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Default Ban coat hangers from the public. - 05-20-2019, 07:33 PM

With the new abortion laws being sprung up, I couldn’t be happier. I do feel, however, that the laws are not strong enough. My idea may seem a bit radical but hear me out. I know as ladies when we do our family’s laundry that some clothes have to be hung up on coat hangers. I was doing research and found that some women attempt to do home abortions with the very things you hang clothes on. Not only am I shocked and disgusted that they aren’t always used for their INTENDED purposes, but I am worried because this is an everyday object most everyone has access to at home. I propose that we lobby for a coat hanger ban and to supplement the need for clothes to be hung. A harsh prison sentence for those who keep hooked hangers.

I found a hanger that I don’t believe is possible to be used for abortions as well.

https://www.homedepot.com/p/Honey-Ca...1734/202866544



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Smile Re: Ban coat hangers from the public. - 05-20-2019, 09:53 PM

Young Miss Levantine, I'm glad you brought this to our attention. Indeed, that hanger you pictured would save the lives of countless rape babies from their murderous whore mothers. As an unintended consequence, car thefts would presumably also decrease, because good luck opening a locked car door with that wooden thing. I'm really very impressed with your idea, and I think you should forward it to your state representatives. The liberals need to stop bitching about banning guns and ban the REAL instrument of death: coat hangers. Any pregnant woman found in possession of a coat hanger should be charged with possession of a deadly weapon and conspiracy to commit homicide. Won't somebody PLEASE think of the rape babies?


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Default Re: Ban coat hangers from the public. - 05-20-2019, 10:16 PM

Oh, dear Sister Maxine: I do thank you so much for bringing up this very important, and timely, topic. Goodness me, this can pose a bit of a dilemma, as we are to keep our houses neat and clean always, to please our husbands at all times, always being diligent and conscientious. Proverbs 31:27 “ She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness.”

So, it would not do to be without a method for the orderly hanging of garments in our closets. Yet, on the other hand, we do not want to have objects in our Godly dwellings that could be used for harmful, sinful purposes. My solution has been that I use plastic hangers that attach to each other, as shown below. They are harmless, and they are excellent at organizing various bits and bobs of clothing for the same ensemble. You’ll find that you can hang a skirt, slip, blouse and jacket — all on the same contraption.




And, you’ll find that this example of domestic organizing has the blessing of the , too! I Corinthians 14:40 “Let all things be done decently and in order.”

Now, hangers are one thing, but I think it would be good to also check others areas of the house where similar, potentially-harmful objects should be banned. Let’s start with the kitchen, shall we? What about melon scoopers? Bulbous, balloon whisks? Gravy ladles? Turkey basters? I shudder to think that Satan might suggest sinful activities with these, but we know that he will try anything to attack the believers of the . I Peter 5:8 “Be sober, be vigilant; because your adversary the devil, as a roaring lion, walketh about, seeking whom he may devour”.

A blessed day to you, my dear, Godly Sister.
Sincerely, Isabella W.
P.S. I should mention, dear Maxine, that I buy my plastic hangers at the local dollar store. Not only are they cheap and cheerful, but it makes me feel good that I am not contributing to the profits of any of those Homer Depot stores.



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Default Re: Ban coat hangers from the public. - 05-21-2019, 07:29 AM

I just read that there was also something called "back alley" abortions. I never understood why city planners put in alleys in the first place. It seems to me that you could have more yard space without those alleys. Since Democrats run many cities it's now understandable why they put them in - a place to have abortions.

Alleys should also be banned, and the space they now occupy should be turned over to home owners.


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Default Re: Ban coat hangers from the public. - 05-22-2019, 09:47 AM

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"back alley" abortions..home owners
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. . . . . .They are not without consequences.


These are not Christian values!

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I just read that there was also something called "back alley" abortions. I never understood why city planners put in alleys in the first place. It seems to me that you could have more yard space without those alleys. Since Democrats run many cities it's now understandable why they put them in - a place to have abortions.

Alleys should also be banned, and the space they now occupy should be turned over to home owners.
So first sluts walk down alleys hoping to be raped, and once they're pregnant they come back to the same alley to murder the unborn offspring of their lustful trysts? Is there no depth the modern woman won't sink to?


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Default Re: Ban coat hangers from the public. - 06-02-2019, 06:22 PM

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So first sluts walk down alleys hoping to be raped, and once they're pregnant they come back to the same alley to murder the unborn offspring of their lustful trysts? Is there no depth the modern woman won't sink to?

Yes Mr. Lukes, I fully agree. The modern woman needs to see the full Biblical consequences of her romantic encounters. Hardship, pain and a lifetime of shame of having multiple illegitimate half-brown offspring.
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