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2008: International year of sanitation -
03-20-2008, 02:15 PM
Here's the next fad in international eco-holidays:
This is apparently the year of sanitation, and there sure is a lot of cleaning up to do. When Jesus returns, these tree huggers are going to wish they hadn't tried to remove the dirt from the mud. He'll come and clean EVERYTHING up. (I didn't think it was until 2012, though.)
Does anyone have any special plans for world water day? I'm going to water my lawn and buy some water futures; I hear the cost of water is going to continue to rise.
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Re: 2008: International year of sanitation -
03-20-2008, 02:21 PM
Child labor might be the new solution for the lack of potable water in third world countries:
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Re: 2008: International year of sanitation -
03-20-2008, 07:01 PM
Playpumps cost about $5000 each (excluding transport to the site) and these are designed for jig-boos who can’t afford the gas for diesel pumps… seems like a winning idea. Nevertheless, a load of piccaninnies doing the pumping isn’t a bad idea – we could use this idea on the Landover Golf Course as long as the pump area is fenced off and behind a cordon of trees. The idea is that we'd call it a Vibrant Multicultural Play area and diversity zone. You charge $10 a time for the piccaninnies to come in and they can go home after a 10 hour day. It'll keep 'em off the streets.
The trouble in Africa is that if drought and disease don’t keep the population down to manageable levels, within 2 generations (24years) the place will be knee deep in them. Then there’ll not be enough food and we’ll be bailing them out again. Crime rates will rise, all watermelons will disappear and there will be a pie desert rather than dessert.
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Re: 2008: International year of sanitation -
03-20-2008, 08:40 PM
I thought it was the Year of the Rat.......?
Oh, well, what do the Chinese know anyway - they don't even know JESUS.
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Re: 2008: International year of sanitation -
03-20-2008, 11:24 PM
I believe this has been tried before under President Wilson's communistic "one-world government" scheme.
Apparently jigaboos simply cannot be taught to use an outhouse properly. They defecate where they stand more often than not, and then try and drink what little water they can find in the hole under the crapper. Not to mention the reality that they've never seen toilet paper in their lives.
It took generations to train our imported nigras to wipe. Taking on the entire dark continent is a waste of time and money in my opinion.
First they have to learn to accept Christ.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: 2008: International year of sanitation -
12-31-2008, 06:09 PM
I don't think the campaign worked, because the world is as ugly as ever. I still see beaners leaving their trash everywhere for someone else to clean up.
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Re: 2008: International year of sanitation -
12-31-2008, 06:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Nobar King
I don't think the campaign worked, because the world is as ugly as ever. I still see beaners leaving their trash everywhere for someone else to clean up.
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Brother Nobar, is it really appropriate to refer to their children in such a derogatory manner?
Come to think of it, they're probably Mary-worshippers and hence Unsaved, so I guess it is. Never mind!
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Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
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Re: 2008: International year of sanitation -
12-31-2008, 06:32 PM
I didn't mean it that way. I was referring to dirty diapers and corn-chips bags and empty beer cans they leave strewn about.
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