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Default Imma homo here - 05-16-2019, 01:48 AM

Friendly question: do you like trains?
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Default Re: Why homo here - 05-16-2019, 01:52 AM

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Friendly question: do you like trains?
What's "friendly" about ignoring our gracious hosts' simple request, as in "Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus."?



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Default Re: Why homo here - 05-16-2019, 01:59 AM

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Dear Miss ElmoRise: Welcome to , at . We are pleased that you have found your way here, and we pray that you are serving the , which you must do in order to avoid spending eternity in , which is what you actually deserve for being such a wretched, horrible, evil, rotten sinner. You will find that we are a no-nonsense, strict group of believers who focus on the mercy of the saving of . As such, we follow the very carefully, and we have no time for other, watered-down versions of the Holy Bible, just as we have no time for trifling trolls who come around these parts to see how far they can push our sanctified buttons.

Now, then, that was the nice introduction, and now it's time to get down to business. To answer your question about trains, we are not interested in that sort of thing. At the top of the Introduction Forum page, you will have seen that we have asked that you tell us what church you go to, and what your favorite Bible verse is, in addition to explaining how you came to find . Please do not waste our time with silly questions about trains, or other such nonsense. We are here to praise and to declare

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Grammar Nazi Re: Why homo here - 05-16-2019, 02:02 AM

Cant really understand the golden text, but ok.
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Cant really understand the golden text, but ok.
Silly me. I should have realized you most likely have a short span of attention. I've boiled it down for you -- don't forget the three simple requests:


1) Tell us what church you go to

2) What your favorite Bible verse is

3) How you came to find Jesus.


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Default Re: Why homo here - 05-16-2019, 02:14 AM

Again, these are personal details i prefer to keep to myself.

Heres one thing: i am serb

God of Justice; Thou who saved us
when in deepest bondage cast,
Hear Thy Serbian children's voices,
Be our help as in the past.

With Thy mighty hand sustain us,
Still our rugged pathway trace;
God, our hope; protect and cherish,
Serbian lands and Serbian race!

Bind in closest links our kindred
Teach the love that will not fail,
May the loathed fiend of discord
Never in our ranks prevail.

Let the golden fruits of union
Our young tree of freedom grace;
God, our Master! Guide and prosper,(*)
Serbian lands and Serbian race!(*)

Lord! Avert from us Thy vengeance,
Thunder of Thy dreaded ire;
Bless each Serbian town and hamlet,
Mountain, meadow, heart and spire!

When our host goes forth to battle
Death or victory to embrace-
God of armies! Be our leader,(*)
Strengthen then the Serbian race!(*)

On our sepulchre of ages
Breaks the resurrection morn,
From the slough of direst slavery
Serbia anew is born.

Through five hundred years of durance
We have knelt before Thy face,
All our kin, O God! Deliver,(*)
Thus entreats the Serbian race!(*)
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Default Re: Why homo here - 05-16-2019, 02:32 AM

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Again, these are personal details i prefer to keep to myself.
Personal details? My dear Miss ElmoRise, I see no reason for you to think that you are divulging "personal details". The three requests at the top of our Introduction Forum are for your benefit, assuming you wish to partake in the blessings that are found from associating with believers. If I were you, I would reconsider. I think I can promise you that you will do much better at fitting in with us here when you do so, and I hope you will do this very shortly. You must remember that until you can trust us with some basic information, you are considered as "unsaved trash". Now, then, why don't you tell us what your favorite Bible verse is? If you show me yours, then I will show you mine. Romans 6:23 "For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord."
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Default Re: Why homo here - 05-16-2019, 08:06 AM

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Again, these are personal details i prefer to keep to myself.

Heres one thing: i am serb
I learn that "serbs" come from a place called "Serbia". I did a little research and came across:

https://www.urbandictionary.com/defi...=Serbia&page=4
Serbia
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A pathetic shithole on the balkans which thinks that it has a more glorious history that any other balkan nation.

They were only a power under Stephan Dushan but
Bulgaria has dominated the balkans 4 times and 2 times has been a major power in Europe in the middle ages.
By the time the bulgarians had a big and glorious country,developed literacy and made the cyrilic alphabet(which Serbia also uses!) the serbians were a stinky horde.

Not to mention that serbian lands were 3 times under the rule of the bulgarians in the middle ages.
Their second pride is that they won the second balkan war.That's all.
Idiot:Serbia has the most glorious history!
Bulgarian:read some history you idiot.And then go fight terrorists while bulgaria goes to the european union.
Do Serbs look like ordinary people, or are you not in "God's Image"?




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Again, these are personal details i prefer to keep to myself.

Heres one thing: i am serb
I'm sorry to hear that. Perhaps you should consider moving to a country that is a little more relevant to Jesus and his followers in the United States.


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Cant really understand the golden text, but ok.
Or English in general, apparently.



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Default Re: Why homo here - 05-16-2019, 02:26 AM

So your logic is that i forgot an apostrophe, i don’t know english? Lol.
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Default Re: Why homo here - 05-16-2019, 09:03 PM

Hi. Welcome to the forum. Are you Serbian Orthodox? I know that the Roman "church" hived itself off centuries ago followed by mutual excommunication and that invitations to their popes have been rejected. Anything a pope rejects can't be all bad but there is a question of icons to be considered. Are these used in your place of worship?
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Well! I see that it did not take long for our Godly moderators to see through your pretense, Miss HOMO Rise! And I also see that you've been ignoring our friendly advice and have not shown your sinful, shameful face around these parts again! Don't say we did not warn you, because we've given you plenty of warning. The wrath of Almighty is coming your way for not repenting of your abominations. Don't believe us? Well, here it is, from the -- Galatians 6:7 "Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap."


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Bible Re: Why homo here - 05-16-2019, 04:46 PM

I'm extremely offended that this person's introduction to us includes such filthy, pornographic language. When HomoRise mentions "trains," he is NOT talking about locomotives. He's referring to a vile faggot sex act in which multiple homers back into each others "cabooses" in a line like a train, oftentimes smoking the pot to simulate the smoke of the steam engine. Well, young man, God hates queers running trains (Leviticus 18:22, Leviticus 20:13, 1 Corinthians 6:9-10, Romans 1:27, 1 Timothy 1:10), so what do you have to say about that?


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Default Re: Why homo here - 05-16-2019, 06:59 PM

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I'm extremely offended that this person's introduction to us includes such filthy, pornographic language. When HomoRise mentions "trains," he is NOT talking about locomotives. He's referring to a vile faggot sex act in which multiple homers back into each others "cabooses" in a line like a train, oftentimes smoking the pot to simulate the smoke of the steam engine. Well, young man, God hates queers running trains (Leviticus 18:22, Leviticus 20:13, 1 Corinthians 6:9-10, Romans 1:27, 1 Timothy 1:10), so what do you have to say about that?
Oh, my heavenly stars, Brother Lukes! Honestly, I had no idea that Miss HOMO Rise was speaking in code. It did seem strange that she would be concerned about trains, but, truly, I thought she had an interest in locomotives such as the Orient Express. Little did I know that there was a sinister, perverse reason for her question, but I did detect that she was smirking as she presented her question to our congregation of sanctified believers here, at . Oh, well, I have a feeling that we will not be seeing her again, now that she has been exposed. If she should return, it won't be long until her account is marked, "Aeternal Damnation Assured"! A blessed day to you, dear Brother Lukes. Sincerely, Isabella W.



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Default Re: Why homo here - 05-16-2019, 07:18 PM

This Serb woman might be referring to "Night Train Wine." It is fortified with extra alcohol that makes people pass out sooner. Lots of atheists throw it down:



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Default Re: Imma homo here - 05-17-2019, 02:23 PM

Nephew Zebulun is always a great help. He sent me a picture of what he says is a Serb in national dress:
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Default Re: Imma homo here - 05-17-2019, 02:28 PM

I had to google what a “Serb” is and I immediately went to my Pa after seeing what I found. Apparently soccer (yes it is soccer for you non-Americans) is a sport where “serbs” are okay with kissing each other on the soccer field. I feel obligated to write a strongly worded letter to Serbia or whatever country it’s called to express my dislike of how they shun The Bible in public. As a Christian I feel it’s my duty to let heathens know what they are doing is WRONG.



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Default Re: Imma homo here - 05-18-2019, 07:55 AM

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I dread to think what the women wear.
I've just finished selecting fabric for the next season's collection and was puzzled and horrified to see this "garment" (not one of my designs) comprising a washed out sort of print—distressed I think it's called—well sequinned with revolting fake fur in hues no animal would be seen alive in which reminded me of your post.

Upon reflection, there may be some radioactive carcasses that look like that. I do not personally wear radioactive pelts. Others may be less discriminating.
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Default Re: Why homo here - 05-16-2019, 11:09 PM

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Oh, my heavenly stars, Brother Lukes! Honestly, I had no idea that Miss HOMO Rise was speaking in code. It did seem strange that she would be concerned about trains, but, truly, I thought she had an interest in locomotives such as the Orient Express. Little did I know that there was a sinister, perverse reason for her question, but I did detect that she was smirking as she presented her question to our congregation of sanctified believers here, at . Oh, well, I have a feeling that we will not be seeing her again, now that she has been exposed. If she should return, it won't be long until her account is marked, "Aeternal Damnation Assured"! A blessed day to you, dear Brother Lukes. Sincerely, Isabella W.
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