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Default Re: A Christian needs our help. - 01-31-2010, 07:55 AM
So, how long until we can have a Mount W, a Mount George, a Mount Bush, a Mount GWB, and a Mount Decider?

Does he have to be dead first? That just seems unfair. Think about how excited he would get if they named four or five mountains after him!

And he could use some good news too, after this whole mess with Obama, and now with George Sr. spending all that time with Clinton on that ridiculous Haiti thing, I bet President W could use a little cheering up.



EDIT: Maybe we could have a Mount Mission Accomplished! George W. wouldn't have to be dead for that, would he?



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Default Re: A Christian needs our help. - 01-31-2010, 08:11 AM
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EDIT: Maybe we could have a Mount Mission Accomplished! George W. wouldn't have to be dead for that, would he?
Praise, Brother Portway! I'm sure many Americans would appreciate a Mount Patriot Act also.

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Default Re: A Christian needs our help. - 01-31-2010, 08:44 AM
Does Mount Nixon already exist?

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Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
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Default Re: A Christian needs our help. - 01-31-2010, 06:06 PM
Although if the name suggested was Mount Obama,I would prefer Diablo. Substituting one Diablo for another would not make sense.
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Default Re: A Christian needs our help. - 02-25-2010, 03:39 AM
Well, Contra Costa county decided to spit in Gods face AGAIN!!!

Contra Costa County officials oppose renaming Mt. Diablo after Reagan

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Contra Costa County officials are drafting a letter to the U.S. Board on Geographic Names opposing efforts to change the name of Mt. Diablo, the beloved landmark that rises above the East Bay.

The county Board of Supervisors voted unanimously Tuesday against two requests to rename the 3,849-foot peak, in part because of a groundswell of local opposition.

Arthur Mijares, a devout Christian, had filed paperwork with the federal board to change Mt. Diablo to Mt. Reagan, arguing that the current name -- diablo is Spanish for "devil" – is profane and offensive to Christians.
Once again, the voice of a right-thinking Christian has been ignored by the secularist/atheist politicians! They would rather cow-tow to Satan worshippers than honor a Godly man like President Ronald "Dutch" Reagan! It's no wonder California is in such financial trouble. I bet it is God punishing them for their heathen ways!



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Default Re: A Christian needs our help. - 02-25-2010, 05:39 AM
they should change the rocky mountains to the hallelujah mountains in praise of Jesus
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