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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND! -
11-14-2010, 01:43 AM
I stumbled upon this forum and as freedom of speech and expression is a God given right to every citizen of this world then I felt it my duty as an member of the Irish nation to voice my utter disgust at the ignorance that has been masked under a veil of supposed religious devotion.
Your argument stems from a very stereotypical depiction of the Irish as being alcoholic monkeys whose sole objective in life is to drink themselves into oblivian and wallow in their sadness of not being an American? Now what may I ask you is an American? Your country was founded and built on the Immigration of millions who bought into the dream of it being the land of freedom, liberty and oppurtunity. After the annihilation of the Native Americans, what was left was mixed together with the elegance and education of Europe who sailed over to you land and built the infrastructure, railroads etc...
A few things that just prove the ignorance on this forum.
One fo your patrons claimed that the Oirish can't speak American... Education will teach you that the Western world speaks English in many forms of caloquilisms and there is no such thing as "speaking American"
Secondly, proclaiming the sentence 'I LOVE JESUS!" does not vindicate your ignorance.
In relation to sexuality. Well if you knew anything about Irish society then you would know that homosexuality has been a hot topic for debate over the decades and yes, we have become liberal but you guys are the ones living whose country is the biggest contributor in in the mass production of the gay image. I completely support those who wish to live that lifestyle.
Stop living in dream world. Your country is very fragmented and coming on here and attacking a nation to validate yourselves and your extremists beliefs just illustrates the utter insincerity of the foundation of your religious practice.
On a parting note, I will say to that you are the stereotype of your country. Ignorant, stupid, insular and completely blinded by a patriotism that stands tall in its superiority complex. I am glad that I have met Americans who I have found to be so grounded,educated and open. Because unlike you people, I visited your country and my open mind befriended and interacted with your people.
Your God made each one of us and who are you to judge his creations. If you want to see us as leppers or outcasts then remember that Jesus embraced the outcasts, the thieves, the prositutes and the homeless. No one was, apparently, beneath him no matter what the circumstance. Your superiority complex seems to think otherwise. Hypocrits.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND! -
11-14-2010, 10:49 AM
Good heavens, you come on our Godly Forum and hurl insults at us, launch gratuitous and unprovoked ad hominem attacks - it's no wonder you Irish get into fights all the time.
I see you're into the gay lifestyle as well - definitely a result of being papists for far too long. You all carry a chip on your shoulder from that minor potato crop problem and no one bailed you out (and couldn't be bothered to go catch some fish - being an island nation no less). Like the Kennedy's, you all come over here spouting your socialism and become LIEberal DEMONcrats.
I have half a mind to give you an infraction for being an unctuous nincompoop.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND! -
11-14-2010, 10:57 AM
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Well, actually your not originally an american. Because america is a country of immigrants that came from europe. I would guess your scandinavian, german or dutch
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND! -
11-14-2010, 12:40 PM
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Well, actually your not originally an american. Because america is a country of immigrants that came from europe. I would guess your scandinavian, german or dutch
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Felicity was born in the USA so she is an American. Is that a tad bit to hard for you to understand?
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND! -
11-14-2010, 08:19 PM
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Well, actually your not originally an american. Because america is a country of immigrants that came from europe. I would guess your scandinavian, german or dutch
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND! -
11-18-2010, 04:52 PM
Obviously, Ireland has problems. It lapped up the word of the Anti-Christ the vicar of Rome, even as Britain tried to keep it in the fold of Anglicanism (a lesser evil.)
However, with its economic woes, a sign that God has taken away His Love, a British gentleman (a Lord no less) has suggested a way to save the country. I'm sure the natives will see the sense in this and not throw a drunken fit as they usually do:
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Former DUP leader and first minister Ian Paisley has told the House of Lords he would support Irish reunification - under the British crown.
In his first speech since joining the Lords in July, he cited a letter in Tuesday's Irish Independent newspaper.
The writer "invited Her Majesty to come over and take the whole of Ireland under her control".
Mr Paisley - now Lord Bannside - said that it was "a very good thought".
"If we all came together with Her Majesty at our head, I think we would do very well."
In an apparent reference to King William III's victory at the Battle of the Boyne in 1690 he added: "Another king did that at a certain famous watering place that I will not mention here today."
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As anything, even atheism, is better than Catholicism; this could be a step on the way to Salvation for Ireland.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND! -
11-22-2010, 04:43 PM
Guys... wtf you are some crazy motherpiffleers. Shit guys you are so piffleing insane never seen anyone on the interwebs this insane LOL I just had to favorite this website to see all the insane shit going on. I am a atheist and I am also homosexual and I am PROUD!
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11-22-2010, 04:56 PM
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Guys... wtf you are some crazy motherpiffleers. Shit guys you are so piffleing insane never seen anyone on the interwebs this insane LOL I just had to favorite this website to see all the insane shit going on. I am a atheist and I am also homosexual and I am PROUD!
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND! -
11-22-2010, 05:00 PM
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Guys... wtf you are some crazy motherpiffleers. Shit guys you are so piffleing insane never seen anyone on the interwebs this insane LOL I just had to favorite this website to see all the insane shit going on. I am a atheist and I am also homosexual and I am PROUD!
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You know friend, with some lye soap we can clean that mouth of yours and a few year attendance in the B.A.S.H. program will get that gay off of you.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND! -
12-05-2010, 04:48 PM
I would like to apologise to my fellow Baptists for the bile spewed forth by my unsaved, and ungodly countrymen.
I have made it my mission in life to spread the good word of the Bible (KJV1611) to these heathens, lest they all burn in hell.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND! -
12-06-2010, 04:07 PM
Ireland just need better internet and they will be fine.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND! -
12-06-2010, 04:49 PM
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I would like to apologise to my fellow Baptists for the bile spewed forth by my unsaved, and ungodly countrymen.
I have made it my mission in life to spread the good word of the Bible (KJV1611) to these heathens, lest they all burn in hell.
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I hope you are a young man with the energy and fervor to deal with a tribe of drunken, rebellious, superstitious savages who see visions of mary in everything from offal to dogs' asses.
I wish you luck. Our last missionary was lost beyond The Pale.
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Ireland just need better internet and they will be fine.
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What!!!! That's all they need??? That's all they need???!!! Dear Lord, they need something a little fiercer that that, a sort of "Super- Cromwell" would be about right. The country needs it's addiction to Rome breaking.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND! -
12-07-2010, 03:07 AM
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Guys... wtf you are some crazy motherpiffleers. Shit guys you are so piffleing insane never seen anyone on the interwebs this insane LOL I just had to favorite this website to see all the insane shit going on. I am a atheist and I am also homosexual and I am PROUD!
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I am normal, but am neither proud of that fact nor ashamed. Just normal. Why is it that only perverts claim "pride"?
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND! -
12-07-2010, 03:15 AM
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Ireland just need better internet and they will be fine.
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If the Irish learnt to speak proper English people would be able to understand them.
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND! -
12-07-2010, 05:44 AM
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If the Irish learnt to speak proper English people would be able to understand them.
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Proper English? If they would lay off the Guinness for an hour or two they might quit drooling on themselves.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND! -
12-07-2010, 05:27 PM
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Proper English? If they would lay off the Guinness for an hour or two they might quit drooling on themselves.
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I think even their road signs show the evil of both those aspects brother James.
I mean who can understand what all that means? Especially with that drooling Oyrishman standing there.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND! -
12-08-2010, 02:00 AM
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If the Irish learnt to speak proper English people would be able to understand them.
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excellent grammer you silly witch. You do realise Americans speak the english language which in parts cannot speak 'proper' english for shit. You really are a dillusional bunch of cult freaks, 'False religions and cults (which this is)) who gives you the right to say catholics are of a false religious backround?.. Are you really that fcuked up in the head?..brainwashed !! you are also probably to uneducated to realise ireland had its own native language and is still spoken on various parts of the country which is thriving. Good luck in life you all need it.
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12-08-2010, 02:06 AM
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excellent grammer you silly witch. You do realise Americans speak the english language which in parts cannot speak 'proper' english for shit. You really are a dillusional bunch of cult freaks, 'False religions and cults (which this is)) who gives you the right to say catholics are of a false religious backround?.. Are you really that fcuked up in the head?..brainwashed !! you are also probably to uneducated to realise ireland had its own native language and is still spoken on various parts of the country which is thriving. Good luck in life you all need it.
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Glad to see your posting supports what I said.
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND! -
12-08-2010, 10:21 AM
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excellent grammer you silly ###. You do realise Americans speak the English language which in parts cannot speak 'proper' English for ###. You really are a dillusional bunch of cult freaks, 'False religions and cults (which this is)) .. Are you really that ### up in the head? .. to uneducated to realise Ireland had its own native language and is still spoken on various parts of the country which is thriving an economic basket case as announced today by its Government. Good luck in life you all need it.
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Who's this digsqopf?
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just read The Bible - even the Douay-Rheims travesty says this
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12-08-2010, 07:15 PM
I have to apologise.
I thought all y'all merrycans didn't do irony.
I've never laughed so hard in my life!
And I'm LOVING the cutey blondes!!
Specially the ex-gay one... she can revert anytime she wants, once i get to watch!!
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