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View Poll Results: What's the WORST False Religion?
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Mary worshipping Cathylics
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1,661 |
6.51% |
Penny Pinching Bagel Meisters (who killed Jesus)
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2,544 |
9.97% |
Babbling Boodists and Hindoos
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871 |
3.42% |
Non-Baptist Christians of liberal persuasion
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1,577 |
6.18% |
Wiccas, Goths, Vampires, and other Devil Worshippers
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5,204 |
20.40% |
Moon-worshipping terrorist Mooselimbs
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2,852 |
11.18% |
Kill 'em all. The Lord knows His own.
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4,556 |
17.86% |
Harekrishnas and/or Jehosafats
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1,205 |
4.72% |
Self Proclaimed Psychologists
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263 |
1.03% |
Peak Oil / Emo Economics
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238 |
0.93% |
Obamaism (He ain't my Messiah)
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1,776 |
6.96% |
Spaghetti-worshiping fools
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1,919 |
7.52% |
Xenu Freak, couch jumping, Scientologists.
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830 |
3.25% |
Magic-undie-wearing LSD cultists
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9 |
0.04% |
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
02-26-2011, 06:25 PM
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Originally Posted by ILOVEGAYHOMOS
I feel like it is my duty to inform you that your judgmental ways are NOT righteous and that there's a good chance you will be condemned to HELL for this.
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Tells us we are going to hell.
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Originally Posted by ILOVEGAYHOMOS
Also, have you ever considered doing some research? Wiccans, Satanists, and Devil-worshippers are very different from each other. Vampires are not an actual religion. Goths are simply a subculture, many of which can be very Christian beings.
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It doesn't matter in God's eyes.
Matthew 12:30 He that is not with me is against me; and he that gathereth not with me scattereth abroad.
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Originally Posted by ILOVEGAYHOMOS
Why is your church any greater than any of church? You come across as if you are a cult of judgmental, uneducated Republicans, which are the scum of all Americans.
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Tells us we are judgmental while calling us scum.
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
02-26-2011, 06:35 PM
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Originally Posted by ILOVEGAYHOMOS
I feel like it is my duty to inform you that your judgmental ways are NOT righteous and that there's a good chance you will be condemned to HELL for this.
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Do not confuse "judge" and "judgment" and "judgmental" Homer.
And speaking of duty: the Bible specifically tells us to judge:
" But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man." (1 Corinthians 2:15)
But make sure you judge NOT on appearances, but judge righteously:
" Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment." (John 7:24)
Example 1: I say to you, "You look like a salad-tossing fag in those capri pants."
See, THAT is being judgmental, and basing it on looks. Not cool.
Example 2: I say to you, "If you keep on salad-tossing with all your fag friends, you will burn for eternity in a Lake of Fire© and those capri pants won't protect you one bit."
See? That's OK, because I am righteously judging you by your ACTIONS.
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Why are you here? God sent you here for a purpose, but if you can't support your pathetic mutterings with Scripture, you just make yourself look foolish.
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02-26-2011, 07:37 PM
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Originally Posted by ILOVEGAYHOMOS
You come across as if you are a cult of judgmental, uneducated Republicans, which are the scum of all Americans.
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Republicans being "the scum of all Americans" would certainly explain why we control the House of Representatives and half the Senate, and will control both chambers AND the Presidency in 2012 . . .
So what you're saying is, most Americans are scum.
Why do you hate America, Lefty?
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
03-08-2011, 10:33 PM
Tough one, because there are just so many. Maybe Mormons. But then again, Scientologists are crazy, too. All in all, I'll have to say...Baptists.
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03-08-2011, 11:12 PM
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Originally Posted by SocialistAtheist
Tough one, because there are just so many. Maybe Mormons. But then again, Scientologists are crazy, too. All in all, I'll have to say...Baptists.
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Why don't atheists have any manners?
Look, we don't go to your Justin Bieber fan blog and proselytize; you could at least extend us the courtesy of not insulting us in our own internet home.
Where you born in a Bangkok gutter?
The vine is dried up, and the fig tree languisheth; the pomegranate tree, the palm tree also, and the apple tree, even all the trees of the field, are withered: because joy is withered away from the sons of men.~Joel 1:12
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03-08-2011, 11:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Cursed
Why don't atheists have any manners?
Look, we don't go to your Justin Bieber fan blog and proselytize; you could at least extend us the courtesy of not insulting us in our own internet home.
Where you born in a Bangkok gutter?
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Yes, Godly words.
Do we go into Atheist's blogs on Darwin's birthday and call secularist heroes like Charlie Sheen drug crazed self-worshiping ego manics or Lady Gaga a she-male tramp bent on having audio sex with the entire population of the United States? NO!
Show us the same respect!
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
03-09-2011, 12:11 AM
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Where you born in a Bangkok gutter?
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Yes, actually. You see, my mother was an underaged Thai whore. I assure you, she serviced many Baptist ministers.
Also, isn't Bieber a born-again nut, too?
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03-09-2011, 12:18 AM
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Yes, actually. You see, my mother was an underaged Thai whore. I assure you, she serviced many Baptist ministers.
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That explains why you would insult your hosts again, gutter monster!
Sir and/or Madam, you shouldn't have bothered to pick out an avatar, at the rate you're going you won't be here long.
Try to rise above your station and act as a gentleman or lady or whatever you are. One should always be polite with their host, even if they disagree strongly. It's common courtesy, scut!
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Also, isn't Bieber a born-again nut, too?
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There are many "born-again nuts" that aren't going to make it to Heaven because they don't follow the teachings of GOD has clearly presented for us in the 1611 King James Bible.
Landover Baptists follow the entire Bible, not just our favorite parts that make us feel warm and fuzzy inside.
If you can't respect that, perhaps you should return to your regular fare. I want you to be happy for this short time you have on Earth before spending the rest of eternity burning and gnashing your teeth.
The vine is dried up, and the fig tree languisheth; the pomegranate tree, the palm tree also, and the apple tree, even all the trees of the field, are withered: because joy is withered away from the sons of men.~Joel 1:12
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03-11-2011, 02:56 AM
I'm lucky Arceus is not a cult.
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03-14-2011, 10:26 AM
In my opinion, the Chruch of Scientology is the worlds worst religion. It was started just for financial gain.
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03-14-2011, 12:46 PM
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In my opinion, the Chruch of Scientology is the worlds worst religion. It was started just for financial gain.
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YEs. But yours were start for same reason żno? I readed this and was surprised because the first i thinked was it was something to do of motorhomes but it was more robbings and stuffs like this, żno?
I think you are a teapot that calls black to the stewpot sir.
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03-15-2011, 09:09 PM
All religions are false, this "God" of yours are brainwashing more people than "Satan" does. You people do really need help, religions were made because idiots like you thought some idiot up in heaven could give you answers to everything. You think God is superior and kind? Please explain why people are dying as we speak, why doesn't this "God" of yours save them? This "God" causes more bad than good. Hate me as much as you want, we all know my statements are correct. Please get a grip and free yourselves from this brainwashing and live a totally normal life. Extremists like you is the biggest scum on earth.
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03-16-2011, 09:05 AM
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All religions are false, this "God" of yours are brainwashing more people than "Satan" does. You people do really need help, religions were made because idiots like you thought some idiot up in heaven could give you answers to everything. You think God is superior and kind? Please explain why people are dying as we speak, why doesn't this "God" of yours save them? This "God" causes more bad than good. Hate me as much as you want, we all know my statements are correct. Please get a grip and free yourselves from this brainwashing and live a totally normal life. Extremists like you is the biggest scum on earth.
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You'll burn in Hell forever for that, LIAR! You are an abomination, GOD will not listen to your pleas for mercy.
The vine is dried up, and the fig tree languisheth; the pomegranate tree, the palm tree also, and the apple tree, even all the trees of the field, are withered: because joy is withered away from the sons of men.~Joel 1:12
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03-16-2011, 11:13 AM
Satanist, like the horrible swedish people!
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03-16-2011, 12:10 PM
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You think God is superior and kind? Please explain why people are dying as we speak.......
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Firstly, it is a fact that we all die. The reason for that is because Eve disobeyed God.
Hebrews 9:27
People who die through disease, famine, nuclear explosion, cannibalism, drugs, rape etc. do so because they have rejected God's Perfect Love and His plan for salvation: naturally He kills them, usually painfully.
Hebrews 10:31
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03-25-2011, 07:19 AM
I think atheists are the worst. They have no sets of value to practice but their own perceived values.
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03-25-2011, 11:12 PM
I put wiccans, but there were others i also wanted to choose.
For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life. (john 3:16) (If this isnt the correct version of this bible verse let me know!)
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03-29-2011, 10:46 AM
Maybe Moomin-Eskimos are the most disguisting of the lot but to be on the safe side it clearly is best to Kill Them All. Genesis 19:25
"I know this is painful for the ladies to hear, but if you get married, you have accepted the headship of a man, your husband. Christ is the head of the household and the husband is the head of the wife, and that's the way it is, period." –Pat Robertson
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03-31-2011, 06:58 AM
I'm with You Jack. We should first try to teach them the True Christian way and if they don't accept, we should kill'em all. Killing does not save them from eternal flames of HELL, but at least they cannot then reproduce and drag new soul to HELL with them.
Deuteronomy 13:5 - And that prophet, or that dreamer of dreams, shall be put to death; because he hath spoken to turn [you] away from the LORD your God, which brought you out of the land of Egypt, and redeemed you out of the house of bondage, to thrust thee out of the way which the LORD thy God commanded thee to walk in. So shalt thou put the evil away from the midst of thee.
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03-31-2011, 07:35 AM
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Firstly, it is a fact that we all die. The reason for that is because Eve disobeyed God.
Hebrews 9:27
People who die through disease, famine, nuclear explosion, cannibalism, drugs, rape etc. do so because they have rejected God's Perfect Love and His plan for salvation: naturally He kills them, usually painfully.
Hebrews 10:31
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^ So do you think that as if I would some day somehow meet you and kill you painfully then it would be God's work, therefor me being the God? right? Or would it be God acting trough me? Would everyone else just go on with their lives since you "rejected God's Perfect Love and His plan for salvation"? No one should say anything for my righteous act neither cause it would be God's will. Nice this might be the best false Religion
Can you be totally sure you are and will be protected by God?
You don't find God from some James King book, maybe the word God. You see God has not written books, I've never seen Him writing stuff.
Have you?
Please if you think I am wrong then prove it. And yes this is brainwash.
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