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Default Re: What is the difference between Denmark and the Netherlands? - 01-21-2011, 02:57 PM

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we get tons of benefits, like a good health care system, we have several types of retirement benefits, and we can be put at a home, when we're old and can't do anything. All because the average danish citizen pays 50% in tax. You should really try it.
You're nothing more than a closet communist who wants everyone else to pay for services that you think you deserve. I for one am not going to pay 50% taxes just so some lazy illegal immigrants can have their babies in OUR hospitals and not pay anything for it.


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Default Re: What is the difference between Denmark and the Netherlands? - 01-21-2011, 04:39 PM

I would like to point out a couple of things:

1) Danish people drink the most. This should be taken in context (and it's not entirely true anymore). But, the percentage may be higher than the one in the US, but the US has FAR more people than Denmark.

So, if we assume that we have 100 people in DK and 10 of them drink. That's 10 %.

But in US you're FAR FAR more people, so 10 people in US would be like 10/1000 people, which is, of course, a smaller number.

We cannot compare the two countries, as it's very different numbers we're dealing with.

It would be the same as saying that our country is better than yours because of our crime-rate is lower.

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Not to mention, we don't have as many piffleed up and un-knowing teens as you do, oh yeah! You preach ignorance and end up with lustful teenagers without knowledge of how to handle things. Sarah Palin, go hockey mom and keeping tabs on her own child.

Let's deny what we're too scared to talk about *sarcasm*


We can compare them to other countries, which resemble to Denmark in population and whatnot.

And speaking of... Texas is part of the bible belt. But it's also one of the most criminal places in USA. Isn't that just a fun little coincidence?

Where do you get your "US is better than everyone else"? That's egocentric. Doesn't your religion preach kindness to others? - Oh it also preached murder, of course, so I understand your tone now, my mistake
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Default Re: What is the difference between Denmark and the Netherlands? - 01-21-2011, 05:11 PM

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I would like to point out a couple of things:

1) Danish people drink the most.
You do feel better now don't you? When you accept the truth you allwasy feel better.

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So, if we assume that we have 100 people in DK and 10 of them drink. That's 10 %.

But in US you're FAR FAR more people, so 10 people in US would be like 10/1000 people, which is, of course, a smaller number.
DUH we have more people, and yes a smaller percentage of drunks. Its math not that hard.
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We cannot compare the two countries, as it's very different numbers we're dealing with.
Why not if I gather 100 True Christians and 100 denmarkians, we still have less drunks, not to mention whores Lesbos and Homersexurals.

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Not to mention, we don't have as many piffleed up and un-knowing teens as you do, oh yeah! You preach ignorance and end up with lustful teenagers without knowledge of how to handle things. Sarah Palin, go hockey mom and keeping tabs on her own child.
Sure pick on Sarah, it was her slut daughter that got knocked up out of wedlock.

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And speaking of... Texas is part of the bible belt. But it's also one of the most criminal places in USA. Isn't that just a fun little coincidence?
Why is that? Humm could it be to the large population of Messicant Catliks?

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Default Re: What is the difference between Denmark and the Netherlands? - 01-21-2011, 05:39 PM

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I would like to point out a couple of things:

1) Danish people drink the most. This should be taken in context (and it's not entirely true anymore). But, the percentage may be higher than the one in the US, but the US has FAR more people than Denmark.
So this is how we tell the difference between Danes and the Dutch; The Dane is the drunk one and the Dutch one will be the one who is stoned?

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Default Re: What is the difference between Denmark and the Netherlands? - 01-21-2011, 10:03 PM

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So this is how we tell the difference between Danes and the Dutch; The Dane is the drunk one and the Dutch one will be the one who is stoned?

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Thank you Brother, the difference has been puzzling me since this thread has been opened. We now know the difference!


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Default Re: What is the difference between Denmark and the Netherlands? - 07-11-2011, 10:26 PM

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It's easy: they have wooden shoes and windmills in Denmark.
Its the other way around

The windmills and wooden shoes are from the Nederlands.
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Default Re: What is the difference between Denmark and the Netherlands? - 07-11-2011, 11:21 PM

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Its the other way around

The windmills and wooden shoes are from the Nederlands.
North Sea, 8 miles off Denmark's west coast.



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Default Re: What is the difference between Denmark and the Netherlands? - 07-12-2011, 12:36 AM

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I was informed earlier that I had mistaken Denmark for the Netherlands. It's not the same thing?
Denmark is that horrible place vikings wanted to get as far away as possible.
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Default Re: What is the difference between Denmark and the Netherlands? - 08-28-2011, 02:49 PM

You people are all horrible fools. You seem to mock everyone that isn't what you are. '' STOP LIKING WHAT I DONT LIKE AND STOP BEING WHAT I CANT BE. '' Grow some brains, even this 15 year old shows more respect to others than you guys do. NEDERLANDER IN HART EN BLOED
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You people are all horrible fools. You seem to mock everyone that isn't what you are. '' STOP LIKING WHAT I DONT LIKE AND STOP BEING WHAT I CANT BE. '' Grow some brains, even this 15 year old shows more respect to others than you guys do. NEDERLANDER IN HART EN BLOED
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