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Default Pat Robertson Says Homosexuality is 'Related to Demonic Possession' - 03-27-2012, 10:28 AM

Pat opines that gaiety is actually occasioned by demonic possession. Of course it is. My prayer would be that this MVP "step to the mound" as a testament to others infected with luciferous longings for a "switch hitting" relationship. A Christian coach can indeed cleanse a mud encrusted bat; it's time to eschew the Pirates and start swinging with the Angels .

Who in his right mind would want to spend eternity in the Hall of Flame being "grand slammed" by satan's red hot Louisville Slugger?

Today the 700 Club featured a segment on a man who tried to “change” his sexuality by marrying a woman, but later ended up having extramarital affairs with men. The couple reconciled after his “repentance and deliverance from the homosexual lifestyle” and decided to stay together. “That type of conduct is wrong and it is time that in society we say certain things are wrong,” Robertson said. “He’s obsessed, he has a compulsion,” he added. “I think it is somehow related to demonic possession.”

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Default Re: Pat Robertson Says Homosexuality is 'Related to Demonic Possession' - 03-27-2012, 10:37 AM

Finally someone has the courage to say in public what we all know to be true, I expect it to be, you know?

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Default Re: Pat Robertson Says Homosexuality is 'Related to Demonic Possession' - 03-27-2012, 11:51 AM

Well written, Sister Roberta.

Of course a demon would turn someone into a queer: it just makes logical sense. Anyone that thinks otherwise is delusional (and probably homosexual). If demons turned people into productive members of society, like carpenters or pastors or captains of industry, that wouldn't exactly be doing the devil's work.

And since practically all homos are also child rapists, it's like a two-fer.

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Demons are also the cause of ass disease, which explains the strong correlation there. In fact, demonic possession itself is a form of ass disease, when demons use the anus to gain entry into the body and soul. AIDS is an anal disease, as well as a brain disease, causing its victim (and perpetrator) to be literally obsessed with anal sex and any other means of stimulating the anus to soothe the itchy demons inside. Then, homosexuals will go around planting phallic images and subliminal messages to try and make Christians crave anal sex as well. The plot thickens.


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Of course a demon would turn someone into a queer: it just makes logical sense. Anyone that thinks otherwise is delusional (and probably homosexual). If demons turned people into productive members of society, like carpenters or pastors or captains of industry, that wouldn't exactly be doing the devil's work.
The whole focus of the demon / satan is to snatch souls to hell, ripping them from the Blessed Lord™s eternal company and landlorship.

1-2 Timothy 4: Now the Spirit speaketh expressly, that in the latter times some shall depart from the faith, giving heed to seducing spirits, and doctrines of devils; / Speaking lies in hypocrisy; having their conscience seared with a hot iron;

Of course the demon feels a special friendship for the homogay. We now know The Gay cannot reproduce naturally...i.e., they cannot create more souls for Jesus™, themselves.

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Today the 700 Club featured a segment on a man who tried to “change” his sexuality by marrying a woman, but later ended up having extramarital affairs with men. The couple reconciled after his “repentance and deliverance from the homosexual lifestyle” and decided to stay together. “That type of conduct is wrong and it is time that in society we say certain things are wrong,” Robertson said. “He’s obsessed, he has a compulsion,” he added. “I think it is somehow related to demonic possession.”

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Default Re: Pat Robertson Says Homosexuality is 'Related to Demonic Possession' - 03-30-2012, 09:54 AM

What most people don't understand (and need to understand) is that the easiest way for the demon to possess a person is via the rectum.

In his infinite wisdom God made it impossible for a demon to enter a person as the body is air and water tight (and puts a magical barrier over our heads (like a demon proof space helmet).

So the only way in for the demon is that split second when the homer erupts his 'man mayo' (children might read this so I will use code) into the subservient's 'funnel' as the dominants 'panhandle' goes flaccid there is a 1/5 second gap where the 'funnel' is no longer air tight and 'sprechen sie deutsch!' The demon is inside.

When will people realise what is going on.

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Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Default Re: Pat Robertson Says Homosexuality is 'Related to Demonic Possession' - 04-01-2012, 11:12 AM

I'm not so sure that it's on account of demonic possession. I mean
what would I know anyway. But by that same token Pat Robertson has
come out w/the most outrageous statements in the last 5 years. So what
does he know. Anyway.
There does *seem* to be something infernal about lusting after a
member of the same sex. Uber gross like. But I'm not convinced it's
anything other then decadent human behavior (and it goes w/o saying
that Satan wishes to encourage all types of bad behavior, and has
something of a hand in it). But does that mean that everytime somebody
does something really evil, say murder for instance (what could be
worse?), that the person was taken over, even temporarily by evil
spirits? What part does nature and nurture (or lack thereof) play in
it? If a kid from a broken home who barely knew a moment of kindness
in his/her life grows up and becomes violent, possibly even maims or
kills someone, is this automatically an Act of Satan?

Now the bible does say "resist the devil and he will flee from you".
But I've been putting this into practice whenever True_Crustacean
posts, and he still comes around. What gives? I am convinced that
every post by T_C is indeed an act of Satan! Get thee hence!
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Just want to be certain I understand--"broken home" is a euphemism for negro, correct? Like urban?


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Just want to be certain I understand--"broken home" is a euphemism for negro, correct? Like urban?
Over here in heathen UK a 'broken home' is gay slang for rectal prolapse.

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Demons are also the cause of ass disease, which explains the strong correlation there. In fact, demonic possession itself is a form of ass disease, when demons use the anus to gain entry into the body and soul. AIDS is an anal disease, as well as a brain disease, causing its victim (and perpetrator) to be literally obsessed with anal sex and any other means of stimulating the anus to soothe the itchy demons inside. Then, homosexuals will go around planting phallic images and subliminal messages to try and make Christians crave anal sex as well. The plot thickens.
You seem to know a great deal about this phenomenon?
> Then, homosexuals will go around planting phallic images and
> subliminal messages to try and make Christians crave anal sex as well.


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homosexuals will go around planting phallic images and subliminal messages to try and make Christians crave anal sex as well.
Glorious day! Finally the message gets through!

When more people wake up and smell the dinner, the homofag gaysexual conspiracy will be exposed for the joo enablers they are.

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Default Re: Pat Robertson Says Homosexuality is 'Related to Demonic Possession' - 04-02-2012, 04:59 PM

is obviously a latent homosexual. He has now shown himself to
be a latent comedian. He may suddenly morph into a full-blown specimen
of either. could understand that St Paul said it, because he would not
have had the understanding of anything but demons etc.
However, we have hopefully come a long way in two thousand
years, so I find what Robertson says is offensive. It shows
ignorance of the highest order. Given his comments he does
not even consider the most obvious scenario, and that is, that
the "gay man" was and remains Bi-Sexual.
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Default Re: Pat Robertson Says Homosexuality is 'Related to Demonic Possession' - 04-02-2012, 10:14 PM

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is obviously a latent homosexual. He has now shown himself to
be a latent comedian. He may suddenly morph into a full-blown specimen
of either. could understand that St Paul said it, because he would not
have had the understanding of anything but demons etc.
However, we have hopefully come a long way in two thousand
years, so I find what Robertson says is offensive. It shows
ignorance of the highest order. Given his comments he does
not even consider the most obvious scenario, and that is, that
the "gay man" was and remains Bi-Sexual.

Paul didn't go around just "saying things". He had a personal profound encounter with the Lord Jesus Christ who chose him to be an apostle of His Church. The blinding light of Jesus' Truth made Paul who he was and powered him in his mission to nursemaid the various early church communities.

Furthermore, his words were God's revealed Truth gathered into God's Own Book, the Bible. For you to just dismiss him and his writings in such a manner is what is truly offensive.

We have come a long way in 2,000 years, a long way down into a social spiral bringing this corrupt world closer to Hell. The world as it was then in Biblical times is how the world should be. Nothing proclaimed by Jesus during His earthly walk proclaimed that we should "evolve" or that world would get "better". The only model for a good life and a sanctified society is the one modeled after the Bible and its unchanging, eternal and Holy tenets.

'Nuff Said,

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Default Re: Pat Robertson Says Homosexuality is 'Related to Demonic Possession' - 04-03-2012, 05:16 PM

My prayer would be that this MVP "step to the mound"

> as a testament to others infected with luciferous longings for a
> "switch hitting" relationship. A Christian coach can indeed cleanse a
> mud encrusted bat; it's time to eschew the Pirates and start swinging
> with the Angels .
> Who in his right mind would want to spend eternity in the Hall of
> Flame being "grand slammed" by satan's red hot Louisville Slugger?



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You , poor chap, are uneducated , demented , and extremely ( I dare
say, dangerously) superstitious.

You nor any man or woman can provide the following in accordance
with logic, reason, scientific
method, the produce there of,and the rules of critical thought ,
a case for the existence of the god thing , peculiar to only
to christian ideologues, and any act ever committed in or on the
universe by such,nor can you establish, equally, the veracity of the
myths/ folk lore, within which such were concocted. (the bible)

Such is therefor utterly meaningless.

> Finally someone has the courage to say in public what we all know to
> be true, I expect it to be, you know?Of course a demon would turn
> someone into a queer: it just makes logical sense. Anyone that thinks
> otherwise is delusional (and probably homosexual).


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Demons are the property of mental disorder not of actuality.

Homosexuality is a property of nature and not of demonic possession.

If you would like to make a case for it being otherwise then, by all
means, do so within the constraints of reason, logic, scientific
method , the produce thereof and, of course, applying the rules of
critical thought.

It will, of course, be necessary to site scientifically verifiable
substantiating data if you want anyone of reasonable intelligence to
believe you.

If demons turned

> people into productive members of society, like carpenters or pastors
> or captains of industry, that wouldn't exactly be doing the devil's
> work


Observer
There is no reason to believe in demons , a devil, or the god thing ,
peculiar only to christian ideologues , or in the biblical myths and
folk lore, unless you or someone, can intelligently respond to the
challenges issued above.

\.Demons are also the cause of ass disease, which explains the

> strong correlation there.


Observer
You display a startling lack of education as to the medical causes of
disease.

But then you , after all, personify the terms dullard, doltish and
uneducated. So , no surprise there.

In fact, demonic possession itself is a form

> of ass disease, when demons use the anus to gain entry into the body
> and soul. AIDS is an anal disease, as well as a brain disease, causing
> its victim (and perpetrator) to be literally obsessed with anal sex
> and any other means of stimulating the anus to soothe the itchy demons
> inside. Then, homosexuals will go around planting phallic images and
> subliminal messages to try and make Christians crave anal sex as well.
> The plot thickens.


I suggest that you contact a cognitive therapist sooner rather than
later.
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I suggest that you contact a cognitive therapist sooner rather than
later.
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Default Re: Pat Robertson Says Homosexuality is 'Related to Demonic Possession' - 04-03-2012, 05:33 PM

Do you think Dr. Nicolisi is qualified?

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Default Re: Pat Robertson Says Homosexuality is 'Related to Demonic Possession' - 04-03-2012, 07:57 PM

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Are you really insinuating that we should tolerate such diabolical
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of the remotest comprehension, let alone any ability to evaluate or
yet enunciate the English language sufficient for the understanding
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more gentlemanly on this site. Try washing you mouth out with
carbolic. I have been frequenting this site for some time longer than
you and I have never heard such clap-trap and childish drivel.
Way to go, noob genius!

Whom are you addressing?



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Default Re: Pat Robertson Says Homosexuality is 'Related to Demonic Possession' - 04-03-2012, 08:34 PM

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Are you really insinuating that we should tolerate such diabolical
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of the remotest comprehension, let alone any ability to evaluate or
yet enunciate the English language sufficient for the understanding
of an idiot.

This would be grammatically recognized as a "run on sentence". I think he meant to say sufficiently in the adverbial sense but it still sounds like Roget induced sesquipedalian mumbo jumbo.


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