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Default Heathen Hindus Shoot Sin into Space - 02-11-2009, 08:48 PM

Disgusting.

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Designs for India's First Manned Spaceship Revealed

By K. S. Jayaraman
Space News Correspondent


BANGALORE, India -The Indian Space Research Organisation (ISRO), with help from Russia, hopes to join the ranks of nations capable of independently launching astronauts into space around 2015 and has revealed the designs for its first orbiting crew capsule.

In its maiden manned mission, ISRO's largely autonomous 3-ton capsule will orbit the Earth at 248 miles (400 km) in altitude for up to seven days with a two-person crew on board, ISRO chairman G. Madhavan Nair announced Jan. 3 at the Indian Science Congress held in Shillong. The capsule will be designed to carry three people, and a planned upgraded version will be equipped with a rendezvous and docking capability, he said.

ISRO spokesman S. Satish told Space News Jan. 10 that the program is estimated to cost about 100 billion rupees ($2 billion) over an eight-year period dating back to 2007. The manned mission was formally proposed to the government in 2006.

Although full-mission funding has yet to be approved, Satish said preliminary work has already begun using 950 million rupees ($19.4 million) allocated for the effort in ISRO's 40.7 billion rupee ($834 million) budget for 2007-2008.

The necessary mission infrastructure includes a new launch pad at ISRO's Satish Dhawan Space Centre in Sriharikota, Satish said. Another key facility is an astronaut training center to be located in Bangalore.

As a precursor to manned spaceflights, ISRO launched and recovered intact a 1,212-pound (550-kg) space capsule in January 2007, demonstrating its capability to develop heat-resistant materials necessary for atmospheric re-entry. India also launched a landmark moon probe, Chandrayaan-1, into lunar orbit last year.

But several key capabilities have yet to be developed, including a man-rated launcher featuring safety and reliability enhancements, life support systems, rescue and recovery systems, a robotic manipulator, and new mission-management and control systems, Satish said.
http://www.space.com/businesstechnol...spaceship.html

Up until now, at least outer space had been safe from disfigured darkskin beggars smelling of curry. But no longer-- the heathenistic Hindus are now exporting their sin and blasphemy into the heavens. Of course, these new Indian rockets will have to develop a lot of thrust to escape God's gravity laden with freeze-dried chicken vindaloo, multi-armed elephant idols, and filthy Ganges water. I just hope their on-board computers don't require any tech support from planet earth, or they'll die listening to 14 heavily-accented apologies before they get any useful information.
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Default Re: Heathen Hindus Shoot Sin into Space - 02-12-2009, 04:21 AM

I can see it now: Cow dung heat shields. "We put our faith in our god."


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Default Re: Heathen Hindus Shoot Sin into Space - 02-12-2009, 06:21 AM

Oh, thank the Lord, I thought this thread was about a "Space Age" edition of the Kama Sutra!


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Default Re: Heathen Hindus Shoot Sin into Space - 02-12-2009, 04:40 PM

Hi all, I am new here how do I start a new thread to tell everyone about me? Sorry for coming into the middle of this to ask.
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Default Re: Heathen Hindus Shoot Sin into Space - 02-12-2009, 05:49 PM

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Default Re: Heathen Hindus Shoot Sin into Space - 02-13-2009, 03:44 AM

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Is that supposed to be some sort of depraved play on words?

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