[Basilissa]

I have some modest savings, with which I was planning to purchase a second beach front property on lake Michigan (brother Jim Farmer knows where it is, don't you, Brother?). However, that purchase can wait a year or two, while our beloved pastor Zeke cannot wait. Brother Jim - by now you should have received a check for $500,000. Please confirm that it has arrived safely.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

We're not making much progress here, people. That false Christian showoff Creflo is gaining ground. He's got some nigra boxer pouring money all over him. How will you all feel if that boy gets his new plane before I do?

I'm thinking about dedicating all of Easter Sunday to the fundraising effort. You've all heard that story about Jesus coming back from the grave over and over again. This Easter, you'll have a new opportunity to show Jesus how much you appreciate His temporary sacrifice on the cross.

[Jim Farmer]

Thank you Sister Basilissa, As you can see your generous donation has been received.

[Walter Van Slyke]

After much soul searching, I have decided to sell my Brookline home and donate the proceeds to Pastor Zeke's jet fund. It should fetch a little over $3 million.


Where I will live, I don't know. I'm sure the Lord will provide.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Walter Van Slyke

After much soul searching, I have decided to sell my Brookline home and donate the proceeds to Pastor Zeke's jet fund. It should fetch a little over $3 million.


Where I will live, I don't know. I'm sure the Lord will provide.

Bless you for that Love Offering. That $3 million will help cover the costs of the custom men's room I'm having designed.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Originally Posted by Walter Van Slyke

After much soul searching, I have decided to sell my Brookline home and donate the proceeds to Pastor Zeke's jet fund. It should fetch a little over $3 million.

Where I will live, I don't know. I'm sure the Lord will provide.

Amen, brother. Since the Lord has mercifully provided all that is good in our lives, through no human striving have we come to these blessings anyway. God is in control so there is really no reason for us to put forth an effort to keep our homes. Let us mercifully donate all that we own to Pastor Ezekiel so that he may further glorify the face of Jesus.

[Freddy Osborne]

Originally Posted by Des

I'll be damned if I'm going to let our beloved Pastor be one-upped by a Darkie mumbo-jumbo mumbler! To borrow from the Jive terminology, God gotta represent, Word!


I have $17 million in my bug-out bag that I'm dropping off this evening. Then I'm dusting off the old Revival tent and hitting the road this spring. I'm not going to stop pushing the Faith until we have the money to get our Pastor a plane worthy of a True Representative of the One True God. Glory!

Hello Brother Des,

After my reverse mortgage fell thru I decided to attend an exclusive tithing seminar in Charlotte. After studying the latest trends of church marketing and fund raising, I contacted some church marketers and consultants, to come up with ways to get MORE money from them, and target those who have money to give. I suggest you consider this game changing strategy:

- First let me make one thing clear. This is not just money ploy. Even these people are probably among the most financially blessed, they need to be saved too. They have the same issues as the lower potential donors. Probably even more given their higher social standings. Plus most churches look at them, assume they are fine and leave them in a spiritual desert.

- Now we have to find them. This is pretty easy, some think it's tough, but it's pretty easy considering Landover's networking resources. These high capacity tithers have already identified themselves by who they are in the community and in other places - at work , at school, wherever it is. We can find them. A few are hiding, but most of them are fairly obvious.

- Once we find them, we should create environments and opportunities where you can build relationships with them. It might be a dinner gathering, or a dessert fellowship or something like that. Make it fun, make it casual. Don't let the group get too large. If it does (a good problem to have), we can break it up into a group per night during your stay. The right group may even require more than one.

- We have use this time to cast vision, to recast vision, if you've already cast vision, to build trust with them, to enhance relationships. Let them sit with Pastor Zeke in the cockpit saving souls around the world to give them a glimpse of where God is leading us.

Now there may be a few folks that say this may be playing favorites as described in James 2:

"1 My brethren, have not the faith of our Lord Jesus Christ, the Lord of glory, with respect of persons.

2 For if there come unto your assembly a man with a gold ring, in goodly apparel, and there come in also a poor man in vile raiment;

3 And ye have respect to him that weareth the gay clothing, and say unto him, Sit thou here in a good place; and say to the poor, Stand thou there, or sit here under my footstool:

4 Are ye not then partial in yourselves, and are become judges of evil thoughts?

5 Hearken, my beloved brethren, Hath not God chosen the poor of this world rich in faith, and heirs of the kingdom which he hath promised to them that love him?"

But who can argue with the fact that if we save the big dogs, then the pack will follow?

What do you think, Brother?

[Johny Joe Hold]

Originally Posted by Freddy Osborne

Hello Brother Des,

- First let me make one thing clear. This is not just money ploy.

We can't stress this enough, Brother Osborne. This is a project to save souls and we include the souls of our wealthy brethren.

You are correct to point out the sin of so many churches who take money from the wealthy but leave them for Satan to harvest. That is not the case at Landover Baptist.

I say to wealthy folks everywhere, open you bank accounts to help with Pastor Zeke's aircraft and your reward in eternity will be beyond anything you could have imagined.

Pastor Zeke, himself, has assured me of this.

[Miguel De Morillo]

you could try this simple money spell

Are you have Financial problems, having problems with increment in salary, if you are working since years and you feel and you are not happy with your salary then you can try this simple and effective money spells that will give you good results. The spell will help you with money, success in business, and many times will also make you lucky with lottery and gambling etc.

You will need an old coin. First clean the coin with rose water. Then on the coin with the help of a green ink or blue ink write your name on the coin. Then you will need a flower pot. Put the coin inside the pot. Then cover it with mud and plant any tree on it. Then once this is done then every morning, touch the pot and chant INNA JAMMA NANA MUNAFE. Chant these words 200 times every day. You will see that slowly you will have financial gains and all your money problems will be over.

Also it is very important that while casting this spell, you have to be very positive and don't let any negative thought to come to your mind. As while casting the spell you have to be very confident with lots of positive energy around you so that you will get positive results.

[Jim Farmer]

Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold

I say to wealthy folks everywhere, open you bank accounts to help with Pastor Zeke's aircraft and your reward in eternity will be beyond anything you could have imagined.

Pastor Zeke, himself, has assured me of this.

Not only do we provide assured Salvation™ to the wealthy, we are also offering a personal suite on board the plane for any True Christian™ man who donates $10 million or more. Ownership of a suite also gives you priority in the elevator in the event of rapture.

[Jim Farmer]

Originally Posted by Walter Van Slyke

After much soul searching, I have decided to sell my Brookline home and donate the proceeds to Pastor Zeke's jet fund. It should fetch a little over $3 million.


Where I will live, I don't know. I'm sure the Lord will provide.

Thank you Brother Walter

[Jim Farmer]

Originally Posted by Miguel De Morillo

you could try this simple money spell

Are you have Financial problems, having problems with increment in salary, if you are working since years and you feel and you are not happy with your salary then you can try this simple and effective money spells that will give you good results. The spell will help you with money, success in business, and many times will also make you lucky with lottery and gambling etc.

You will need an old coin. First clean the coin with rose water. Then on the coin with the help of a green ink or blue ink write your name on the coin. Then you will need a flower pot. Put the coin inside the pot. Then cover it with mud and plant any tree on it. Then once this is done then every morning, touch the pot and chant INNA JAMMA NANA MUNAFE. Chant these words 200 times every day. You will see that slowly you will have financial gains and all your money problems will be over.

Also it is very important that while casting this spell, you have to be very positive and don't let any negative thought to come to your mind. As while casting the spell you have to be very confident with lots of positive energy around you so that you will get positive results.

That sounds like witchcraft Have you been sent here by Satan?

[Miguel De Morillo]

Originally Posted by Jim Farmer

That sounds like witchcraft Have you been sent here by Satan?

no just a simple money spell I saw online, thought it might help !

[Freddy Osborne]

Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold

We can't stress this enough, Brother Osborne. This is a project to save souls and we include the souls of our wealthy brethren.

You are correct to point out the sin of so many churches who take money from the wealthy but leave them for Satan to harvest. That is not the case at Landover Baptist.

I say to wealthy folks everywhere, open you bank accounts to help with Pastor Zeke's aircraft and your reward in eternity will be beyond anything you could have imagined.

Pastor Zeke, himself, has assured me of this.

Some of the 1% are probably asking themselves, "Why should I help?"

I would also like to remind them that it is extremely difficult to get into Heaven.

Mark 10:25 "It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God."

Others may say, "But I have a lot of debt myself. Maybe next year."

Well I have news for the these folks, too. God will give it back in abundance.

2 Corinthians 9:6 "But this I say, He which soweth sparingly shall reap also sparingly; and he which soweth bountifully shall reap also bountifully."

So open your hearts, embrace Salvation and give The Lord the fruits of your labor!

Proverbs 3:9 "Honour the LORD with thy substance, and with the firstfruits of all thine increase:

10 So shall thy barns be filled with plenty, and thy presses shall burst out with new wine."

[Freddy Osborne]

Originally Posted by Jim Farmer

Not only do we provide assured Salvation™ to the wealthy, we are also offering a personal suite on board the plane for any True Christian™ man who donates $10 million or more. Ownership of a suite also gives you priority in the elevator in the event of rapture.

Wow! What an opportunity! These spots won't last long!

2 Corinthians 9:7 "Every man according as he purposeth in his heart, so let him give; not grudgingly, or of necessity: for God loveth a cheerful giver."

[Jim Farmer]

So, how much can I put you down for, Brother Freddy?

[Jim Farmer]

Originally Posted by Miguel De Morillo

no just a simple money spell I saw online, thought it might help !

Spells are from Satan

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Miguel De Morillo

you could try this simple money spell

Are you have Financial problems, having problems with increment in salary, if you are working since years and you feel and you are not happy with your salary then you can try this simple and effective money spells that will give you good results. The spell will help you with money, success in business, and many times will also make you lucky with lottery and gambling etc.

You will need an old coin. First clean the coin with rose water. Then on the coin with the help of a green ink or blue ink write your name on the coin. Then you will need a flower pot. Put the coin inside the pot. Then cover it with mud and plant any tree on it. Then once this is done then every morning, touch the pot and chant INNA JAMMA NANA MUNAFE. Chant these words 200 times every day. You will see that slowly you will have financial gains and all your money problems will be over.

Also it is very important that while casting this spell, you have to be very positive and don't let any negative thought to come to your mind. As while casting the spell you have to be very confident with lots of positive energy around you so that you will get positive results.

This is a very powerful prayer against witchcraft. This prayer can shut down witches and satanists forever. Being that this prayer basically shuts down the senders of the hexes and vexes by returning their evil to them sevenfold. I now hurl it at you in Christ's name!

Father,
In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth, I plead the precious uncorruptable blood of Jesus over myself and my church and everything that belongs to us. I ask for giant warrior Angels to be loosed from Heaven to surround and protect us. As your war club and weapons of war I break down, undamn, and blow up all walls of protection around all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, and the like, and I break the power of all curses, hexes, vexes, spells, charms, fetishes, physic prayers, physic thought, all witchcraft, sorcery, magic, voodoo, all mind control, jinxes, potions, bewitchments, death, destruction, sickness, pain, torment, physic power, physic warfare, prayer chains, and everything else being sent my way or my family members way, and I return it and the demons to the senders right now!, SEVENFOLD, and I BIND it to them by the Blood of Jesus!

Father, I pray that these lost souls will find the light of your son Jesus.. Their own snares and traps have been set against themselves.. In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth I now loose them from all mindcontrol of satan!.. Father I also ask that you Bind the Holy Spirit to there hearts as a guide to your son Jesus.. So they may be set free from the bondages of satan.

In Jesus name I pray..
Amen

[Walter Van Slyke]

Originally Posted by Jim Farmer

Not only do we provide assured Salvation™ to the wealthy, we are also offering a personal suite on board the plane for any True Christian™ man who donates $10 million or more. Ownership of a suite also gives you priority in the elevator in the event of rapture.

I do not have $10 million, but I would humbly request that my meager $3 million gives me priority access to the lovely bathroom that the Pastor is using it to build. It's not that I want to be first ( Mark 9:35 ). It's just that the old prostate ain't what it used to be.

[James Hutchins]

As many of you know, due to the wayward actions of a True Christian that had demons in his rectum, I suffered a serious financial setback (lost close to 30% of my holdings) and was unjustly persecuted by the FBI, Homeland Security and the SEC. The fines and 'campaign gifts' I had to pay out took another 30% of my meager funds. I had to cancel my own order of a G550 due to being poor.
That all said, my financial hardships mean nothing compared to the suffering Jesus went through for those three days in the cave before he ascended into Heven on Easter. Therefore, in an effort to show God how much I love him, I am donating (I'll need a recipt) 25% of my net profits from the first quarter of fiscal year 2015 (after expenses, taxes and fees) to the Pastoral Plane fund. I had my joo accountant wire transfer in $5,000,000 just before the cheap bastard turned offf the lights at sundown. Not a lot but it is the best I can do while I rebuild from the ashes of poverty.
I just pray Jesus sees my meager gift and accepts it graciously and it does not affect my Golden Ticket to Heaven.