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Default Re: 5 Reasons WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet! - 07-10-2010, 12:30 AM

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This must be your first day on the Internet. Please come back when you have looked around a bit and know what you are talking about.

We don't care about your so called "source". Everything we need is in the one and only source that really matters, the Holy Bible!

2nd Timothy 3:16 "All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness"
No, this is not my first day on the internet.

This must be yours.

Apparently you haven't heard of 4Chan. They despise homosexuality and make up almost all of the internet culture. This forum, somewhere, has 4chan influence. They make up a majority of the internet, and their traits pass on. That's just their distaste for actual gays. They could disprove anything you have here.
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Default Re: 5 Reasons WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet! - 07-10-2010, 12:34 AM

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Please learn to count.

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Apparently you haven't heard of 4Chan.
We know 4chan very well here. It is a place where all 14 year old kids with an IQ below 70 spend most of their time gazing at boobs. Some of them figure out how to use Google to get past our entrance form and waste our time with completely idiotic postings.


Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
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Default Re: 5 Reasons WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet! - 07-10-2010, 12:40 AM

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Please learn to count.

We know 4chan very well here. It is a place where all 14 year old kids with an IQ below 70 spend most of their time gazing at boobs. Some of them figure out how to use Google to get past our entrance form and waste our time with completely idiotic postings.
You have the media view of 4Chan. Have you ever been there? Your stereotypes are telling me that you haven't. Most of the people there are adult and intellegent.
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Default Re: 5 Reasons WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet! - 07-10-2010, 12:47 AM

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Most of the people there are adult and intellegent.
Thank you for giving me the best laugh I have had in ages! Not just your completely insane proposition about 4chan members being adult and intelligent. But to make it even more funny you completely misspelled intelligent!


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Default Re: 5 Reasons WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet! - 07-10-2010, 12:49 AM

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You have the media view of 4Chan. Have you ever been there? Your stereotypes are telling me that you haven't. Most of the people there are adult and intellegent.
Apparently if that be the truth, then you have not been there. The word intelligent is not a difficult one to spell, even for a 5th grader, but you managed to get it wrong.

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Default Re: 5 Reasons WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet! - 07-10-2010, 12:56 AM

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Apparently if that be the truth, then you have not been there. The word intelligent is not a difficult one to spell, even for a 5th grader, but you managed to get it wrong.

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Default Re: 5 Reasons WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet! - 07-10-2010, 01:02 AM

You are the one mentioning intelligence.

Is it my fault you cannot even live up to your own expectations?

As Brother COM stated, accept responsibility for your own actions and failings.

That is your first step to Salvation.

I also noted that you failed to respond to my other post on here directed at you. Does that mean that you realize I am correct and to save face, you did not want to reply to it?

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Default Re: 5 Reasons WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet! - 07-10-2010, 02:08 AM

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You have the media view of 4Chan. Have you ever been there? Your stereotypes are telling me that you haven't. Most of the people there are adult and intellegent.
I am ashamed to say I have been to 4chan, when I was young and impressionable.

Here is what I encountered;
-Pornography (some of it gay)
-A huge group of hellbound retards with no ambition
-Repetition of everything, 100 times

I grew out of it, and I thank Jesus every single day for it. You are confusing "intellegent" with "losers".


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If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.

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Default Re: 5 Reasons WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet! - 07-18-2010, 09:35 PM

I'm a woman, and clearly more intelligent than you.And I'm more man than you too. Because man is made in Gods omni-benevolent, forgiving and peaceful image. God doesn't command or control, he feeds and nurtures. He loves and protects. God would never raise his hand to a lady, God would never even kill a fly because he loves his creations.
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I'm a woman, and clearly more intelligent than you.And I'm more man than you too. Because man is made in Gods omni-benevolent, forgiving and peaceful image. God doesn't command or control, he feeds and nurtures. He loves and protects. God would never raise his hand to a lady, God would never even kill a fly because he loves his creations.
Of course you have scripture to back this up right?


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I'm a woman, and clearly more intelligent than you.And I'm more man than you too. Because man is made in Gods omni-benevolent, forgiving and peaceful image. God doesn't command or control, he feeds and nurtures. He loves and protects. God would never raise his hand to a lady, God would never even kill a fly because he loves his creations.
Obviously you're not my mother, lady. I read over some of your posts. You think homersexurality is a fine thing. Does that mean you disagree with God, or do you worship a false god too? Where did you get the idea that something God hates is okay? Watching too much porn? Where?


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Of course you have scripture to back this up right?
I don't preach scripture, I preach peace. I'm just curious, I like other peoples religious views, but my religion allows me to accept them. I believe that there is only one God, but that any path of goodwill will lead to it.
I'm just a little disgruntled by yours. Many religions have already grown out of much of the early violence.

Homosexuality, though I myself would never choose to partake in it in any form as it does not do it for me, can not be a sin. Why would God create something he hates? It's a natural thing, scientifically proven that even certain species of animals can be homosexual. And I just think other people needn't take responsibility for anothers actions, it isn't their place.
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I don't preach scripture, I preach peace. I'm just curious, I like other peoples religious views, but my religion allows me to accept them. I believe that there is only one God, but that any path of goodwill will lead to it.
I'm just a little disgruntled by yours. Many religions have already grown out of much of the early violence.

In other words, you're not a Christian, you just tell others what you think a Christian should be.

How exactly do you know the mind of God if you don't read the Book he left for us?

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Homosexuality, though I myself would never choose to partake in it in any form as it does not do it for me, can not be a sin. Why would God create something he hates? It's a natural thing, scientifically proven that even certain species of animals can be homosexual. And I just think other people needn't take responsibility for anothers actions, it isn't their place.
The Bible is pretty clear that homosexuality is a sin (not sure what that has to do with women on the Internet, but you atheists don't exactly care where you put stuff). It's also common for animals to eat their own poop and to roll in dead skunks, is this something I should engage in? After all "it's only natural". Should I kill strange babies that I come across? After all "it's only natural".


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Of course you have scripture to back this up right?
Scripture is false. You can't believe everything you're told, it goes against human nature. It's sadistic for men and masochistic for women. Yet you people would tell me this is wrong. Your entire religion contradicts itself.
I am so glad fewer and fewer young people believe this.
My religion you ask? I'm a pagan. I don't eat or harm any animals. I tend for nature and I give thanks to my god for all I am blessed with. I pray for others but never myself. I celebrate my pagan festivals, giving thanks for the sun, for the rain, for the seasons and for the land. because in essence, before technology, all we had was the natural world, my Gods creation. And God can be found in life. Every tree, every plant, every animal, every person.
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In other words, you're not a Christian, you just tell others what you think a Christian should be.

How exactly do you know the mind of God if you don't read the Book he left for us?


The Bible is pretty clear that homosexuality is a sin (not sure what that has to do with women on the Internet, but you atheists don't exactly care where you put stuff). It's also common for animals to eat their own poop and to roll in dead skunks, is this something I should engage in? After all "it's only natural". Should I kill strange babies that I come across? After all "it's only natural".
Not what I'm saying. However coincidentally common practice among some strange humans.
I'm saying you have free will, if you make a mistake, God will forgive you. You believe in Jesus. He saved all your sins, did he not? Deliberately hurting is wrong, and I'm sure that killing in the name of God is the worst sin of all.
I'm by no means an atheist, Pagans believe in a trinity god too. The divine, the God and the Godess.
I was raised a Christian, the rest of my family is Christian. True Christians share my morals, however I broke away from the religion because of the politics and confrontations, and condoning of sick things.

Many religions have religious scriptures. However, these are so old. They have fallen into the hands of many people over time. The word has been changed, translated, messed with. Nobody knows the truth, and a truly all loving God would not expect us too. Nor would he save only a few people. Why can't you accept that god IS love?
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Default Re: 5 Reasons WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet! - 07-18-2010, 10:16 PM

But of course you'll say that scripture is false! Of course you're not going to believe the Word of God® if you worship plants. You "people" are contributing to the destruction of all good society as we know it! You're the sort of blind idiot who will inevitably end up in Hell, because of your stubbornness not to believe the Bible. Don't you see where you are going? You come on here spewing out your degenerate views and expect us to put up with you in the spirit of "tolerance"! Cast out your vile Gods and come to us, Gods own religion©!


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Default Re: 5 Reasons WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet! - 07-18-2010, 10:22 PM

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Homosexuality, though I myself would never choose to partake in it in any form as it does not do it for me, can not be a sin. Why would God create something he hates?
Don't be a dummy. God created scorpions and poison oak and cancer too. Where does it say in the Holy Bible that God loves everything He created?

Try reading the Bible before deciding that you know what God loves.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: 5 Reasons WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet! - 07-18-2010, 10:57 PM

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Don't be a dummy. God created scorpions and poison oak and cancer too. Where does it say in the Holy Bible that God loves everything He created?

Try reading the Bible before deciding that you know what God loves.
Why?
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Default Re: 5 Reasons WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet! - 07-18-2010, 11:02 PM

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Why?
Because God says so. And if we are to express our Love and Devotion to God, we have to follow His rules.

Now I have a question for you, witch: Why NOT?


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: 5 Reasons WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet! - 07-18-2010, 11:10 PM

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Because God says so. And if we are to express our Love and Devotion to God, we have to follow His rules.

Now I have a question for you, witch: Why NOT?
All the blind are evil in your eyes, all the illiterate and ill-privileged.
You claim to be of god but all you do is condemn.
You're selfish, immature, narrow minded and probably the closest thing to evil I have ever encountered.
I am a child. I'm barely 15. I've been through hell, whilst I was a Christian. But now I'm doing things for the right reason, because I love and care, then things have finally started going right for me. I was raped, is that okay? I was abused and beaten, is that okay? I lost my child because I took an overdose of harmful drugs, because of what your religion had done to me. I was forced into the world of your God. And I found hell.

Yet still I have the decency to accept that it works for you. And all I get in return. Off a CHRISTIAN of all people. is abuse for being DIFFERENT.
Be ashamed.

I will not read the bible, because I can see what reading it has done to you, and I want nothing to do with your kind of people. Had you not found 'God', you would be likened to Hitler.
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