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Cool Re: Ladies, don't let the Jane Crow Laws stop you from voting - 09-24-2016, 06:45 PM

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Lovely Sister Basilissa summed it up quite well! Go read your KJV Bible, Gordon, and notice that God has intended women to be helpmeets. Therefore, we are not in charge, we are not equal. We HELP men do their jobs, because God created them first and gave MEN dominion over the earth, not women because God knew we women would muck it up and so told us to obey our husbands and have children instead. I hope this helps! Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson
You've got to be kidding, right? While it's true that you ladies are here to help us out (if you know what I mean), there is no reason for you to live in the 17th century. ALL of you have legal rights to do what you want and be who you want to be. No man has the right to lay a hand on you (and I'll be happy to represent you in court if you want to send the bastard to jail). No one can make you sit home and cook and clean if that's not your choice. As a Jew, I can tell you this:

The position of women is not nearly as lowly as many people think; in fact, the position of women in halakhah (Jewish Law) that dates back to the biblical period is in many ways better than the position of women under American civil law as recently as a century ago. Many of the important feminist leaders of the 20th century (Gloria Steinem, for example, and Betty Friedan) are Jewish women, and some commentators have suggested that this is no coincidence: the respect accorded to women in Jewish tradition was a part of their ethnic culture.

In traditional Judaism, women are for the most part seen as separate but equal. Women's obligations and responsibilities are different from men's, but no less important (in fact, in some ways, women's responsibilities are considered more important, as we shall see).



The equality of men and women begins at the highest possible level: G-d. In Judaism, unlike traditional Christianity, G-d has never been viewed as exclusively male or masculine. Judaism has always maintained that G-d has both masculine and feminine qualities. As one Chasidic rabbi explained it to me, G-d has no body, no genitalia, therefore the very idea that G-d is male or female is patently absurd. We refer to G-d using masculine terms simply for convenience's sake, because Hebrew has no neutral gender; G-d is no more male than a table is.



Both man and woman were created in the image of G-d. According to most Jewish scholars, "man" was created in Gen. 1:27 with dual gender, and was later separated into male and female.



According to traditional Judaism, women are endowed with a greater degree of "binah" (intuition, understanding, intelligence) than men.



The rabbis inferred this from the fact that woman was "built" (Gen. 2:22) rather than "formed" (Gen. 2:7), and the Hebrew root of "build" has the same consonants as the word "binah." It has been said that the matriarchs (Sarah, Rebecca, Rachel and Leah) were superior to the patriarchs (Abraham, Isaac and Jacob) in prophecy. Women did not participate in the idolatry regarding the Golden Calf. See Rosh Chodesh below. Some traditional sources suggest that women are closer to G-d's ideal than men.



Women have held positions of respect in Judaism since biblical times. Miriam is considered one of the liberators of the Children of Israel, along with her brothers Moses and Aaron. One of the Judges (Deborah) was a woman. Seven of the 55 prophets of the Bible were women (they are included in the list of biblical prophets).
The Ten Commandments require respect for both mother and father. Note that the father comes first in Ex. 20:12, but the mother comes first in Lev. 19:3, and many traditional sources point out that this reversal is intended to show that both parents are equally entitled to honor and reverence.



There were many learned women of note. The Talmud and later rabbinical writings speak of the wisdom of Berurya, the wife of Rabbi Meir. In several instances, her opinions on halakhah (Jewish Law) were accepted over those of her male contemporaries. In the ketubah (marriage contract) of Rabbi Akiba's son, the wife is obligated to teach the husband Torah! Many rabbis over the centuries have been known to consult their wives on matters of Jewish law relating to the woman's role, such as laws of kashrut and women's cycles. The wife of a rabbi is referred to as a rebbetzin, practically a title of her own, which should give some idea of her significance in Jewish life.



Sorry to be so verbose, but Jesus Christ, ladies, get out of that apron and take up the mantle G_d intends for you. A strong independent woman is hot in the eyes of most of us guys! Use that sexy body AND that intelligent mind and get out from under the bondage of these ancient cretins who are holding you hostage.



I know at least ONE of you will read this and say, Hey - I'm going to try that! Let me know, ok? I do divorce law too. You'll get the house, the kids (if you want) and a nice check every month. My services will be FREE for the first ten Landover Baptist women who want to be who they were meant to be in this world. After that first ten, we'll talk about reasonable costs.



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Default Re: Ladies, don't let the Jane Crow Laws stop you from voting - 09-24-2016, 07:07 PM

Oy and Vey. This is bupkes. To think, such a learned man but he can't do math?

If there were 55 judges and only seven of them were female, than that means that 48 of the judges were male. This means that females are worth roughly 7 % as much as males. This is even obvious when it comes to animal husbandry. One billy goat can easily produce seven kids, but a nanny can only birth one kid at a time.


This is all so simple that even some dumb goy like me can figure it out. You need to take this mishigas elsewhere.


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Cool Re: Ladies, don't let the Jane Crow Laws stop you from voting - 09-24-2016, 07:25 PM

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Oy and Vey. This is bupkes. To think, such a learned man but he can't do math?

If there were 55 judges and only seven of them were female, than that means that 48 of the judges were male. This means that females are worth roughly 7 % as much as males. This is even obvious when it comes to animal husbandry. One billy goat can easily produce seven kids, but a nanny can only birth one kid at a time.


This is all so simple that even some dumb goy like me can figure it out. You need to take this mishigas elsewhere.


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Nice try, but your logic is weak and your use of language needs work. Need some help getting out from under that man of yours? Get in touch, sweetheart. Remember - the first ten of you get free service and those spots are going to go fast.

Oh, and perhaps if you used proper grammar, you'd find your closing a bit easier. For example,

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Nice try, but your logic is weak and your use of language needs work.
Nice try, indeed. I don't use logic; I use the Bible.


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Need some help getting out from under that man of yours? Get in touch, sweetheart. Remember - the first ten of you get free service and those spots are going to go fast.

My former husband wasn't a True Believer who followed the Whole Word of God. He's not my husband anymore by the authority of the state of New Jersey. And even though he remarried-- in direct opposition to the Bible (since I did NOT commit adultery)-- I will remain technically married and celibate because I OBEY the whole Bible.

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Oh, and perhaps if you used proper grammar, you'd find your closing a bit easier. For example,

Yours with gentility,
Mike Hez Esq.


When you sport a Grammar Nazi medal, I'll take your advice on the subject. And if I wanted to live an easy life, I would have stayed with my husband and practiced his form of soft-serve Christianity.


Instead, I stand up for the truth of the Bible as a socially and financially marginalized female with no future hope for any kind of human physical affection whatsoever.


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Should she have used "Gentilely yours"?
I like your style, man. If you're ever in NY, let's hang out. I spent some time reading a few of your past posts and it looks like there is at least one rational individual in this group. Hang tough.

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I like your style, man. If you're ever in NY, let's hang out. I spent some time reading a few of your past posts and it looks like there is at least one rational individual in this group. Hang tough.

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Sir, if you can find biblical proof that Jesus tells wives to have dominion of their husbands instead of the natural order of things, and that it is approved by a Christian male as true, than maybe we can talk. Until then, repent and find Jesus!

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Sir, if you can find biblical proof that Jesus tells wives to have dominion of their husbands instead of the natural order of things, and that it is approved by a Christian male as true, than maybe we can talk. Until then, repent and find Jesus!

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I sorely wish the menfolk would leave the prayer shack to us ladies of the Lord. Of course, if our True Christian brothers have a mind to look in on us from time to time, then I reckon that's fine, but why are the strange non-redeemed wall-pissers here bothering us gentlewomen?


To get back on topic, it is the sacred, solemn duty of every True Christian woman to get out there and cast her ballot the way her father or husband or brother or pastor tells her to. And if a woman has no living husband or father or brother and her Pastor is unavailable for consultation, then her son needs to step up and take on the task.


In some situations an uncle or male cousin will just have to do. And that's because the Lord always provides.


Stand strong with me, my True Christian Sisters! Stand strong and proud and clear-minded and submit!


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