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Christian Men: Be On The Lookout For A Polack Whore -
08-30-2013, 05:50 AM
Watch out, boys! I've heard she's got Freehold on her list!
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Ania Lisewska, Polish Woman, Wants To Have Sex With 100,000 Men
It's good to have a goal in life, but the one purportedly expressed by a woman in Warsaw, Poland, may be a stretch.
Ania Lisewska, 21, is allegedly attempting to travel to every city in the world so she can have sex with at least 100,000 men for 20 minutes each.
"I want men from Poland, Europe and all around the world. I love sex, fun and men," she said, according to the Austrian Times. "In Poland the subject of sex is still taboo and anyone who wants to fulfill their sexual fantasies is considered a deviant, a whore or mentally ill."
The supposed sex marathon allegedly began last month in Warsaw, according to her Facebook page, and she hopes to have her way across Poland before moving to other countries.
So far, she's had sex with 284 men, according to Fakt.pl and didn't let the fact she has a serious boyfriend stop her.
He told the Polish language website he was "not thrilled" with her unusual hobby, but had no choice and "had to come to terms" with it.
Her Facebook page currently only has slightly more than 9,000 likes, but Lisewska is allegedly attempting to attract potential partners by setting up a website where they can register and kept apprised of her current activities.
The story raises eyebrows for a number of reasons. First, Lisewska's website isn't working properly except for the front page.
In addition, she has not responded to media requests.
Then there is the nature of the quest itself. Having sex with 100,000 people for 20 minutes each would take a person more than 3.8 years -- and that's only if they went at it day and night without breaks for sleep, food or personal hygiene.
Lisewska claims she is planning her sexual encounters to take place on weekends, which would stretch out the time frame considerably -- up to nearly 20 years, according to one Polish website.
Another reason to be skeptical: Many of the media stories about Lisewska suggest she is attempting to get her erotic efforts recognized by Guinness World Records. The organization has never adjudicated sexually-oriented records.
Lisewska is now claiming to be the victim of foul play on her Facebook page. She claims it was hacked by someone who posted she had AIDS, which she denied by posting test results on the page.
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Christian Men: Be On The Lookout For A Polack Whore -
08-30-2013, 06:03 AM
If she comes to Iowa, you know that most of the brothers of LBC will be clamoring to be first in line so that they might preach to her and show her the err of her whore ways.
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Re: Christian Men: Be On The Lookout For A Polack Whore -
08-30-2013, 11:33 AM
I'm not willing to wait that long. I'm buying a ticket to Russia right now to save this woman's soul!
Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.
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Re: Christian Men: Be On The Lookout For A Polack Whore -
08-30-2013, 12:15 PM
That's disgusting. Have she no shame or self respect?
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Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
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Re: Christian Men: Be On The Lookout For A Polack Whore -
08-30-2013, 12:22 PM
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Originally Posted by ImBuddhist
That's disgusting. Have she no shame or self respect?
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Probably not. Most polacks are bead-counters.
YiC,
Zech
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Re: Christian Men: Be On The Lookout For A Polack Whore -
08-30-2013, 12:55 PM
This calls for a hooker joke. Be warned it's a little racy...
Q: What's the difference between an epileptic oyster fisherman, and a hooker with diahrrea?
A: Well, one shucks between fits.
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Re: Christian Men: Be On The Lookout For A Polack Whore -
08-30-2013, 02:24 PM
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Originally Posted by ImBuddhist
That's disgusting. Have she no shame or self respect?
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Sadly, no. This is why it's so important that people come to know Jesus Christ as a persona Savior. Without Him, there is no hope for living a decent moral life. It's just all so sad.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Christian Men: Be On The Lookout For A Polack Whore -
08-30-2013, 07:49 PM
Surely one of the men's ministries can raise an offering to help her get to the United States. Imagine the publicity (and donations for her soul) if she became Landover's Mary Magdalene. Men, aren't you excited about this prospect?
(Not you, Zekie.) hey hey!
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