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Default Why Ride a Bicycle When You Can Drive a Car - 11-21-2019, 01:18 AM

Sometimes I marvel at the stupidity of Europeans. They are Godless, but also brainless.

Take the City of Copenhagen. It is packed with bicycles. There is even bicycle congestion.

I do not want to see adults riding bicycles in Freehold. We are a city of practical people who don't waste our precious time poking along on sweaty bicycles.




Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Default Re: Why Ride a Bicycle When You Can Drive a Car - 11-21-2019, 03:31 AM

Your average vegan tree hugger avocado toast eating LIEberal hipsters are the main proponents of this bicycle riding craze, and I've done some calculations to show just what idiots they are:

31,000 calories = 1 gallon of gas = $2.50
31,000 calories of avocado toast = $117.80

If that weren’t enough, keep in mind all the water it takes to grow the wheat and avocados, the fertilizer (made from fossil fuels), diesel trucks and trains for transporting them, the energy it takes to bake the bread and make the toast. Sure gasoline emits CO2, but so do humans - in addition to methane (farts).

This makes Freehold, Iowa probably the most sane place on earth (and Jesus would agree).


1 slice of avocado toast = 200 calories ($0.76 each)
(Note: 1 avocado per 2 slices of toast)
1 avocado (medium, whole) = 250 calories ($1.27 each)
1 slice of toast (wheat bread) = 75 calories ($0.12 each)


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Your average vegan tree hugger avocado toast eating LIEberal hipsters are the main proponents of this bicycle riding craze, and I've done some calculations to show just what idiots they are:

31,000 calories = 1 gallon of gas = $2.50
31,000 calories of avocado toast = $117.80
Thank you for doing this mathematical calculation, Brother. If we add the additional expenditure of energy used by cyclists in winter (dealing with cold, wind, and driving through snow/ice - all that in addition to nausea caused by consuming such large amounts of avocado toast) it is clear that a vegan cyclist would need even more than 31,000 calories to travel the same distance for which an average car needs 1 gallon of gas.
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Default Re: Why Ride a Bicycle When You Can Drive a Car - 11-21-2019, 04:26 PM

They want us to be without weapons and without cars so when the invade our homes we cannot defend nor runaway. I heard some talk in the border (being in the Mexican side of course) that Obama is planning an invasion to every car dealer in Texas to take them away and force people to only use bicycles. As they have planned in the past to invade Texas' Walmarts and take away the guns, Godly Texans are ready and aware.


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Default Re: Why Ride a Bicycle When You Can Drive a Car - 11-22-2019, 03:32 AM

Bicycles are far too small and slow to be on the road. They hold up traffic, are hard to see, and are very tempting targets for drivers. On the other hand, they're much too big and fast for sidewalks. They constantly zoom past innocent pedestrians and crash into elderly people. There is nowhere that bicycles belong, not on the street and not on the sidewalk. They are truly the hermaphrodites or mulattos of the transportation world. They ought to be outlawed.


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Default Re: Why Ride a Bicycle When You Can Drive a Car - 11-22-2019, 05:50 PM

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They hold up traffic, are hard to see, and are very tempting targets for drivers. On the other hand, they're much too big and fast for sidewalks. They constantly zoom past innocent pedestrians and crash into elderly people.
Not only that (which is already more than enough), every time I see a cyclist on the road they are complaining. Either someone encroached their personal space or didn't yield with sufficient humility to Their Bicycleness. Perhaps it is God's way of thinning the herd?
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Bicycles are far too small and slow to be on the road. They hold up traffic, are hard to see, and are very tempting targets for drivers. On the other hand, they're much too big and fast for sidewalks. They constantly zoom past innocent pedestrians and crash into elderly people. There is nowhere that bicycles belong, not on the street and not on the sidewalk. They are truly the hermaphrodites or mulattos of the transportation world. They ought to be outlawed.
Amen, dear Brother Lukes! And I do thank you for raising those excellent points. Why, if we have any more bicycles on our streets here in , it will get to the point where we will look exactly like China. And as it is now, we have more than enough slant-eyed chinks taking up our jobs. We need to pray to the that we will never see the day when that happens to our beloved .

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We need to pray to the that we will never see the day when that happens to our beloved .
Amen, sister. Too few are praying for this, and the problem just keeps getting worse. In fact, scientists have already estimated the date of America's death.



We have about 23 years to reverse the trend, or the American experiment will come to an end. We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children.


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Default Re: Why Ride a Bicycle When You Can Drive a Car - 01-25-2020, 12:12 AM

Supporters of the man-made climate change always love to bash cars. I had a chat with some Amish freaks who tried everything to convince me that Jesus hated technology... and then I saw that they were using forks which were declared to be satanic in the 12th century.

I love the Amish lifestyle overall, but all those ramblings against cars are just demonic. I am so glad that God granted me a car.
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These bicyclists are immoral and frankly disgusting. Only a sexual deviant would wear those shiny tight shorts and sit with their behind jutting out. It's wrong and should be illegal. People only ride bikes when they're too poor for a car or they had their license taken away for too many DUIs. We would be better off with fewer drunks and poors.


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These bicyclists are immoral and frankly disgusting. Only a sexual deviant would wear those shiny tight shorts and sit with their behind jutting out. It's wrong and should be illegal. People only ride bikes when they're too poor for a car or they had their license taken away for too many DUIs. We would be better off with fewer drunks and poors.
Amen, dear Sister Victory. Amen! Oh, it's all so terribly disgusting, is it not? If it's not the men who ride around wearing skin-tight shorts (as in the first photo), then it's the ones who ride around only half-dressed (second photo.) We need to pray for these deviants, Dear. The does love them, even though they are blatantly sinning by wearing (or not) such licentious, revealing clothing, tempting others to sin along with them.

Luke 19:10 "For the Son of man is come to seek and to save that which was lost."

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Amen, dear Sister Victory. Amen! Oh, it's all so terribly disgusting, is it not? If it's not the men who ride around wearing skin-tight shorts (as in the first photo), then it's the ones who ride around only half-dressed (second photo.) We need to pray for these deviants, Dear. The does love them, even though they are blatantly sinning by wearing (or not) such licentious, revealing clothing, tempting others to sin along with them.

Luke 19:10 "For the Son of man is come to seek and to save that which was lost."

A blessed day to you, Sister,
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Good grief... they look exactly the way sodomites look like. Reminds me of Romans 1:28-31.
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Good grief... they look exactly the way sodomites look like. Reminds me of Romans 1:28-31.
Oh, yes, this is so true, Mr. Titular. Goodness, and that one in the second photo dares to ignore a very serious warning from Almighty:

Leviticus 19:28 "Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print any marks upon you: I am the Lord."

And one thing that I have never understood is this: why do they feel the need to wear all of that ink on their bodies? If it's colorful images that they like, then why not just paste a road map of onto their shirts?

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Default Re: Why Ride a Bicycle When You Can Drive a Car - 03-18-2020, 07:26 AM

And just when you thought it couldn't get any more blatant they bring out the new models with 36” wheels.
I won't include an actual rider. I'm sure you can imagine what's involved in riding one.


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Default Re: Why Ride a Bicycle When You Can Drive a Car - 03-20-2020, 11:04 PM

No thanks, I'll pass on getting a bike. It's bad enough I see these riders poking their hineys while i'm driving. When I went out the last time, I seen some of these losers going off to the side of the road to get bottles! talk about disgusting!


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Default Re: Why Ride a Bicycle When You Can Drive a Car - 03-22-2020, 02:56 PM

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Sometimes I marvel at the stupidity of Europeans. They are Godless, but also brainless.

Take the City of Copenhagen. It is packed with bicycles. There is even bicycle congestion.

I do not want to see adults riding bicycles in Freehold. We are a city of practical people who don't waste our precious time poking along on sweaty bicycles.



Most people agree that the Danish people are the most boring people on Earth. They answer the questions of pollsters deceptively and are usually found to be the happiest and most content people on Earth. And yet they have one of the highest suicide rates in the world. That is because they are miserable, lying sinners.


They are communists over there, Mr. Mayor. They ride those bicycles because no one can afford a car. Usually, pictures of Danish bicycle riders show the quaint antique buildings in their cities. They live in those buildings because no one can afford a house. The plumbing in those buildings was installed by the Vikings who built them. Even their pie can't be trusted; they call it a Danish. God knows what's in it.


God hates the Danish and He makes them suffer for their sinful behavior, promiscuity and evil intentions every day.


It must be awful to live in Danish.


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