[Benedict A. Davis]

Mayor JJ,
While downtown at the hardware store I saw an altercation between 6 of our fine City Police officers and a gang of what might have been 1 nigra and 2 messicans who were being arrested for trying to cross the street against the light. Those lights are there for a reason and people have to respect the law, even if that part of downtown is pedestrian only. My issue with the situation was the inordinate length of time the officers had to keep this gang from running riot in a public place. The time consuming part of this arrest was that our officers had to waste time reading these criminals their Miranda rights. if it weren't for this the officers could have swooped in ,en masse of course, given this gang of thugs a quick beat down and had them on the way to the cells in minutes!
my idea is this, could we use a billboard , on the edge of town, print the Miranda in 3 languages and english of course, so everyone entering the city limits will have had their rights presented to them and the process of arresting criminals is one step closer to being done. I think the languages we should place on the billboard are Swahili,Aramaic[ancient Aramaic of course]and Flemish. English translation printed as a citation.

If the billboard idea is not agreeable I might suggest that the Police drive through certain areas and broadcast the Miranda rights over their loudspeakers, in as many languages as you would like, Both of these plans effectively pre-Mirandize the whole lot and one less worry for our officers.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Mr. Davis--That is a wonderful suggestion. A billboard would cover that pesky "rights" thing just fine. When you think about it, why aren't those stupid rights read on the nightly Fox News.

If they were read there, no Police Officer in the U. S. would have to read these to any scum of the earth.

Do we have any LBC friends who could fund the billboard.

[Trent Harvey, Jr.]

Is there some ways we could invent a form of tazer that automatically plays a recording of someone reading those pesky "rights" every time it is fired? They can't claim they were too distracted to hear it, it's not like they'll be doing anything interesting after being tazered.

[James Dewitt]

Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold

Mr. Davis--That is a wonderful suggestion. A billboard would cover that pesky "rights" thing just fine. When you think about it, why aren't those stupid rights read on the nightly Fox News.

If they were read there, no Police Officer in the U. S. would have to read these to any scum of the earth.

Do we have any LBC friends who could fund the billboard.

My check book is open, and I have a pen. I am not afraid to use them. A bill board is a great idea. as for the loud speakers, put them on top of the garbage trucks. You know how crowded it gets around the trucks on trash day, them nigra's and Messicants are as thick as flies on a turd.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Originally Posted by James Dewitt

My check book is open, and I have a pen. I am not afraid to use them. A bill board is a great idea. as for the loud speakers, put them on top of the garbage trucks. You know how crowded it gets around the trucks on trash day, them nigra's and Messicants are as thick as flies on a turd.

Recorded messages on garbage trucks!!! Talk about an great idea. That's why we in Freehold lead the nation in innovative local government.

And, your good idea led me to think of another. We already have our garbage cans embossed with "Jesus Saves". We could emboss the Miranda Rights right on the cans as well.

Our rate of arrests per hour of police time will skyrocket. We'll be the productivity champs.

[James Dewitt]

Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold

Recorded messages on garbage trucks!!! Talk about an great idea. That's why we in Freehold lead the nation in innovative local government.

And, your good idea led me to think of another. We already have our garbage cans embossed with "Jesus Saves". We could emboss the Miranda Rights right on the cans as well.

Our rate of arrests per hour of police time will skyrocket. We'll be the productivity champs.

Now we are cooking with gas. One more suggestion, every month the Nigra's, Messicants, slants and drug addicted whores and Homers pick up their free blocks of Government Cheese. Have a stamp made with the Miranda rights on it. Stamp each package.

[H. Montague Worthington]

The stupid liberals and their minions of minorities are SOOOOOO predictable in the way they distort statistics and facts to complain about their so-called "unfair treatment." They'll point to the 46 Negro suspects and 18 Messican suspects who were shot in self-defense by Freehold police last year and distort the facts by pointing to the 2010 Census figures showing only 93 Negroes and 62 Messicans living within the city limits. They'll say, "nearly half of the minority residents of Freehold, Iowa were shot by police last year," neglecting to mention that several of them were visiting their relatives from out of town!

Moreover, it's not our fault if the Negroes and Messicans are too lazy or afraid to answer the door when the census workers knock. I suspect that there are many, many more Negroes living in Freehold than the numbers show, so the shootings of minorities are probably much closer to 30% of all citizens than 50%.

But what else would you expect from lying liberals and belly-aching, whining minorities with their sense of entitlement? Disgusting.