[BibleReader2231]

It seems pretty common now that parents feel the need to have their kids more fixated on a non-existent bunny that uses witchcraft to poop eggs on your front lawn. As a young Christian girl, I never succumbed to this thanks to my Pa’s strict Christian upbringing. I’ve done my research from the KJV Bible to explain why you should punish your kids if they are caught partaking in this satanic ritual.

1 Peter 1:3

Blessed [be] the God and Father of our Lord Jesus Christ, which according to his abundant mercy hath begotten us again unto a lively hope by the resurrection of Jesus Christ from the dead,

My interpretation makes me believe that the rapture may occur sometime around Easter. Would you want to disappoint Jesus and get left behind? Makes sense he’d choose a day where fake Christians are easily caught off guard. Lookin at you Mitt Romney!!

Acts 12:4

And when he had apprehended him, he put [him] in prison, and delivered [him] to four quaternions of soldiers to keep him; intending after Easter to bring him forth to the people.

Again, he knows if you’re not in church and partaking in satanic egg idolatry.

Colossians 3:5

Mortify therefore your members which are upon the earth; fornication, uncleanness, inordinate affection, evil concupiscence, and covetousness, which is idolatry

Again, it should be common sense for good Christians, but to idolize a bunny that performs witchcraft instead of celebrating Jesus in church, you deserve to burn in hell!

[BrotherLarry]

Max,


Thank you for your eloquent observation. Not to turn your eyes away from this deep message, but I had an experience yesterday that I have to share.


I was ministering to a very manly, attractive, muscular, Dr. Niles-like person in an alley off Gay Street when suddenly I heard a woman yell, "Hey! Levantine! You gonna walk with us or not?" I was intrigued because your name is not exactly one that is heard every day unless of course it is at the Levantine Family Reunion or something. So, after my ministry reached its climax, I followed.


I heard the very burly woman walking with "Levantine" ask her if she was going to visit her daughter for Easter this year and she said "No, because that cheating ex husband of mine won't allow it. What he doesn't seem to get is that I would never have become a Lez if he hadn't cheated on me with the pastor's wife - five times." They then started talking about diesel trucks and plaid shirts so I lost interest.


I'm just curious as to your mother's appearance. Can you post a pic if you have one? Not saying the woman I saw was your mom - surely not! But there is evidence of other Lisbon activity in your lineage so I thought, well, it's worth sharing with Max.


But anyway, thanks for that moving lesson about rabbits and God and Hell and stuff. Praise God for your dedication to Christ Jesus.


BrotherLarry

[BibleReader2231]

My Ma passed away falling down a set of stairs when I was younger. She was rather clumsy you see. I’m pretty sure you saw my aunt or whatever you saw was a coincidence. Sounds like a typical lesbo though to make up stories about her husband because she isn’t faithful to him or The Lord.

[Basilissa]

Getting back to the subject at hand, let's be precise. Rabbit poop does have an oval shape which, I suppose, can be interpreted as "egg-shaped." Nonetheless, rabbit poop, just like any poop, is simply disgusting, and there's nothing healthy in some people's obsession over it.

For reference, here is a link to a picture of rabbit poop (I do not post the image since, as I already mentioned, rabbit poop is as disgusting as poop of any other creature):

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/i...I4Au82aSyUCbvI

[BibleReader2231]

Miss Basilissa, you bring up a good point. Rabbits leaving behind poop for children to oogle over and be entranced to eat. It sounds a lot like Wicca Dung. I learned a lot about how witches leave behind poop everywhere in the woods thanks to LBC’s own Deacon Fred.

Perhaps the “Easter bunny” is a witches satanic trick.

[Unfalsifiable]

The ritualistic chocolate eating and rabbit worship seems to be spiraling out of control, a worrying trend!

[Collinslaw]

Originally Posted by BibleReader2231

Miss Basilissa, you bring up a good point. Rabbits leaving behind poop for children to oogle over and be entranced to eat. It sounds a lot like Wicca Dung. I learned a lot about how witches leave behind poop everywhere in the woods thanks to LBC’s own Deacon Fred.

Perhaps the “Easter bunny” is a witches satanic trick.

So true