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Watermelon I am so exited to see that there is this forum for god!! - 10-16-2018, 02:32 PM

Hi, my name is Sheniqua Brown, I have registered on this forum to find a new christian forum like the Black Bible Union. You may know me from the BBU as the book lady. I will be participating at the blessing the donkeys and horses cook out, you should come and meet me, I will be there because I heard that they have melon. Anyways, I would love to get to know you so I recommend that you reply to this thread to meet me, I am always happy to converse about our lord. Have a lovely day!


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Hi, my name is Sheniqua Brown, I have registered on this forum to find a new christian forum like the Black Bible Union. You may know me from the BBU as the book lady. I will be participating at the blessing the donkeys and horses cook out, you should come and meet me, I will be there because I heard that they have melon. Anyways, I would love to get to know you so I recommend that you reply to this thread to meet me, I am always happy to converse about our lord. Have a lovely day!


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I am very sorry for not capitalizing God, I hope that I may see the pastor for some talking about the lord and his will. I am very sorry, and will not do this again.


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Default Re: I am so exited to see that there is this forum for god!! - 10-16-2018, 02:51 PM

Are you giving recommendations to the church elders? Saying stuff like that would solicit disciplinary action in my Sunday school. Also, I noticed in another topic you talked as if you attend Landover Baptist Church. I am taking a risky chance and am going to go ahead and say unsaved trash are unwelcome at the church. Can't say I've ever heard of a Sister Shaniqua Brown mentioned by Pastor Ezekiel on these forums either but hey I may be wrong.

A cautious welcome regardless. Is it at all possible if I study your behaviors as a nigra? I'd love to do research as nigras are lacking in my own church. Only ever see you people on the streets (which I avoid as an underage white girl).
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Love Jesus Re: I am so exited to see that there is this forum for god!! - 10-16-2018, 03:34 PM

Yes, I do in fact now attend the Landover Church right after the Black Bible Union church. I love to preach to God and help anything that he does. I will let you study my behaviors as a "nigra" as long as it follows with god. I do not recommend the church elders to do anything, I would just like for them to be able to preach to me so I can learn the will of God.


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You may know me from the BBU as the book lady.
Certainly not. What is a Black Bible Union?

Why don't you share with us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus. Are you married? Do you work as a maid or cook somewhere nice? How did you learn to read and write so well?


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Watermelon Re: I am so exited to see that there is this forum for god!! - 10-16-2018, 04:25 PM

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Certainly not. What is a Black Bible Union?

Why don't you share with us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.
Yes of course, my favorite bible verse is Genesis 9:25 And he said, Cursed be Canaan; a servant of servants shall he be unto his brethren.
I found love in God by serving in the black bible union.

Also, the Black Bible Union is a union for blacks that want to learn on the bible, if you would like to learn more, we have a <<<advertising for a forum removed by a helpful moderator>>>. We learn about the bible and we would love to speak more to you about it.


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Yes of course, my favorite bible verse is Genesis 9:25 And he said, Cursed be Canaan; a servant of servants shall he be unto his brethren.
I found love in God by serving in the black bible union.

Also, the Black Bible Union is a union for blacks that want to learn on the bible, if you would like to learn more, we have a <<<advertising for a forum removed by a helpful moderator>>>. We learn about the bible and we would love to speak more to you about it.
You haven't learned it very well if you're still choosing the negro lifestyle, and encouraging others to maintain theirs then you work for Satan (John 8:44). However, it would seem God has blessed you by bringing you here so you can shed your sinful ways by following Landover Baptist's Ex-Negro Program! All you have to do is repent unto Christ and let Him circumcise your negro heart into a pure, clean version, white as snow (Deuteronomy 30:6; Isaiah 1:18)! One that He will welcome into Heaven (Ezekiel 44:9; Revelation 21:27)!


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Grammar Nazi Re: I am so exited to see that there is this forum for god!! - 10-16-2018, 05:04 PM

I have to wonder if her owner employer knows that she is doing when she is supposed to be cleaning something.




Welcome In what manner do you provide service to Jesus?


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: I am so exited to see that there is this forum for god!! - 10-16-2018, 05:12 PM

I apologize for any misbehavior that would make me act as a "Negro". I am currently looking for a Ex-Negro program to put me closer to God. Very sorry and looking for a rehab.



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I will be participating at the blessing the donkeys and horses cook out,

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Yes, I do in fact now attend the Landover Church
I assume you meant to say, Landover Hills church. I hear they invite everybody. Landover Baptist Church, on the other hand, is very selective and each member undergoes a thorough vetting process through our Department of Faith.
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Sinner How must I undo my sin? - 10-16-2018, 07:41 PM

I have sinned. For I need to be redeemed. How may I reverse my negro? How must I fix what I need to fix? How can I redeem my self with the lord? How can I redeem my self to God? I have read the news paper on the Ex-Negro. Now what must I do? Please help, for I do not know what I must do.


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That's closer to where she lives, but still quite a long round-trip from Montgomery, Alabama. I guess there's less traffic on a Sunday?


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Have you tried repenting and sinning no more, dear?

John 8:11 She said, No man, Lord. And Jesus said unto her, Neither do I condemn thee: go, and sin no more.
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Default Re: How must I undo my sin? - 10-16-2018, 09:10 PM

There is a Landover "Ex-Negro Program" but, at the moment, it is only open to gentlemen of the colored persuasion in possession of a letter from a Pastor of a reputable church and at the moment, it is fully booked.

I suggest you get your name on a waiting list for any women's course that might be considered.





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Default Re: How must I undo my sin? - 10-16-2018, 11:16 PM

We all have sinned, we can't go back and correct it, but we can move on and try to become a better person than we are yesterday. Always remember that God never gets tired of forgiving us.
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Default Re: How must I undo my sin? - 10-16-2018, 11:18 PM

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We all have sinned, we can't go back and correct it, but we can move on and try to become a better person than we are yesterday. Always remember that God never gets tired of forgiving us.
Scriptural support for God forgiving people more than once, please.


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Default Re: How must I undo my sin? - 10-16-2018, 11:25 PM

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We all have sinned, we can't go back and correct it, but we can move on and try to become a better person than we are yesterday. Always remember that God never gets tired of forgiving us.
You seem to be forgetting, dear, that there are some sins which are unforgivable:

Matthew 12:31-32
31 Wherefore I say unto you, All manner of sin and blasphemy shall be forgiven unto men: but the blasphemy [against] the [Holy] Ghost shall not be forgiven unto men.
32 And whosoever speaketh a word against the Son of man, it shall be forgiven him: but whosoever speaketh against the Holy Ghost, it shall not be forgiven him, neither in this world, neither in the [world] to come.
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I am a not proud nigra and want to change. I thank you all for your advice on how I must repent, in prayer and to read God's book. I plan to move to Freehold, Iowa over the next few months. I have read half the bible today out of the motivation of God and the Landover Baptist Church. I have pondered it, and spoke to my nigglets how we must change. I have come to God in hours of prayer and plan to spend all night praying for forgiveness, as bible prophets have done. I have spoken to God and have and will repent. Thank you for anyone who recommended me how to get freed of my nigra state. I have undone anything that I have done with the Black Bible Union and plan to work hard to be able to one day attend the Landover Baptist Church, the only church of God.


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I plan to move to Freehold, Iowa over the next few months.
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Wow! Most people don't achieve that in a month of dedicated reading but you did so in addition to all your posting, caring for your little nigglets, and looking for real estate in Freehold! That's pretty amazing! Can you fly like the wind, too?


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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