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Another brick in Donald´s wall - A.K.A "The Gonz" True Christian™
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07-26-2019, 01:43 PM
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Originally Posted by BaptistsAreTrashAndImAPotty-Mouth
1. The one advocating other people are lesser than yourselves since they don't follow your fairy.
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No, we are not. God is. Can you spot the difference?
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2. The one advocating your country and your people are better than others.
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No, we are not. My country is a shithole.
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3. The one advocating women are to be treated like merchandise, or slaves to your medieval beliefs.
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No, we are not, again, God is. We do not modify nor dilute the word of God to make it appear more modern or up-to-date. God is not a feminist, nor a communist, nor a vegan. He wrote this things once, and since He knows it all, He should not change those things. That wouldn't make sense: if women were to be equal to men, why did God not tell this 3000 years ago? Just to make women suffer? Not buying it, no.
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4. The one(s) who admire Hitler, which yeah, I looked it up, you ass-wipes believe he's alive (or was), evidently wishfully hoping he were,
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For the last time (I hope): Hitler was a Catholic and, unless he repented while suiciding, he is rotting in Hell. We have nothing to do with him, the Pope, or other Catholics. They are all evil. Of course, if he repented, God has him in His glory right now. He forgives all sins, including mass murder; the only unforgivable sin is blasphemy against the Holy Ghost.
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5. The one(s) who congregate like sheep to follow words in a book written by delusional ass-f*cks,
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No, you are.
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You gun-toting retards shall soon have their forum soon flamed to the high end of hell.
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So you believe there is a hell. Finally, a step forward!
1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.
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Completely CRAZY for the Lord
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Location: Leviticus Landing
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Re: Hi Everyone :) -
07-26-2019, 01:57 PM
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Originally Posted by BibleReader2231
How did it feel being rejected by every girl in high school?
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You forgot to mention boys, pets and vegetation.
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Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
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Location: The other end of the internet
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07-26-2019, 05:09 PM
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You forgot to mention boys, pets and vegetation.
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Possessors of olfactory glands.
This is a list thread now.
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Re: Hi Everyone :) -
07-26-2019, 09:44 PM
Hello kind sir, Mr. Hughes. I've been following this distressing thread you started and couldn't help but notice that your current location is your basement (or your mom's presumably) trying to locate your bellend. I don't pretend to know what a "bellend" is, presumably a non-American term, I gather. What perturbs me is you seem less interested investing that time to find Jesus instead. I will pray to God to clear out the callow blackness of your heart and insert a newfound love for Lord Jesus Christ. Otherwise, the only bellend you will need to concern about are the ringing Bells signifying the END TIMES; His Second Coming!
Exodus 28: 34-35
34 A golden bell and a pomegranate, a golden bell and a pomegranate, upon the hem of the robe round about.
35 And it shall be upon Aaron to minister: and his sound shall be heard when he goeth in unto the holy place before the Lord, and when he cometh out, that he die not.
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Re: Hi Everyone :) -
07-26-2019, 10:29 PM
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Originally Posted by BaptistsAreTrashAndImAPotty-Mouth
Aye, it's atheists that are hateful.
It ain't you right?
1. The one advocating other people are lesser than yourselves since they don't follow your fairy.
2. The one advocating your country and your people are better than others.
3. The one advocating women are to be treated like merchandise, or slaves to your medieval beliefs.
4. The one(s) who admire Hitler, which yeah, I looked it up, you ass-wipes believe he's alive (or was), evidently wishfully hoping he were,
5. The one(s) who congregate like sheep to follow words in a book written by delusional ass-f*cks,
You gun-toting retards shall soon have their forum soon flamed to the high end of hell.
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Mentally ill people as well as autists RELY on us for survival. They are indeed lesser humans. Care to provide any proof to rebuke that?
Oh dear. The USA is indeed the greatest country on this planet. How can you disagree?
If you read The Bible, you would know that we females know our place and toil hard so that our husbands can succeed and provide.
Hitler. That’s a funny one. Do you have proof that Hitler was indeed killed? Have you gone to his funeral personally or know where he was “executed” without googling it?
Guns are a basic right in America. I dare you to say otherwise. Do you not like The Constitution? Are you communist?
Your ignorance is unfounded. Have you even opened The Bible?
My name is Maxine Levantine. I am 17 and follow the KJV Bible to a T. If you are wanting to hit on me you can turn away. THIS is reserved for Jesus and my future husband (whoever that may be).
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Completely CRAZY for the Lord
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Re: Hi Everyone :) -
07-27-2019, 01:05 AM
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P.
This is a list thread now.
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girls
boys
pets
vegetation
possessors of olfactory glands
the sighted
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Re: Hi Everyone :) -
07-29-2019, 03:51 PM
Welcome
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07-29-2019, 04:16 PM
Hey Jans, what's with the pedophallic image in your profile photo? Not cool for Jesus, man!
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Location: Currently i live in australia
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07-30-2019, 12:45 AM
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Originally Posted by Brother Gonzalez
I don't love references, I love God. I often quote only form the Bible, but I am going to go with your request here:
https://www.hg.org/legal-articles/en...new-york-46759
If we attempt to commit suicide because of your words, you are guilty of involuntary manslaughter. I mean, in your case one of our jew lawyers could get a murder in the first degree conviction.
And we have your intention written here. Along with all the things you have agreed in our terms and conditions.
It is VERY rude to come to our little corner in the web to persecute and harass us; committing slander and libel and trying to make us suicide. But your persecution is a good sign!
Matthew 5:10
Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake:
for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
Thanks a lot for your service!
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so you ban/change peoples accounts if they're opinions/they are different?
sure you guys arent fascist?
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Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
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Re: Hi Everyone :) -
07-30-2019, 01:12 AM
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Originally Posted by Joseph Seed
so you ban/change peoples accounts if they're opinions/they are different? ...
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Um, HELLO?
They don't ban people who have different opinions at all. In fact, they welcome them, in order to show that they (the True Christians™) are right and everyone else is wrong (as far as the King James Bible is concerned).
They ban people who cannot behave themselves appropriately in a public place.
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...sure you guys arent fascist?
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Before they answer that, you prove that God isn't a fascist.
addendum/edit: use Scripture, not your ignorant opinion, thanks
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Another brick in Donald´s wall - A.K.A "The Gonz" True Christian™
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Location: Ungodly South America
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Re: Hi Everyone :) -
07-30-2019, 01:36 AM
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Originally Posted by Joseph Seed
so you ban/change peoples accounts if they're opinions/they are different?
sure you guys arent fascist?
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I am a little confused, in which way your post derives from mine? I see no connection at all between your words and mine.
Thanks for your clarification.
In a short answer to your question, you can see your rights in this forum in the "Welcome!" section. This is NOT a debate forum. Want free speech? Go to reddit.
Don't slam the door on your way out.
1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.
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True Christian™ Just a Regular Nice Guy
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Location: Between Lynchburg and Walton's Mountain
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Re: Hi Everyone :) -
07-30-2019, 07:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Joseph Seed
so you ban/change peoples accounts if they're opinions/they are different?
sure you guys arent fascist?
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Never. But we do ban liars and degenerates. Which are you? We have a strict 'one account per deviant policy. Whjat do you think that means?
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
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Location: Freehold, Iowa
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Re: Hi Everyone :) -
07-30-2019, 08:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Joseph Seed
so you ban/change peoples accounts if they're opinions/they are different?
sure you guys arent fascist?
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First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.
Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.
Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .
If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.
Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.
And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.
I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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True Christian™ Icon of Feminine Virtue
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Join Date: Mar 2019
Location: Ungodly Buffalo, NY, MAGA USA
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Re: Hi Everyone :) -
07-30-2019, 08:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Joseph Seed
so you ban/change peoples accounts if they're opinions/they are different?
sure you guys arent fascist?
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Now, now, Mr. Seed: I'm sure you didn't mean to say that. I see that you've received an Infraction Notice from one of our Godly moderators, so I hope you will realize that this was done thanks to the leading of the Almighty. The is trying to get through to you, to show you Love, so that He will not have to toss you into the fires of for eternity, which is exactly where you belong. Rather than attempting to hurl insults at the servants of the , wouldn't you rather be reading through the blessed while you can?
Isaiah 55:6 "Seek ye the Lord while he may be found, call ye upon him while he is near".
And once you call upon the and asked to be bathed in the shed of the Lamb as payment for your disgusting sins, you will then have your name written in the Lamb's Book of Life. And what that means is that you will have been forgiven from your debauchery and you will also have the keys to a lovely mortgage-free mansion that is built on streets of solid gold.
John 14:2 "In my Father's house are many mansions: if it were not so, I would have told you. I go to prepare a place for you."
Revelation 21:21 "And the twelve gates were twelve pearls: every several gate was of one pearl: and the street of the city was pure gold, as it were transparent glass."
Now, doesn't this sound more more appealing that having your entire body on fire forever, with no way to escapes the flames of that you so surely deserve?
Jude 1:7 "Even as Sodom and Gomorrha, and the cities about them in like manner, giving themselves over to fornication, and going after strange flesh, are set forth for an example, suffering the vengeance of eternal fire."
Sincerely, Isabella W.
(Mrs.) Isabella White
Hebrews 10:19 "Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "
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Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
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Re: Hi Everyone :) -
08-01-2019, 10:38 AM
This man's introduction post has been really depressing to read.
Why do people have to be so mean?
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