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Default Re: Canadian "election"? Pray for Canada to become a democracy! - 05-04-2011, 08:03 PM

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He is for equality which I always assumed was a good thing!
There you go assuming. Instead of assuming, why not read the Bible and see if God is for equality? Scripture > Assuming


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Default Re: Canadian "election"? Pray for Canada to become a democracy! - 05-13-2011, 10:54 AM

There seems to be a great deal of misunderstanding about Canada's government. Canada is NOT a democracy, it is a Monarchy. That's right; they still have some silly sovereign ruling over them – in this case it is a "Queen", that is the Queen of England. They are still considered a "Commonwealth" of the British Empire – and of course everyone knows that "commonwealth" means socialism. Presumably they are also all members of the Church of England, but there has been so much sin and debauchery in Canada over the last century it would be a surprise if any of them knew what a God was.

One particularly troublesome political group in Canada is the Québécois (known by various names as the Parti Québécois, or Bloc Québécois). These are really French people that just don't like being in Canada. It's not clear how they got there in the first place. Some speculate that they came across a "land bridge" during the last ice age, and with all the global warming since the last ice age it's unlikely that land bridge is going to return any time soon. They also don't seem to want to go back to France by any other conventional means.

The French Canadians posed the same problems that our own injuns did – they just couldn't get along with ordinary people (the French of course being predominantly cathylicks). They had to be rounded up and placed on their own reservations – in the case of Canada they set aside an entire province for them and now they want their own country.

These things never seem to work out very well. Take the case of India where the mooselimbs kept blowing up the hindaloo temples, so the hindaloos would then blow up the mooselimb mosques – then they all started killing each other. The "solution" was to give the mooselimbs their own country – they called it Pakistan. Well, everyone knows what happened then. Now each country has nuclear arms aimed at each other and they are still fighting each other.


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Default Re: Canadian "election"? Pray for Canada to become a democracy! - 05-19-2011, 11:02 PM

Amen Brother!

The Quebecois should be a warning to the US, this is what happens when you give minorities rights because you feel sorry for them. I pray that the government learns from Canada's mistake and squashes all them spicks before it's too late.


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Default Re: Canadian "election"? Pray for Canada to become a democracy! - 05-20-2011, 07:03 PM

I just want to clear a few things up

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Also, if you keep reading down the list they have a "Pirate Party"....is this the work of that noodle head Jo Freddy???

I feel dirty knowing we share a border.
The Pirate Party, is a joke, anyone is allowed to have a party as long as you apply, no one says "no you cant run" So you get some people who just do it cause they felt like being stupid.

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Here's some result. I’ve no idea what they mean. Someone might. Apparently Rhinoceroses can vote in Canada
The Rhino Party is pretty much the same thing if you ever read their political platform, it is a joke. A people vote for them cause they hate the other parties Here is their theory on energy

"Energy: Building one nuclear power plant per household, including monthly distributions of lead underwear to Canadians. Indoor lighting would then be provided by radioactive citizens."


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Sadly yes! However the positive outcome is that the NDP's are the officiating party. One day I hope to see the CONServatives and the LIEbrials out and the NDP running the country!
The NDP are socialists, they favour high taxes, more spending, pro gay rmarriage, pro abortion

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There seems to be a great deal of misunderstanding about Canada's government. Canada is NOT a democracy, it is a Monarchy. That's right; they still have some silly sovereign ruling over them – in this case it is a "Queen", that is the Queen of England.

One particularly troublesome political group in Canada is the Québécois (known by various names as the Parti Québécois, or Bloc Québécois). These are really French people that just don't like being in Canada. It's not clear how they got there in the first place. Some speculate that they came across a "land bridge" during the last ice age, and with all the global warming since the last ice age it's unlikely that land bridge is going to return any time soon. They also don't seem to want to go back to France by any other conventional means.
The Queen doesnt do anything in policies of Canada. It is just a ceremonial position.

And about the Bloc, no one outside Quebec likes them, we let them exist because it makes Quebecers shut up and stop complaining about some things. And with their failure in the last election it won't be long before them are completely gone.

People in France don't want them either, the "french" they speak in Quebec is like an American trying to talk to a Mexican who know about 10 American words.
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The Pirate Party, is a joke, anyone is allowed to have a party as long as you apply, no one says "no you cant run" So you get some people who just do it cause they felt like being stupid.
So Canadian politics is just one big joke?

Makes sense.
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Default Re: Canadian "election"? Pray for Canada to become a democracy! - 05-20-2011, 09:34 PM

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So Canadian politics is just one big joke?

Makes sense.
It's not a joke, but there are people out there who want to mess with it, that's what happens in democracy, anyone is allowed to run, thats what the Rhino party did.

By the way the US has a Pirate Party too

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It's not a joke, but there are people out there who want to mess with it, that's what happens in democracy, anyone is allowed to run, thats what the Rhino party did.

By the way the US has a Pirate Party too

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_Pirate_Party
Yes, but it is only officially recognized in Massachusetts, and the politics there are almost as much of a depraved joke as Canada
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Default Re: Canadian "election"? Pray for Canada to become a democracy! - 05-21-2011, 07:53 PM

I haven't read all of this post...But, you know the United States isn't a democracy, right?

Sometimes I can't tell if you people are being serious or not.
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Default Re: Canadian "election"? Pray for Canada to become a democracy! - 05-21-2011, 08:03 PM

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Here you go again, arguing with the True Christians. You have no fact nor scripture to back up your claims, just the unfounded faith in a sinful man that you cling to so desperately while you revel in the marijuana that you have injected into your deformed birth canal.
OH DAMN I laughed hard at this one.

"Arguing with the true Christians. You have no fact nor scripture to back up your claims..."

Lol, what? Scripture and fact are complete, completely separate things, that cover pretty much anything.

Christians/Catholics/Any religion has no 'facts', but they sure have scripture, so I do believe your "fact" rebuttal should go right out the window, and you should merely state "you have no scripture to back that up."

On that same note...She might have scripture to back it up. She could have written a bunch of malarkey and have a bunch of people believe it, and bam she'll have a scripture proving her claim.

Wait, this sounds familiar...

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What's THIS!!!! They didn't ask him for a Birth Certificate? Do you see a theme here? Obama is a Canadian implant bent of delivering us ALL into the tentacles of socialism!!

Taxing the rich, medicare, even sending their Pride Minister beer. ...he wreaks of their maple syrupy stench.
Again, I can't tell if you're serious...When Bush was in presidency, all my parents were asked was their home phone number, at the time. We didn't have one, we had cell phones. They said "Oh, never mind then. Go on in."--and they voted...Bush must me a Canadian implant bent of delivering us ALL into the tentacles of socialism!!
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OH DAMN I laughed hard at this one.

"Arguing with the true Christians. You have no fact nor scripture to back up your claims..."

Lol, what? Scripture and fact are complete, completely separate things, that cover pretty much anything.

Christians/Catholics/Any religion has no 'facts', but they sure have scripture, so I do believe your "fact" rebuttal should go right out the window, and you should merely state "you have no scripture to back that up."

On that same note...She might have scripture to back it up. She could have written a bunch of malarkey and have a bunch of people believe it, and bam she'll have a scripture proving her claim.

Wait, this sounds familiar...



Again, I can't tell if you're serious...When Bush was in presidency, all my parents were asked was their home phone number, at the time. We didn't have one, we had cell phones. They said "Oh, never mind then. Go on in."--and they voted...Bush must me a Canadian implant bent of delivering us ALL into the tentacles of socialism!!
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Default Re: Canadian "election"? Pray for Canada to become a democracy! - 05-22-2011, 04:21 AM

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First of all he doesnt hate christians and second of all you called canadian government a joke.
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First of all he doesnt hate christians and second of all you called canadian government a joke.
Who is "he"? Why are you named after a toilet for fat people? You mean the Canadian government isn't a joke?
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Default Re: Canadian "election"? Pray for Canada to become a democracy! - 05-22-2011, 12:40 PM

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exactly

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What's "degration"? Are you one of those Frenchies who want to invade the US and infect us with your garlic-eating papist ways and hairy women?





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First of all he doesnt hate christians.
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What's "degration"? Are you one of those Frenchies who want to invade the US and infect us with your garlic-eating papist ways and hairy women?
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Default Re: Canadian "election"? Pray for Canada to become a democracy! - 05-23-2011, 04:42 AM

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Default Re: Canadian "election"? Pray for Canada to become a democracy! - 05-23-2011, 05:14 AM

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My apologies if my grammer is too advanced for you. And NO, I am not one of those Frenchies.
"Degration" is not a word in the English language, I am sorry to say. Did you mean "degradation"? http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/degradation

You also don't seem to know the meaning of the word "grammar". Grammar is "the study of the way the sentences of a language are constructed; morphology and syntax" http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/grammar

The word you probably meant is "vocabulary".

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Default Re: Canadian "election"? Pray for Canada to become a democracy! - 05-29-2011, 07:30 AM

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Friend, why do you hate Christians so much? What have we ever done to you?
Most Christians have not done a thing wrong to me, but some of the ones here are making fun of and insulting my country.

At least the leader of our country was born in our country.
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Default Re: Canadian "election"? Pray for Canada to become a democracy! - 05-30-2011, 03:49 AM

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Most Christians have not done a thing wrong to me, but some of the ones here are making fun of and insulting my country.

At least the leader of our country was born in our country.
Considering I was born in that liebral hell hole and actually kissed by Pierre Trudeau I think I have the right to make as much fun of it as I want to.

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