[Ofc. Don W. Richards]

TUESDAY, MARCH 2, 2010

Was on patrol this afternoon when I spied that all too familiar white Sunfire. It was that hellion, Shane.

I decided that today would be the day, I finally get to write that little creep a ticket. There really was nothing else going on so I followed him.

I followed him all the way back to Angel's Pizza. He rolled into the lot, and parked in front of the store. I was about to give up hope of ever writing him a big fat ticket, when suddenly I saw my window of opportunity open right before my eyes!

The left-hand tires of his car were about two inches onto the yellow parking line! He had improperly parked his vehicle!

I nearly fell out of my cruiser. I ran over to him as fast as I could and immediately he knew he was busted.

"Do you know what you just did wrong there, kid?" I asked.

His smart mouth reply: "Could literally be anything."

"Your vehicle is improperly parked."

He stared blankly at his car for a moment.

"How?" He asked.

I pointed to his left-hand tires.

I was smiling from ear to ear as I wrote out his ticket. In the meantime, I had to listen to him make excuses.

His excuse was that he always crowded the left-hand side of his parking space so he would leave the drivers parking on his right side plenty of room to open their doors and get in and out of the car with their pizzas.

I was not impressed by this excuse at all. His style of parking is dangerous and shows a complete lack of respect for authority.

I handed him his $142 fine, and informed him that I would be keeping a close eye on him. He complained that if he receives three tickets that are within six months of each other, he will lose his job.

I was very grateful for the information. My work is now cut out for me.

[Cranky Old Man]

Originally Posted by Ofc. Don W. Richards

a complete lack of respect for authority

Indeed. Why did you not just shoot the punk?

[SUV]

Originally Posted by Ofc. Don W. Richards

"I am placing you under arrest for attempting to solicit sex from a minor."

Bless You, Ofc. Richards. Instead of soliciting mere Children, these preverts need to pick on Mature Ladies instead.

Same goes for this "Shane," whose Pizza-delivery route is obviously just a 'cover' for his loathsome pedophilia. He is seldom interested in doing more than a quick Delivery to slightly older Ladies, at least myself, and then running as though Mr Burns has unleashed the Hounds of Hell behind him

I would like to give them both a piece. Of my mind.

[Free Market Fred]

Originally Posted by Ofc. Don W. Richards

TUESDAY, MARCH 2, 2010

Was on patrol this afternoon when I spied that all too familiar white Sunfire. It was that hellion, Shane...

...I handed him his $142 fine, and informed him that I would be keeping a close eye on him. He complained that if he receives three tickets that are within six months of each other, he will lose his job.

I was very grateful for the information. My work is now cut out for me.

In my opinion, Officer Don, you're doing Shane's employer a favor if you get the punk fired from his job. The US federal wage was raised to $7.25 PER HOUR on January 1, 2010, and now Obamarama is talking about raising it again. That's outrageous! You can get an illegal beaner to work for $7 PER DAY. Best of all, some of them beaners got cute younger sisters or daughters who will perform "extra services" if you threaten to call the Immigration people. Try that with an American chick and you're facing at least a $1 million sexual harassment lawsuit.


"No green card, honey? Play along, or I'll call Immigration"

Really, there's no reason at all why US citizens should be doing these low-level manual jobs. God created Mexicans, Chinks and Filipinos for a reason. Just like the rainforest and even the Earth's atmosphere, it's there for the USA to use up as fast as possible. The Lord is only interested in quarterly results, not all these faggoty "human rights" and environwacko global warming hoax that the liberals keep raving about. On Judgement Day, God will be looking at the average share price of your stock portfolio, and it had better be good.

[James Hutchins]

I'd like to add that when I was in Home Depot two weeks ago, I saw her with a shopping cart full of metal halide lamps, these things were huge! She also had a 'power meter test jumper' whatever that is.

[Ofc. Don W. Richards]

FRIDAY, APRIL 9, 2010

It's been a long time since I saw this much excitement around here! I couldn't wait to tell you all about it.

I had barely been in my cruiser for ten minutes when dispatch radioed in about an armed robbery taking place at the PumpNRun gas station in the southeast quadrant. (You know, the place where no True Christians ever want to go because of all the blacks and Mexicans.)

Well, I was already in the general area, so I took the call.

I arrived at PumpNRun within about five minutes, thanks to the new traffic light controller that our squad cars have now been equipped with.

The lot was mostly empty except for a couple of cars that are typical of your ghetto types.

I sprang from my cruiser with weapon drawn, expecting the worst.

When I burst through the front door, I couldn't believe my eyes, but immediately knew what had taken place.

It was obvious that the black male robber had grabbed the white male cash register attendant by the collar of the shirt, pulled him across the counter and took his spot behind the register and then gave the gun to the white male victim, forcing him to hold it so he would look like the bad guy while the black male played innocent.

I leaped across the counter and tackled the black man at the register, and immediately slapped the cuffs on him. He started screaming at me, asking if I was crazy. This upset me and I had to put my knee in the back of his neck until he calmed down.

I escorted him to the back of my cruiser and then returned into the store where the white male victim was still holding the gun, frozen in terror I am sure.

He looked at me with wide eyes and said nothing, but I could tell he was thankful an Officer of the Law had arrived.

I explained that this wasn't the first time I had seen a wily black person try to make the white victim look guilty. The man visibly relaxed and said that all he wanted was the password to the cash register that the black robber had quickly changed it to so he could continue his business for the day.

I happily complied by grilling the apparently skilled but not too bright robber in the back of my cruiser for the new password he had quickly set on the register.

He tried to convince me that HE was the register clerk and the white guy was the robber, but black folk have been blaming whites for their victimization since the Civil War and I didn't buy it. I tazered the code out of him and gave it to the flustered employee inside who was grateful to get back to work and make sure all the money was still in the register.

I tipped my hat to him and hauled the crook back to the station. I was so thrilled from the morning's events I'm taking the rest of the day off!

[Johny Joe Hold]

Originally Posted by Ofc. Don W. Richards

FRIDAY, APRIL 9, 2010

He tried to convince me that HE was the register clerk and the white guy was the robber, but black folk have been blaming whites for their victimization since the Civil War and I didn't buy it. I tazered the code out of him and gave it to the flustered employee inside who was grateful to get back to work and make sure all the money was still in the register.

I tipped my hat to him and hauled the crook back to the station. I was so thrilled from the morning's events I'm taking the rest of the day off!

Officer Richards, you are indeed brave and worthy in your service to the citizens of Freehold. I thank God that you were not injured.

I encourage you to pick up the Freehold Employee of the Month form at the Human Resources office and relate this incident in the space on Page 2.
JJH

[Free Market Fred]

Originally Posted by Ofc. Don W. Richards

He tried to convince me that HE was the register clerk and the white guy was the robber, but black folk have been blaming whites for their victimization since the Civil War and I didn't buy it. I tazered the code out of him and gave it to the flustered employee inside who was grateful to get back to work and make sure all the money was still in the register.

It's one of history's great tragedies that the wrong side won in The War of Northern Aggression, which liberals mockingly call "the Civil War." Had the heroic southern plantation owners prevailed, we wouldn't have these problems - Negroes would be busy working the fields, and wouldn't even be allowed in convenience stores except maybe to scrub the floors. Slavery brought prosperity to all nations that adopted this sensible free-market solution to ridiculous wage demands by communist labor unions. Do you realize that US federal minimum wage laws now require us employers to pay $7.25 per hour?! Thank the Lord that we can import illegal aliens who will work for $1 per hour plus one bean burrito a day - otherwise, we'd be forced to scale back CEO bonuses, which would destroy our great nation!

Fortunately, southern Republicans are not easily bamboozled by all this leftist propaganda claiming that slavery is immoral. Just this week, Virginia's Godly Republican Governor Bob McDonnell boldly declared Confederate History Month. Needless to say, Obama-worshiping Marxists were outraged. What these commies don't understand is that slavery creates jobs. Did you know that the plantation owners employed Negroes to tie their shoes? They even had young Negro girls to lie on the floor to be used as foot rests while they sat in their easy chairs smoking a cigar. But nowadays, these jobs are gone, and you've got Negroes out on the street snorting crack as a result.

But back to original story - thanks to you, Officer Don, that uppity darkie will be cooling his heels in one of our privatized prisons, where he can learn new skills like making license plates, thus becoming a productive member of society. It is thanks to upstanding officers of the law such as yourself that Negroes and corporate profits can be rescued from the abyss of socialism.


Negro University: Teaching new skills

Officer Don, you are just the sort of police officer we need more of. I'm sure that you must have been home-schooled, which is how you learned the social skills that have made you such a beloved officer of the law. In fact, if you don't mind doing me a favor, I'd appreciate it if you could come up with a list of officers in Freehold with similar attitudes - we are going to need more enforcers to break heads keep order during the upcoming G8 conference. I know that I can count on you to send at least a few of those hippie protesters to the emergency room with a concussion. As that great humanitarian Stalin once said, "you can't make an omelet without breaking a few eggs."


Making omelets

[Nathan B. Forrest]

Good job Officer!!! It's people like you that keep us all safe from them darn mexicans and other -cans!!

[Cranky Old Man]

Originally Posted by Ofc. Don W. Richards

I was so thrilled from the morning's events I'm taking the rest of the day off!

A well deserved rest for keeping our great city safe!

[Ofc. Don W. Richards]

TUESDAY, APRIL 13, 2010

Spring is both a blessing and a curse to the FPD. On the one hand, it makes going out on patrol a lot nicer when it's warm and sunny. On the other hand, all of the rats come out of their holes when it's warm and sunny. (Or warm and night time.)

This evening I took a swing through the park to make sure everything was in order.

Now I have been saying for years that society has gotten worse and worse off, and tonight I saw even more evidence to support my claim.

I was almost out of the park when, in my rear view mirror, I witnessed what was most certainly a rape about to take place.

A Godly Christian white girl was running for all she was worth from a savage colored boy, who was chasing her around the sand pits. I turned on my lights and sirens, skidded to a halt and slammed the cruiser into reverse.

Somehow a trash can, a barbecue grill, a planter and speed limit sign got in my way, but I did not let these badly placed items deter to pursuit.

I jumped out of my cruiser and drew my tazer. I ordered the colored boy to place his hands on the back of his head and get down on the ground. Both he and the lily white Christian girl stopped and looked at me with wide eyes. His were comically big and white.

"DO IT NOW!" I screamed. He started to cry and it was obvious that he was not going to comply so I was forced to taze him. This gave him the motivation he needed to listen to the voice of reason and assume the position on the ground.

I placed the handcuffs on him immediately, and checked to make sure the winded and red-faced lily white Christian girl was okay. She started to cry too, I know it must have been very traumatic to come face to face with a colored savage like that.

Just then, I noticed a big black mama running my way. She was screaming something about her "baby boy." I detained her and she gave me some story about how "lil' Sam and Bessy-Sue were best friends" and how they were just seven year olds playing tag.

Well, if he wasn't trying to rape her, how come the little girl's dress was dirty?

At that moment, the little girl's mother also appeared, and informed me that the two children were indeed friends who were playing tag. I still wasn't entirely convinced, but I had the word of a lily white Christian mother. So I uncuffed the boy and let him go free.

Though I did take some time to talk to the mothers about how it is generally a bad idea to let children of opposite race, gender, or religion play with each other.

Over and out.

[Isaac the Joo]

Originally Posted by Ofc. Don W. Richards

TUESDAY, APRIL 13, 2010

Spring is both a blessing and a curse to the FPD. On the one hand, it makes going out on patrol a lot nicer when it's warm and sunny. On the other hand, all of the rats come out of their holes when it's warm and sunny. (Or warm and night time.)

This evening I took a swing through the park to make sure everything was in order.

Now I have been saying for years that society has gotten worse and worse off, and tonight I saw even more evidence to support my claim.

I was almost out of the park when, in my rear view mirror, I witnessed what was most certainly a rape about to take place.

A Godly Christian white girl was running for all she was worth from a savage colored boy, who was chasing her around the sand pits. I turned on my lights and sirens, skidded to a halt and slammed the cruiser into reverse.

Somehow a trash can, a barbecue grill, a planter and speed limit sign got in my way, but I did not let these badly placed items deter to pursuit.

I jumped out of my cruiser and drew my tazer. I ordered the colored boy to place his hands on the back of his head and get down on the ground. Both he and the lily white Christian girl stopped and looked at me with wide eyes. His were comically big and white.

"DO IT NOW!" I screamed. He started to cry and it was obvious that he was not going to comply so I was forced to taze him. This gave him the motivation he needed to listen to the voice of reason and assume the position on the ground.

I placed the handcuffs on him immediately, and checked to make sure the winded and red-faced lily white Christian girl was okay. She started to cry too, I know it must have been very traumatic to come face to face with a colored savage like that.

Just then, I noticed a big black mama running my way. She was screaming something about her "baby boy." I detained her and she gave me some story about how "lil' Sam and Bessy-Sue were best friends" and how they were just seven year olds playing tag.

Well, if he wasn't trying to rape her, how come the little girl's dress was dirty?

At that moment, the little girl's mother also appeared, and informed me that the two children were indeed friends who were playing tag. I still wasn't entirely convinced, but I had the word of a lily white Christian mother. So I uncuffed the boy and let him go free.

Though I did take some time to talk to the mothers about how it is generally a bad idea to let children of opposite race, gender, or religion play with each other.

Over and out.

A very gallant job, Officer Richards. It is a pity the white mother saw fit to step in and help the little coloured boy. People should learn that they do not have to be scared of being accused of discrimination in this modern world, and stand up for their rights in the face of oppression.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

BRAVO and well done Officer Richards.

I have no doubt you just prevented another pre-teen pregnancy and saved the over burdened tax payers from one more future welfare recipient!

SHOUT GLORY!

[Johny Joe Hold]

Another good piece of work, Officier. We live in a dangerous society and one can never be too careful.
JJH

[Alfred King]

Originally Posted by Ofc. Don W. Richards

children of opposite race

How could that ever be an issue?

[Cranky Old Man]

Originally Posted by Alfred King

How could that ever be an issue?

Why did you not leave town yet?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Alfred King

How could that ever be an issue?

Your people are the ones filling America's prisons.

Think about it, boy.

[SUV]

Originally Posted by Ofc. Don W. Richards

the colored boy

It was that monster SHANE, all stooped over and in "blackface." I Know® it must have been him!

Yams in Cream,

SUV

[Ofc. Don W. Richards]

Originally Posted by SUV

It was that monster SHANE, all stooped over and in "blackface." I Know® it must have been him!

Yams in Cream,

SUV

You know I hadn't thought of that until just now. I should've asked for an ID.

I am going to be keeping a lot closer eye on Shane than ever before, I hadn't taken into consideration that he was a sex pervert child molester. I wonder if he's Catholic?

[Free Market Fred]

A white woman allowing her young daughter to play with a darkie - well, we shouldn't be surprised. Liberals have been advocating for years that the races should be mixed. It all started with freeing the slaves, then school busing, allowing mixed marriages - and we've got Obama as the result.

Of course, True Christians home-school their kids, which helps to avoid contact with the darker races (not to mention learning blasphemy like socialism and the global warming hoax). But if you really want to prevent your children from getting dangerous ideas, you need to take stronger action.

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