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Re: Portuguese people, lazy, rude, ugly, drug selling catlics -
01-17-2012, 02:30 PM
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You say so because YOU do not know the bible. Anyway, you are just jealous because we got all the land after you had killed about 90% of the native Americans. Your efforts there really made our job easier, so I have to give you credits there.
Ps. No wonder McDonald's is so popular in Portugal with over 100 restaurants. I mean everyone who has ever tasted dago "food" understands why.
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I have studied the bible when i was young. but then i grew up and opened my eyes. my entire family is catholic and goes to church every sunday. i have been thought since a little kid.
Did you ever taste any portuguese food? or any food from other country? how can you say that with nothing to backup your answer? let me guess, it says so in the "bible"
why don't you give me an answer without insulting me? don't you have enough arguments? please, try to formulate an answer without saying anything bad about other countrys.
PS:. Who told you i'm Portuguese, or even european?
NOw i got an infraction!!! let me think, i said something you disagree!!!! hahahahah idiots....
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Re: Portuguese people, lazy, rude, ugly, drug selling catlics -
01-17-2012, 02:34 PM
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I have studied the bible when i was young. but then i grew up and opened my eyes. my entire family is catholic and goes to church every sunday. i have been thought since a little kid.
Did you ever taste any portuguese food? or any food from other country? how can you say that with nothing to backup your answer? let me guess, it says so in the "bible"
why don't you give me an answer without insulting me? don't you have enough arguments? please, try to formulate an answer without saying anything bad about other countrys.
PS:. Who told you i'm Portuguese, or even european?
NOw i got an infraction!!! let me think, i said something you disagree!!!! hahahahah idiots....
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Friend,
You seem a little angry with God. This is the normal reaction for a lot of people on finding out they are a filthy sinner who is going to burn in Hell.
It is often a shock to find out God hates you but things can be done about that.
1. Praise God. Instead of pretending to be Him and then acting like a crazy retard actually praise Him for creating a way in which you don't actually burn in Hell.
2. Believe in Him. That means you need to find out about Him. And you're not going to do that from a bunch of Catholics. Ask your local priest about Limbo or Purgatory and why Catholics don't believe in them any more even though previous infallible Popes said they were real.
3. Do as He says. Or He will burn you in Hell.
Consider your recent actions. Do they in any way advance your progress towards not burning in Hell forever?
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01-17-2012, 02:35 PM
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Why has it taken up until now for an angry sinner to have the amazing idea of pretending to be God to rebuke us?
Like all great ideas it seems so simple.
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please sir! do not call me angry sinner!!! im a VERY VERY HAPPY SINNER! with all the sex and masturbation and drugs and booze and all
this smiley -> on a god forum =
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Re: Portuguese people, lazy, rude, ugly, drug selling catlics -
01-17-2012, 02:36 PM
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I have studied the bible when i was young. but then i grew up and opened my eyes.
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So you agree that you do not know the bible then. If you think otherwise, please, show where we have been biblically incorrect about God or Jesus in this forum.
Ps. There is no need for being rude as Portugese here.
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01-17-2012, 02:37 PM
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please sir! do not call me angry sinner!!! im a VERY VERY HAPPY SINNER! with all the sex and masturbation and drugs and booze and all
this smiley -> on a god forum =
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Boy, please try to control your emotions. You are simply embarrassing yourself at this point.
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01-17-2012, 02:42 PM
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Friend,
You seem a little angry with God. This is the normal reaction for a lot of people on finding out they are a filthy sinner who is going to burn in Hell.
It is often a shock to find out God hates you but things can be done about that.
1. Praise God. Instead of pretending to be Him and then acting like a crazy retard actually praise Him for creating a way in which you don't actually burn in Hell.
2. Believe in Him. That means you need to find out about Him. And you're not going to do that from a bunch of Catholics. Ask your local priest about Limbo or Purgatory and why Catholics don't believe in them any more even though previous infallible Popes said they were real.
3. Do as He says. Or He will burn you in Hell.
Consider your recent actions. Do they in any way advance your progress towards not burning in Hell forever?
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If anyone listens to what you say, im already in hell.
instead of all that god stuff your saying, why dont you do the following:
1. go help distribute food for the startving
2. give something to someone who really needs
3. make a montly donation to a church or institute that will actually use to money to end misery.
I do all this plus i volunteer to help on cleaning my town and receiving toys to send to poor children (not only during christmas, but all year)
what do you do for your comunity and the people on your town? you just have them and blame them for all the bad things that happen to you
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Re: Portuguese people, lazy, rude, ugly, drug selling catlics -
01-17-2012, 02:45 PM
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If anyone listens to what you say, im already in hell.
instead of all that god stuff your saying, why dont you do the following:
1. go help distribute food for the startving
2. give something to someone who really needs
3. make a montly donation to a church or institute that will actually use to money to end misery.
I do all this plus i volunteer to help on cleaning my town and receiving toys to send to poor children (not only during christmas, but all year)
what do you do for your comunity and the people on your town? you just have them and blame them for all the bad things that happen to you
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And all of that a waste of time because if you don't believe in Jesus you will burn in Hell forever.
John 3:18 He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.
Meanwhile we who believe and follow His commandments will be smiling with God as you burn. All because you wouldn't follow God. How silly.
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01-17-2012, 02:47 PM
What part of "I Have studied the bible" didn't you understand?
Im not rude, im what god made of me! if i love to get drunk, then blame god, he created booze!
weed, the most awesome of god's creations.
sex, if i need to give reasons, then tou should get laid...
hahaha loved one of my infractions:
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Attempting to force the homersexural lifestyle on GOD's favorite forum is not what we are about here.
If you cannot stop bragging about self-sodomy you will be confined.
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I'm a HOMER SEXUAL now!!! HAHAHAH hurray for Homer !!!
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01-17-2012, 02:49 PM
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What part of "I Have studied the bible" didn't you understand?
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And what did you learn? You certainly didn't learn that Catholics break God's commandments by worshipping idols.
You certainly didn't learn that blaspheming the Holy Ghost is a really bad idea.
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01-17-2012, 02:56 PM
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And all of that a waste of time because if you don't believe in Jesus you will burn in Hell forever. John 3:18 He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.
Meanwhile we who believe and follow His commandments will be smiling with God as you burn. All because you wouldn't follow God. How silly.
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Really ?? is this your answer? you are blinder then i predicted....
I make my small corner of the world better every day just by helping those in need.
You make it worse everyday just by not doing anything.
Redeemed Rapist, do you feel better for giving me so many iinfractions? Do you feel like a man now?
Redeemed Rapist, you don't believe in eskimos dont you?
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Re: Portuguese people, lazy, rude, ugly, drug selling catlics -
01-17-2012, 02:57 PM
Hello you all,
I just recently registered in your forum, and first of all, great work: this has very useful information over here!
For work reasons I just moved to Portugaaaahhhl for a few months (at least 6, as far as I know), and I'm quite scarred about what I've read here. Is this country really bad, and full of sinners?
I'm only here for a week, but already I've seen a lot of Mary worshiping, that made me sick... are these people for real? Or is this some kind of lame comedy? I notice they have lots of shows on TV making fun of serious things, mind you I don't understand spanish,so I can't understand what they're saying, but I've seen nude men and women showing pictures of Jesus and laughing... I can't imagine what kind of joke they were telling.. but they'll not achieve redemption that way, that's for sure!
Also I find the food at the hotel disgusting: they eat raw pork penis (yes, really!) and they chef was quite annoyed when I obviously turned it down... I've bought a microwave oven and cooked my meals in my bedroom since then.
Do you have any tips for me? How can i survive the next 6 months in this country? Hopefully they will be sold to some other country and bring salvation to these people...
Thanks in advance!
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01-17-2012, 03:03 PM
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Hello you all,
I just recently registered in your forum, and first of all, great work: this has very useful information over here!
For work reasons I just moved to Portugaaaahhhl for a few months (at least 6, as far as I know), and I'm quite scarred about what I've read here. Is this country really bad, and full of sinners?
I'm only here for a week, but already I've seen a lot of Mary worshiping, that made me sick... are these people for real? Or is this some kind of lame comedy? I notice they have lots of shows on TV making fun of serious things, mind you I don't understand spanish,so I can't understand what they're saying, but I've seen nude men and women showing pictures of Jesus and laughing... I can't imagine what kind of joke they were telling.. but they'll not achieve redemption that way, that's for sure!
Also I find the food at the hotel disgusting: they eat raw pork penis (yes, really!) and they chef was quite annoyed when I obviously turned it down... I've bought a microwave oven and cooked my meals in my bedroom since then.
Do you have any tips for me? How can i survive the next 6 months in this country? Hopefully they will be sold to some other country and bring salvation to these people...
Thanks in advance!
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Are you sure sure you are in Portugal?
I've been there several times, and they don't speak spanish, they don't eat raw pork penis (or any other penis or raw things) and the people are also very very religious so, what you said about being nude and laughing at jesus is not true!!! unless you are watching some kind of american porn movie!
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01-17-2012, 03:09 PM
where's the difference? all you jesus freaks are alike... just like all the portuguese people are alike. If you want to generalize a whole people by one asshole I will do the same.
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01-17-2012, 03:11 PM
I'm absolutely sure I'm in Portugal! Particularly in some town called Coinbra (yes, coin+bra!, even the name is a perversion...). How long ago have you been to Portugal?
I don't know the name of that particular dish, but I can find it for you if you're interested... It was a red peace of meat, thick as a pork penis, and with a knot holding the tip of the penis to it's base... just horrible...
For work reasons I travel a lot, and I've never seen stranger foods, or people, or habits...
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01-17-2012, 03:15 PM
What a bunch of idiot and ignorant assholes around here!
Do you really need to be a mormon in order to enter this community?
I will not take much from your time.
I've only read the first 2 or 3 pages of this thread to realize that you dont know a shit about Portugal and you are a buch of retarded arrogants.
For the guy who opened the thread. Man, you're such an ass!!
Of course you're as dumb as piffle. Even the most retarded guy will know how to find a better and cheaper place. Maybe in a place called... internet???
If you dont like our food, and you REAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALY think that a shit like macdonalds is real food, man, you probably are a fat piffle and think that peaches grows in supermarket cans.
You said the TV had only 11 channels? If you want to spend money on vacations to watch tv, WHY THE piffle DO YOU BOTHER LEAVE YOU SOFA????? STAY AT HOME!!!
And btw, WTF is AMERICAN LANGUAGE?? Do you mean english language? French? Italian? Spanish? Portuguese?
There is no shuch thing as american language. I dont even have your own language...
Oposite to you, we embrace every culture. Including yours(?).
Who the piffle do you think you are to mock a country with almost 1000 years of history? If it wasnt for us, portuguese people, the world wouldnt be as it is today. And you couldnt drag you lazy ass to our beautiful country.
What do you have to show to the world? A piffleing atomic bomb? Wars? Poverty?
Do us a favour. Dont step in our country again!
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01-17-2012, 03:16 PM
This hole conversation its just amazing, this is exactly why I have apostatized my faith. You just spread hate and racism, you all call youself the true lambs of the lord. You think your religion is the right one you also think you are right in everything else...
I don't care if you don't like the food or the service, maybe food is better in portugal or america or in argentina. It just doesn't matter, all this hate only delivers more hate. Why cant you just love each other? Isn't that what your religion claims? loving your neighbour? respecting others?
There's bad people, prostitutes, drug dealers, etc etc IN EVERY COUNTRY, all around the world people are mean, and you are not going to stop that by wishing each other to go to hell and arguing about witch country is the best...You are all just humans, all of you come from the exact same place. If you belive that god created us then how can you hate the work of your god? how can you hate so much other people when they are all the work of your lord?? It doesnt make sense.... PLEASE just stop this hate...Just STOP IT.
We would all live in peace if this kind of prejudices were gone...
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01-17-2012, 03:17 PM
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(..) thick as a pork penis, (..)
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You sure seem to know a whole lot about the thickness of pork penises.
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01-17-2012, 03:18 PM
and you call yourself a Christian... you're just plain retarded! I'm not even going to bother teaching you idiots anything... you should pick up some History books and look at yourselves before you label other countries' people. You make me sick with all your preaching and reading the Bible when you don't even act what you preach. So what's the point? You go to church every sunday but you go home and beat your wife and kids. What's the point? You shun fellow human beings because they're different. What's the point of going to church or reading the Bible or praising Jesus if you turn away from his (supposed) teachings? That's plain HYPOCRISY! You read the bible but you can't read between the lines... so what's the point in reading it? If there is a Hell you'll definitely end up there. I don't believe in any of it but it really ticks me off when people who say they believe in Jesus and God and whatever don't act accordingly. So if you are a baptist or whatever branch of Christianity ACT like it.
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Re: Portuguese people, lazy, rude, ugly, drug selling catlics -
01-17-2012, 03:18 PM
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Hello you all,
I just recently registered in your forum, and first of all, great work: this has very useful information over here!
For work reasons I just moved to Portugaaaahhhl for a few months (at least 6, as far as I know), and I'm quite scarred about what I've read here. Is this country really bad, and full of sinners?
I'm only here for a week, but already I've seen a lot of Mary worshiping, that made me sick... are these people for real? Or is this some kind of lame comedy? I notice they have lots of shows on TV making fun of serious things, mind you I don't understand spanish,so I can't understand what they're saying, but I've seen nude men and women showing pictures of Jesus and laughing... I can't imagine what kind of joke they were telling.. but they'll not achieve redemption that way, that's for sure!
Also I find the food at the hotel disgusting: they eat raw pork penis (yes, really!) and they chef was quite annoyed when I obviously turned it down... I've bought a microwave oven and cooked my meals in my bedroom since then.
Do you have any tips for me? How can i survive the next 6 months in this country? Hopefully they will be sold to some other country and bring salvation to these people...
Thanks in advance!
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How truly horrifying, friend. Is there no McDonald's nearby for you to get some decent healthy food?
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Are you sure sure you are in Portugal?
I've been there several times, and they don't speak spanish, they don't eat raw pork penis (or any other penis or raw things) and the people are also very very religious so, what you said about being nude and laughing at jesus is not true!!! unless you are watching some kind of american porn movie!
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Stop trying to imply that they don't speak Spanish over there, Paco!
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Re: Portuguese people, lazy, rude, ugly, drug selling catlics -
01-17-2012, 03:23 PM
Well Dear Sirs,
I have read bits of your posts (not all of it... too long didn't read... perhaps I did not have the patience and the am not idiot enough to waste my time on mormonic writing).
Let me tell you a little story about Portugal (yeah, I am Portuguese, and proud). You see that part of your story, right at the begining when you were discovered? Well, around then we already owned half the world... but lets not talk about that, lets talk about your culture instead.. because not long ago I seem to remember having seen Portugal described as an island somewhere in the pacific in a well known magazine of yours. But hey, honest mistake! How about Cannes on CNN pointed in the map as if it was near Oviedo, in northern Spain?... but hey...honest mistake...again!!
Lets see... how many of Portuguese towns can you name? Even better, how many of european countries can you name? Because I can certainly name almost all of your magnificent states... I can even throw in a few cities that are District Capitals to go along with it... oh...and wait... how many of you can speak Portuguese? Because I sure can understand your simple language!! And to those of you who do not know this fact, know that there are almost twice as many people speaking Portuguese than English or your so called American...
I am very unhappy to tell you that since I was a kid that I hear around all of Europe that Americans are quite dumb and have no general culture at all, and I have been always against that kind of statements.. and then I see this kind of posts and I am inclined to believe that it is true after all..
Really? Portuguese food not good for you? Well, we are not fat... and when
I say fat, I mean obese... We don't eat McDonalds for every meal in the day, or KFC or Burger King... we actually cook and have wonderful food known around the whole world...
Sightseeing and you want no churchs? Are you aware that it is part of our history? for a religious man you really have no interest in that?
And why the hell would you pick on drunk brits? you could say they're arrogant and act with superiority, but labeling them as drunks? what are you then? Mr. Righteous? You do not drink, you do not park wrong, you do not go over the speed limit....
And for religious people, well...read your bible.. I am sure that there is some chapter there that talks about not criticising and helping instead... or something about not saying of others what you would not want said about you...
To end this mormonic discussion, that I don't even know why I had the trouble entering, just so you know, the average IQ in America is under 100. Go check out about the Portuguese one, 'cause I sure know it is damn better!!
Any doubts, do not hesitate to ask, I'll be glad to answer.
And I am sorry if I misspelled something (God forbid!!).
Kind Regards
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