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Confirmed Enemy of God
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Posts: 21
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: A little over here, a little over there
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Re: THE TRUTH ABOUT LANDOVER -
12-07-2007, 10:59 AM
hilarious... you are a master of laughter
I am joyous of my life as well, just I thank my achievements.
I am much to busy with my open thought and art, I translate Hebrew, Arabic and English it is such a wonderful job, I am free, I am not bound by anything except my ethics, our laws, my values and the greater good. I have a girlfriend and I shall be secure without a spouse, she does not really like cakes very much, she prefers different pastries and I do not know how to cook. I do not intend on having children, if I do then they shall be allowed to choose their own faith, Judaism, Islam or Buddhism perhaps.
I do not need Jesus, I saw how his followers became corrupt so I gave up hope on them for they only talked about his love but never proved worthy for such.
Glory is only that which is for the greater good, to make more to fight and die is not Glory.
By the way, you sound rather attractive, I do wish for your number or such, you would be quite an interesting date.
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Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
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Posts: 16
Join Date: Dec 2007
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Re: THE TRUTH ABOUT LANDOVER -
12-07-2007, 11:04 AM
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Originally Posted by Shelem
hilarious... you are a master of laughter
I am joyous of my life as well, just I thank my achievements.
I am much to busy with my open thought and art, I translate Hebrew, Arabic and English it is such a wonderful job, I am free, I am not bound by anything except my ethics, our laws, my values and the greater good. I have a girlfriend and I shall be secure without a spouse, she does not really like cakes very much, she prefers different pastries and I do not know how to cook. I do not intend on having children, if I do then they shall be allowed to choose their own faith, Judaism, Islam or Buddhism perhaps.
I do not need Jesus, I saw how his followers became corrupt so I gave up hope on them for they only talked about his love but never proved worthy for such.
Glory is only that which is for the greater good, to make more to fight and die is not Glory.
By the way, you sound rather attractive, I do wish for your number or such, you would be quite an interesting date.
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haha you rule shelem. welcome to this crazy ass forum breathe in the stupidity that flows from this place...its a bittersweet scent that i cant get enough of. PRAISE JESUS!!!!
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Confirmed Enemy of God
BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
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Posts: 21
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: A little over here, a little over there
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Re: THE TRUTH ABOUT LANDOVER -
12-07-2007, 11:11 AM
oh yes, so much stupidity, more than enough
its like laughing gas this scent is, quite addictive.
yes, do praise your Jewish deity, sometimes he is inane to worship, but in other cases (looking at you) his essence has made some good
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Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
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Posts: 79,910
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Freehold, Iowa
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Re: THE TRUTH ABOUT LANDOVER -
12-07-2007, 11:57 AM
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Originally Posted by Shelem
oh yes, so much stupidity, more than enough
its like laughing gas this scent is, quite addictive.
yes, do praise your Jewish deity, sometimes he is inane to worship, but in other cases (looking at you) his essence has made some good
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And BANG goes the gong. We do not allow 16 year old goth feminazis to post in our Godly forum.
I know that we'll all be praying for you.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Unsaved trash, hippie dopehead
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Posts: 156
Join Date: Nov 2006
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Re: THE TRUTH ABOUT LANDOVER -
12-07-2007, 12:44 PM
Look here. These guys are jerks. They're first class hard hearted uncaring dangerous people, but believe me, they are far too real!
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Unsaved Trash. Suspected bunny-worshipper, handle with caution.
Under Investigation
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Posts: 24
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Umm... here.
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Re: THE TRUTH ABOUT LANDOVER -
12-07-2007, 02:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Sister Noddy
Um, a false-church woman minister, who is on the fast track to hell if she doesn't see the error of her ways in time (like noddy used to be)
Hmm, I see you have changed your signature to a Cross of Jesus, instead of that bunny doodad, and that's a step in the right direction, bunny girl!
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I did not do that!
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You can't kill the Bunny!
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Satan's skinny date
Under Investigation
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Posts: 16
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: In my Saviour's arms
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Re: THE TRUTH ABOUT LANDOVER -
12-07-2007, 03:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Dwayne DeKalb
Look here. These guys are jerks. They're first class hard hearted uncaring dangerous people, but believe me, they are far too real!
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That's the sad thing Dwayne; they fail to see the little white lights in all of us and deny that Jesus loves us very much. When I was puking blood and my hair was falling out in clumps I could feel the arms of my Glorious Prince wrapped tightly around me. I knew I was safe and I knew I was cared for. I don't listen to what these people say.
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True Christian™
True Christian™
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Posts: 2,546
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Pastor Deacon Fred Hall, Landover Christian University School of Law, Freehold, Iowa, God's Country
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Re: THE TRUTH ABOUT LANDOVER -
12-07-2007, 03:47 PM
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Originally Posted by 14th_fox
just read all of this and you will see what they are doing
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Just read the Bible and you will see what we are doing.
Pour out thy fury upon the heathen that know thee not, and upon the families that call not on thy name.... Jeremiah 10:25
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