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Default Introduction - 04-27-2019, 05:08 PM

"Tell us what church you go to"


- True Bible Baptist Church in Des Moines, Iowa



"and what your favorite Bible verse is"


- Hebrews 13:8 Jesus Christ the same yesterday, and to day, and for ever.



"and how you came to find Jesus."



- By opening up my King James Bible, reading it, humbly accepting everything it said, and practicing it. It was also helpful to have a nice Baptist Church in a neighborhood full of Godless Liberals. Lately, though, I've come to be disappointed. I asked my pastor what shape the earth is and he said it is round. He also has lately been letting some black people into our church without segregating them (that is, making them sit in the back seats)


I'm thinking I should just leave, and move to Freehold so that I can join y'all in your Landover Baptist Church. How far away is Freehold from Des Moines?
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Default Re: Introduction - 04-27-2019, 05:17 PM

Hello and to our friendly forum, John!

You seem like a nice fellow, and I love your choice of favorite verse. Hebrew 13 is such a lovely chapter. My personal favorite is:

Hebrews 13:17 Obey them that have the rule over you, and submit yourselves: for they watch for your souls, as they that must give account, that they may do it with joy, and not with grief: for that is unprofitable for you.

I bring it up any time some Social Justice Sunday Warrior brings up gender or racial inequalities. This verse shows that God frowns upon people who try to mess with the social order.

Anyway, Freehold is not too far from Des Moines, but you need to know that we are a gated community, so we don't let just anyone in.

I am looking forward to read more of your posts!
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Default Re: Introduction - 05-01-2019, 06:28 PM

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Hello and to our friendly forum, John!

You seem like a nice fellow, and I love your choice of favorite verse. Hebrew 13 is such a lovely chapter. My personal favorite is:

Hebrews 13:17 Obey them that have the rule over you, and submit yourselves: for they watch for your souls, as they that must give account, that they may do it with joy, and not with grief: for that is unprofitable for you.

I bring it up any time some Social Justice Sunday Warrior brings up gender or racial inequalities. This verse shows that God frowns upon people who try to mess with the social order.

Anyway, Freehold is not too far from Des Moines, but you need to know that we are a gated community, so we don't let just anyone in.

I am looking forward to read more of your posts!



What exactly is the process for being let in through the gates of Freehold? Are they the same as the "gates of righteousness" mentioned in Psalm 118:19?
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What exactly is the process for being let in through the gates of Freehold? Are they the same as the "gates of righteousness" mentioned in Psalm 118:19?
Who are you? I don't know you and I doubt any of my True Christian™ Brothers and Sisters know you. Freehold is a gated community; that means, we don't let some random strangers in.
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Who are you? I don't know you and I doubt any of my True Christian™ Brothers and Sisters know you. Freehold is a gated community; that means, we don't let some random strangers in.

How can I get to know y'all (you and your True Christian™ Brothers and Sisters) so that I am not a random stranger anymore? I will say that I am willing to do whatever it takes. I hate living in Des Moines.
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How can I get to know y'all (you and your True Christian™ Brothers and Sisters) so that I am not a random stranger anymore? I will say that I am willing to do whatever it takes. I hate living in Des Moines.
How about starting to show how much you love Jesus, and how well you know the Holy Bible, by participating right here on this forum?
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I will say that I am willing to do whatever it takes.
I am glad to hear that! Please donate a significant amount of money to our church and post the receipt here as proof. We also need a picture of you holding your Bible. I believe today's useless youth refers to this as a "selfie".


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"Tell us what church you go to"

- True Bible Baptist Church in Des Moines, Iowa

"and what your favorite Bible verse is"

- Hebrews 13:8 Jesus Christ the same yesterday, and to day, and for ever.

"and how you came to find Jesus."

- By opening up my King James Bible, reading it, humbly accepting everything it said, and practicing it. It was also helpful to have a nice Baptist Church in a neighborhood full of Godless Liberals. Lately, though, I've come to be disappointed. I asked my pastor what shape the earth is and he said it is round. He also has lately been letting some black people into our church without segregating them (that is, making them sit in the back seats)

I'm thinking I should just leave, and move to Freehold so that I can join y'all in your Landover Baptist Church. How far away is Freehold from Des Moines?
Dear John: Greetings in ' precious Name, and to our assembly, here at . We are happy that you have found your way here to seek fellowship with us. I should mention that we are a "no nonsense" group of believers here. You will find that all of our Scriptural references come from the . We do not use any of those other watered-down versions, and we do not cherry-pick our favorite verses whilst ignoring others.

I'd like to leave you with a Scriptural verse of particular significance, and one that you must always remember: Romans 6:23 " For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord." May richly bless you as you find here, at . We look forward to getting to know you! A blessed day to you, Dear. Sincerely, Isabella W.



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