (I'll give them a pass on the English virus because of the Spanish flu).
I call this bigotry and hypocrisy!
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02-10-2021, 01:26 AM
I am higly offended by Bill Cassidy.
That backstabbing communist will surely burn in Hell!
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
02-13-2021, 02:19 AM
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I'm not so much offended, just tired of rolling my eyes at the liberal bigoted hypocrites.
When the China virus first appeared, there was an uproar "don't call it China/Wuhan virus that's so racist!" Yet, there was no movement to rename the Spanish flu that caused the 1918 pandemic to something that would be "not racist." You can't be racist against Europeans, that was the logic, I suppose.
Now, however, the same snowflakes that were trembling and passing out at the mention of "China/Wuhan virus," are talking about the English virus, South African virus, and Brazilian virus - but, but, but, aren't at least two of these names racist, too? (I'll give them a pass on the English virus because of the Spanish flu).
I call this bigotry and hypocrisy!
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I don't know about you, but when I hear "Spanish" I'm certainly not thinking of white people. Besides, I always thought it was just a play on "Spanish Fly" and that God sent the plague to punish the world for fornication, as He is wont to do.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
02-13-2021, 09:49 AM
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Now, however, the same snowflakes that were trembling and passing out at the mention of "China/Wuhan virus," are talking about the English virus, South African virus, and Brazilian virus - but, but, but, aren't at least two of these names racist, too? (I'll give them a pass on the English virus because of the Spanish flu).
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In England, the "English virus" is known as the "Kent variant". This is probably because Kent is the nearest area of England to France. It's all very reminiscent of the introduction of syphilis to Naples by the soap-dodging French troops. In Naples it became known as the French disease, a term still used throughout the world today. Needless to say, the French - buck-passing racists as ever - called it the Neapolitan disease.
This offends me because of course all disease is God's Holy Vengeance and should be acknowledged as such.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
02-18-2021, 05:59 PM
I'm offended by all the fools and knuckleheads and God-Deniers who keep mistaking demon attacks for UFOs. How could they not notice these "UFOs" only attack deeply Christian populations? How could people not be aware that Satan turns up his attacks against those who walk with Jesus? I'm offended because we are being persecuted from demons and they don't care! For them it is clear, only non-Christian lives matter!
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
02-18-2021, 07:44 PM
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I'm offended by all the fools and knuckleheads and God-Deniers who keep mistaking demon attacks for UFOs. How could they not notice these "UFOs" only attack deeply Christian populations?
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That is such an interesting map, Sister Mary. It goes a long way towards explaining the utter Godlessness of the small island of Britain and its former neighbours over the water in the Catlick bit of Ireland, the Nether Lands and so-called "Belgium". Fortunately, the demons have not succeeded to the same extent in the U.S.A.
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