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The PRESIDENT Donald Trump Appreciation Thread -
08-17-2015, 08:14 PM
I The Donald because he is strong, authoritative and blonde - like !
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Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread -
08-17-2015, 08:37 PM
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I The Donald because he is strong, authoritative and blonde - like !
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From his portrait, I'd say he favors Pastor Zeke as well. Perhaps there is a connection. Cousins?
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Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread -
08-17-2015, 08:55 PM
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From his portrait, I'd say he favors Pastor Zeke as well. Perhaps there is a connection. Cousins?
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The thing about The Donald is that he reminds all women of the man they love. I can see the resemblance to Pastor Zeke, but to me, in this portrait, he looks more like my own dear husband Matthew . Maybe it's the cricket whites. Who knew that Mr Trump was a professional-standard cricketer? You have to wonder where he finds the time.
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Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread -
08-17-2015, 09:24 PM
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[...]I can see the resemblance to Pastor Zeke, [...]
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Something seems to be missing in the comparison. Perhaps this?:
Perhaps you should tithe a little more.
Kind regards,
Roland
Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.
Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.
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Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread -
08-17-2015, 09:43 PM
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Something seems to be missing in the comparison. Perhaps this?:
Kind regards,
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My bad,
It seems the Trumpnado already upgraded his ¨wagon park¨:
Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.
Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.
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Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread -
08-18-2015, 12:03 AM
Women fall all over Donald. Princess Di played hard to get while planning to come to the U. S. and have herself a trophy husband. It all would have happened had not she died:
Donald Trump Hoped Princess Diana Would Be His 'Trophy Wife,' Says British TV Anchor
Donald Trump and Princess Diana
By Simon Perry
@SPerryPeoplemag 08/17/2015 AT 11:45 AM EDT
Diana Trump?
Presidential hopeful Donald Trump wanted to woo Princess Diana so that she would one day become his wife, says former British TV anchor Selina Scott.
Scott, a long-standing Trump critic and veteran BBC television journalist, says that after Diana and Prince Charles divorced in 1996, Trump sent huge bouquets to the newly single princess's London home at Kensington Palace.
"Trump clearly saw Diana as the ultimate trophy wife," Scott, 64, wrote in an Aug. 16 column in the U.K. paper The Sunday Times. "As the roses and orchids piled up at her apartment she became increasingly concerned about what she should do. It had begun to feel as if Trump was stalking her."
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Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread -
07-25-2017, 04:17 AM
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My bad,
It seems the Trumpnado already upgraded his ¨wagon park¨:
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I am rolling! :'D
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Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread -
11-12-2015, 06:54 PM
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I The Donald because he is strong, authoritative and blonde - like !
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My favorite part of Donald Trump is his outreach to people of all kinds, I once spoke to him, at my local meeting dedicated to the worship of our Lord and savior Lucifer, and his words will stay with me forever, especially each time i bend over to pray.
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Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread -
11-12-2015, 07:07 PM
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My favorite part of Donald Trump is his outreach to people of all kinds, I once spoke to him, at my local meeting dedicated to the worship of our Lord and savior Lucifer, and his words will stay with me forever, especially each time i bend over to pray.
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Your Creature of Darkness!
Give up your filthy devotion to Satan and welcome Jesus into your heart right now!
What do you get out of worshipping him anyway? You know your going to be cooking in hell like a rotisserie chicken for all eternity right ?!?!
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Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread -
11-13-2015, 01:43 AM
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My favorite part of Donald Trump is his outreach to people of all kinds, I once spoke to him, at my local meeting dedicated to the worship of our Lord and savior Lucifer, and his words will stay with me forever, especially each time i bend over to pray.
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The good and honorable Mr. Trump would have nothing to do with non-Christians, for he is clearly in favor of us. "No man can serve two masters: for either he will hate the one, and love the other; or else he will hold to the one, and despise the other. Ye cannot serve God and mammon." Matthew 6:24. So stop lying! Leviticus 19:11 says "Ye shall not steal, neither deal falsely, neither lie one to another."
"Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1
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Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread -
11-15-2015, 12:06 AM
You have to admire Trump for his intelligence and courage, not to mention his great sensibility in the face of a tragedy.
That whole Paris thing wouldn't have happened if everybody in Paris was carrying guns!!!
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11-15-2015, 04:46 AM
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You have to admire Trump for his intelligence and courage, not to mention his great sensibility in the face of a tragedy.
That whole Paris thing wouldn't have happened if everybody in Paris was carrying guns!!!
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I told him to say that.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread -
11-15-2015, 03:41 PM
Even young kids are now jumping on the Trump Bandwagon.
SHOUT GLORY!
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Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread -
11-27-2015, 02:01 AM
Donald knows,
Leviticus 21:18-20
18 For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous,
19 Or a man that is brokenfooted, or brokenhanded,
20 Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken;
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread -
11-27-2015, 02:41 AM
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Donald knows,
Leviticus 21:18-20
18 For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous,
19 Or a man that is brokenfooted, or brokenhanded,
20 Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken;
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Donald correctly ridiculed deformed reporters in general, the kind of ugly people Jesus himself despised. Just by chance, a deformed reporter had criticized Donald.
Donald explained later he has no recollection of this mean fellow. He was merely explaining that deformed reporters should not be covering his campaign because he is a Christian and Christians do not approve of the deformed. To educate other reporters Donald did an imitation that by chance happened to accurately depict the villain reporter.
Just another example of how the press treats Donald so unfairly.
"Responding to criticism over remarks he made on Tuesday, Donald J. Trump, the Republican presidential candidate and real estate developer, denied on Thursday that he was mocking the appearance of a reporter for The New York Times with a physical disability."
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread -
11-15-2015, 12:09 AM
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My favorite part of Donald Trump is his outreach to people of all kinds, I once spoke to him, at my local meeting dedicated to the worship of our Lord and savior Lucifer, and his words will stay with me forever, especially each time i bend over to pray.
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You are already defeated by the blood of Jesus and condemned to eternal torture, go see how long you can stand in the shower on the hottest setting and remember hell is millions of times hotter and God will make you feel it forever. Gonna be funny to watch you types flopping around in there
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Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread -
04-23-2016, 05:47 PM
Dear Landover Brethren:
I am a little confused over the whole Donald Trump issue. Hasn't he been divorced several times? And doesn't he use bad words in public? Are you sure it is right in God's Eyes to support him?
Yes, he clearly is wise in his intention to suppress the Muslim Menace, but certain things about him worry me. Of course, David and Solomon had many wives and enjoyed lives of royal luxury and God used them to write large portions of the Bible, so maybe he is the Lord's Instrument after all.
Anyway, as ever, I am always willing to submit my decision making process to the wise scrutiny of my True Christian brothers. After all, I am only a woman and I was (regrettably) educated at a painfully liberal Seven Sisters college. And while I can pray and trust the guidance of Christian menfolk in the hopes of undoing the damage of the latter circumstance, there isn't much I can do to change the threat posed by the former . . . except make darn tooting sure that the Whoreilly Clinton she-devil is not elected to a position of undeserved power. Who is she to think that she can lead this great nation? She's never even given birth to a son!
Demurely yours,
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Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread -
04-23-2016, 07:42 PM
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Originally Posted by handmaiden
Dear Landover Brethren:
I am a little confused over the whole Donald Trump issue. Hasn't he been divorced several times? And doesn't he use bad words in public? Are you sure it is right in God's Eyes to support him?
Yes, he clearly is wise in his intention to suppress the Muslim Menace, but certain things about him worry me. Of course, David and Solomon had many wives and enjoyed lives of royal luxury and God used them to write large portions of the Bible, so maybe he is the Lord's Instrument after all.
Demurely yours,
Handmaiden
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Sister Handmaiden, thank you for such a thoughtful post. I would agree that at first look Donald's two divorces make one wonder about his Christian credentials.
On investigation I learned his two previous wives were bad ones. It was necessary to change wives until he found one that would play a proper role in his political aspirations. Our friend Newt Gingrich also had to find the proper wife for each of his runs for office.
Donald has testified he attends church regularly each Christmas eve and at Easter. He says those are very meaningful events in his life. From that total devotion to Jesus we can find peace in knowing a new True Christian™ President is about to be elected.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread -
04-23-2016, 07:55 PM
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Originally Posted by handmaiden
Dear Landover Brethren:
I am a little confused over the whole Donald Trump issue. Hasn't he been divorced several times? And doesn't he use bad words in public? Are you sure it is right in God's Eyes to support him?
Yes, he clearly is wise in his intention to suppress the Muslim Menace, but certain things about him worry me. Of course, David and Solomon had many wives and enjoyed lives of royal luxury and God used them to write large portions of the Bible, so maybe he is the Lord's Instrument after all.
Anyway, as ever, I am always willing to submit my decision making process to the wise scrutiny of my True Christian brothers. After all, I am only a woman and I was (regrettably) educated at a painfully liberal Seven Sisters college. And while I can pray and trust the guidance of Christian menfolk in the hopes of undoing the damage of the latter circumstance, there isn't much I can do to change the threat posed by the former . . . except make darn tooting sure that the Whoreilly Clinton she-devil is not elected to a position of undeserved power. Who is she to think that she can lead this great nation? She's never even given birth to a son!
Demurely yours,
Handmaiden
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Pastor Ezekiel has made very clear that Donald Trump is a great friend and buisness Partner of Landover Baptist Church.
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Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread -
04-24-2016, 12:31 AM
Bernie Sanders is a much better candidate than Donald Trump.
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