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Default Women are simply too stupid to vote! - 10-08-2013, 01:16 PM

The California Republican Party wasted some time on trying to get women to become more active in the Republican Party. After all someone has to clean up after the convention.

Unfortunately all the women did was complain about the "female unfriendly" buttons that were for sale. Yet more proof women shouldn't be allowed to talk. Just like God teaches us in 1st Timothy 2:11-12.

Donald Trump agrees with me so I must be right: Donald Trump Thinks Women Are Too Stupid To Vote.

As Pastor Ezekiel already mentioned, white male Christian Republicans will like these:


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Default Re: Women are simply too stupid to vote! - 10-08-2013, 02:19 PM

I don't want to sound like a feminazi but I feel I should point out that women only seem stupid when you compare them with men. If you compare a woman to another woman she might seem real smart. Also, women are experts at some things. I couldn't bake a pie to save my life, nor do I have any idea how to iron a shirt. So you see, in a pie baking shirt ironing compaction I would look like the village idiot.

I know these new "women are smart in their own way" ideas are hard for older Americans to understand but I think they are true. But you are right about voting. Women are wayyy to stupid to vote.


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Default Re: Women are simply too stupid to vote! - 10-08-2013, 03:07 PM

They really need to institute at-home computer voting so that women can finally learn how to figure it out:


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Default Re: Women are simply too stupid to vote! - 10-08-2013, 03:15 PM

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They really need to institute at-home computer voting so that women can finally learn how to figure it out:
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Default Re: Women are simply too stupid to vote! - 10-08-2013, 04:16 PM

My husband, Mr. Whitford, always comes into the polling booth with me to make sure I vote for the right candidates. If my vote wasn't needed to balance out the feminazis, I'd be able to stay at home on election day and bake a delicious apple pie to celebrate Republican majorities at every level of government.


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Default Re: Women are simply too stupid to vote! - 10-08-2013, 09:11 PM

The most clever vote a woman can make is to vote the same as her husband. Disallowing woman to vote would at first glance have the same result as if every woman suddenly became rational.
There is however a possible adverse effect. A looner man would suddenly have the same influence as a straight couple. This is solved by limiting voting rights to straight married men.

It takes a man to have the rational thinking needed for economics. A real man knows when to stop spending, while women usually wants to fund this and that expensive project for other people's money.
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Default Re: Women are simply too stupid to vote! - 10-08-2013, 10:44 PM

We prohibit kids under 18 from voting, and we prevent felons from voting. Clearly, the government has the authority to determine who votes and who doesn't vote. The concept of women voting is not only completely illogical, but it is also diametrically opposed to what our founders and God envisioned. If the founders of America wanted women voting, they would have said so. Women voting wasn't even shoved into law by radical feminists until the 1900s.

The problem with removing women's vote is that it is much more difficult to do now that it is already in place. Prior to women being able to vote, politicians could just disregard their irrational opinions. Though now they have to at least pretend that their policies will benefit women in someway in order to get their vote. The trick is to confuse women about your policies.

I'm thinking maybe rather than just banning women from voting outright we could slowly apply more and more conditions. For example, in addition to adding a minimum age (18) we add a maximum age for voting, something like 120. Of course, since on average, women live longer, their maximum voting age would have to be a little lower, say 60. Additionally, since they live longer, it only stands to reason that it takes them longer to mature, so maybe their minimum voting age should be raised just a little, to say 40. So women ages 40-60 are free to vote, provided they are able to show some form of ID like an NRA license or a driver's license. Of course, the standards to getting these licenses should be improved just a little (for safety of course), so they need to demonstrate they have excellent driving and/or marksmanship abilities.

Then, since women are so worried about sexual harassment in bathrooms, jails, and homeless centers, and don't seem to mind separate women's bathrooms, jails, and women's shelters, we should have a separate women's polling area. Of course, with budget cuts and all we couldn't afford to place these everywhere. One polling area for women per state would be more than enough. That polling area should be staffed by just a few people, again think of the budget here. Of course, there is still only one day to vote and if they show up too late they can't get in their vote on time. Too bad for them. It could be fun! Like a camping trip! All they have to do is camp out the day before and that way they know their vote will be counted!

Though understandably some women might take issue with this. That's fine too. They can simply cover the costs of paying for premium polling places themselves. All they have to do is pay a reasonable $25,000 fee(made out to the Republican party) and then they can vote quickly all they'd like.
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Default Re: Women are simply too stupid to vote! - 10-09-2013, 12:58 PM

We women usually end up voting for the candidate that was the best looking or the best dresser. Had I been eligible to vote in the 90s I probably would have voted for Clinton because in my misguided youth, I had a thing for bad boys. Praise Jesus I was too young to vote and praise him again that I have a husband who tells me who I should vote for. Single gals--don't vote, it's not worth the risk. The better looking candidate could be a Democrat and you could make a horrible mistake!
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Default Re: Women are simply too stupid to vote! - 10-09-2013, 04:05 PM

It always makes me laught when people say its not easy to be gay. It is actually much more easier to do woman stuff.
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Default Re: Women are simply too stupid to vote! - 10-09-2013, 10:12 PM

Can someone point out in the Constitution were Jesus specifically said women are allowed to vote?



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Default Re: Women are simply too stupid to vote! - 08-01-2014, 05:49 PM

women have rights to and thats what you let your daughters be in the kitchen all day and dont let them go to school to get educated.
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Default Re: Women are simply too stupid to vote! - 08-01-2014, 06:21 PM

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women have rights to and thats what you let your daughters be in the kitchen all day and dont let them go to school to get educated.
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Does anyone have a mindless-gibberish-to-English dictionary handy? I can't make heads or tails out of this one.
I have here an attempt at deciphering:
"Women have rights, too, and that's it! [I agree, it is their right to obey and service their husbands, fathers and father-in-laws] Why do you let your daughters be in the kitchen all day [because they want to and because it is their lot in life] and don't let them go to school to get educated?

I just wish the Born Twig would also get educated.

Actually, now I understand the words but what on Earth is the Twig driving at?


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Default Re: Women are simply too stupid to vote! - 08-01-2014, 06:29 PM

Women's suffrage made us all suffer. That was bad enough as it was but then Negroes got the vote, and now teenagers. With a few exceptions, these people are incapable of rational decision-making and have no grasp of politics. What's next—dogs voting?

Without all this silliness I doubt there would be one Democrat in office.


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Default Re: Women are simply too stupid to vote! - 08-01-2014, 06:50 PM

Don't forget the Messicants. Before you know it, they will be setting up polling places in front of Home Depot just to make it easier for them.


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Don't forget the Messicants. Before you know it, they will be setting up polling places in front of Home Depot just to make it easier for them.
Interesting idea. Would setting them up in a library or a courthouse reduce the black vote? I know the polling place in Freehold has a smokestack to keep the Jews away.


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Default Re: Women are simply too stupid to vote! - 08-02-2014, 01:03 AM

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Interesting idea. Would setting them up in a library or a courthouse reduce the black vote? I know the polling place in Freehold has a smokestack to keep the Jews away.
What if it was held near a church? All of the homers would be afraid to go near a church, as it reminds them of the hellfire waiting for them. Women would be afraid to act above their station near a church. Jews wouldn't go near itm for the same reason as homers. It would be a win-win situation.


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All of the homers would be afraid to go near a church, as it reminds them of the hellfire waiting for them.
I suspect a church is less likely to make an unrepentant sexural deviant think of the torments waiting for them beyond the grave, and more likely to make them feel shame. Shame over rejecting all that is good and holy. Shame over having Jesus temporarily sacrifice Himself for their sins, only for them to choose anal sex over His gentle blue eyes and tender, knowing touch.

Seeing all the cheerful Christians outside of the church reminds them of the happiness they'll never have in their shallow, vacuous, sin-filled excuses for lives. They intrinsically feel the spiritual and mental superiority of all the pure and delightsome Christians as they all pile into the minivan after services, singing praise songs together. They see what might have been, if only they had the courage to kneel before the Cross and let Him enter them, filling them with His love.

The sinner sees all these things, and feels ashamed. Inferior. An empty husk of a person. A withered vine. A fruitless tree. A rudderless ship adrift in a violent storm. And they know they will never be as good as us. But rather than admit their need to have the Jesus-shaped holes in their hearts filled up with Christian Love, they only spiral out of control and fall deeper into the pit of sin and despair that defines their very meaningless existence.

It's sad.


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