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Former Westboro Baptist Member -
08-10-2015, 05:54 PM
Hi guys, as a former Westboro Baptist Church member who left because I didn't (and still don't) think they were doing enough work to destroy the evils of homosexuality and were also completely ignoring other sins (we have to accept the WHOLE Bible, as all of His word is equally important), I just wanted to say that this seems likes the perfect place for me. As you can probably tell from the above, I left WBC because, frankly, they were too soft. They always talked a big game, saying "God Hates Fags", but never backed it up with actions. I always was behind the scenes with my AR15, ready to blast any of the sick fools that would dare to challenge His word.
I found Jesus very early in my life, as my father was thankfully a good Christian, though my mother was a harlot and cheated on him shortly after I was born. I was five at the time, and my father got a divorce. They agreed to let me choose who I would live with and, through God's grace, I chose my father. To this day, we do not mention the harlot's name.
At the age of 19, I had to visit Topeka, KS for my job on a Saturday. The next day, having heard of WBC, I visited and found it much more suitable than my current "everything goes" Southern Baptist Church. I moved to Topeka the next week, but after just a year I found WBC to be too soft on homosexuals, not doing enough to actively force them from their horrific sins. Now, I live in North Carolina again and, unfortunately, I am forced to study the Bible with a couple of like-minded neighbors, though we are trying to spread God's TRUE beliefs to those who attend the overly politically-correct local churches, to little avail. This is sad, however, as they already have ACCESS to God's true beliefs. All they have to do is open the Bible and not look at it through the tainted liberal scum's filters.
Favorite Bible Verse:
Leviticus 20:23
I look forward to meeting you all.
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Re: Former Westboro Baptist Member -
08-10-2015, 06:33 PM
Hi 420fagslayer,
Welcome to the forum. Would you care to explain why you chose this particular user name or did your father name you 420fagslayer? Do you want to communicate something with it? Normal people register with their real name.
Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.
Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.
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Re: Former Westboro Baptist Member -
08-10-2015, 07:05 PM
Well, I guess that I could include some more information on my choice of name. You see, the person my mother cheated on my father for was, to our disbelief, another woman. After this disgusting act, my father decided to do his part to expunge homosexuality from society, as ultimately it has no place. Therefore, he always taught me to be on the lookout.
As an example of my devotion, considee the following:
When I was in the 12th grade, our class had to go to physical education twice a week. As I was changing one day, I noticed a new guy looking around the room, and it appeared that he was checking all the guys put. Naturally, I confronted him about it on the sidewalk after school. He told me that he had "dropped a calculator", but the next day ran up and confessed that he was gay and that something had made him confess. I thanked God for making this clown come clean before I calmly punched him into a locker. Thankfully, I didn't get into too much trouble since the headmaster was a good Christian, I was a good student, and had never had any disciplinary issues before (and most of all, thanks to God's will).
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Re: Former Westboro Baptist Member -
08-10-2015, 07:11 PM
And how do you reconcile your use of cannabis with Jesus, 420fag??
Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.
Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.
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Re: Former Westboro Baptist Member -
08-10-2015, 07:18 PM
Actually, I was born on the 20th of April, which is, unfortunately, a day commonly associated with that disgusting substance. I ALSO was baptized on my 5th birthday, however. Therefore, the 20th of April is a significant day to me, as I am sure you understand now
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Re: Former Westboro Baptist Member -
08-10-2015, 07:29 PM
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Originally Posted by 420fagslayer
Actually, I was born on the 20th of April, which is, unfortunately, a day commonly associated with that disgusting substance. I ALSO was baptized on my 5th birthday, however. Therefore, the 20th of April is a significant day to me, as I am sure you understand now
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Be careful, don´t flaunt your righteousness: Romans 10:3. You might get burned.
Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.
Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.
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Re: Former Westboro Baptist Member -
08-10-2015, 07:39 PM
Of course. When I created the name, I simply chose a day that was important to me, and given that it is the day I was baptized, I am sure you agree that it is fair to include it.
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Re: Former Westboro Baptist Member -
08-10-2015, 07:42 PM
Welcome to the forum, 420fagplayer, If you're a True Christian™ who has purchased followed the Plan of Salvation and flatters Jesus all day, every day, you'll find yourself most welcome here. If you're a god-mocking atheist-in-disguise here to poke fun at God's favorite church, you won't find much fun to be had. YIC, Sam
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Re: Former Westboro Baptist Member -
08-10-2015, 07:44 PM
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Originally Posted by 420fagslayer
Actually, I was born on the 20th of April, which is, unfortunately, a day commonly associated with that disgusting substance. I ALSO was baptized on my 5th birthday, however. Therefore, the 20th of April is a significant day to me, as I am sure you understand now
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Care to try again, dear? Your profile page shows a different birthday.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Former Westboro Baptist Member -
08-10-2015, 07:48 PM
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[..]I am sure you agree that it is fair to include it.
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I would be the last one to judge you, according to the Bible my sins are many . But if you want to be a Christian, you might want to pay more attention to the Bible.
Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.
Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.
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Re: Former Westboro Baptist Member -
08-10-2015, 07:54 PM
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Care to try again, dear? Your profile page shows a different birthday.
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I am sure that I'm not the only person who uses false information for anything that the government might ever care to investigate.
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Re: Former Westboro Baptist Member -
08-10-2015, 08:00 PM
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I am sure that I'm not the only person who uses false information for anything that the government might ever care to investigate.
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Did you read John 8:44? Lying is not appreciated here.
Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.
Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.
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Re: Former Westboro Baptist Member -
08-10-2015, 09:25 PM
Another potted up limp wristed quee-bee. Great.
Not only are your parents disappointed, God disappointed but now the Pastors at LBC. Have you bottom to your depravity?
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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