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Deuteronomy 22:5
The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God

Got that, Feminazis? You are abomination. And do you know what the Bible says to do to abominations?

Leviticus 20:13
If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

Women who wear pants are worthy of execution. Yet the only place in the world that comes anywhere near to honoring God on this issue is Sudan:
Lubna Ahmed al-Hussein, who says she is facing 40 lashes, said she and 12 other women wearing trousers were arrested in a restaurant in the capital, Khartoum.

The women were arrested in a Khartoum restaurant and accused of wearing clothes that threatened the values and virtue of Sudanese society.
And, like everything worthwhile, the French are against it:
The French foreign ministry said in a statement it "strongly condemned" the punishment.

"France, which is fighting for the abolition of cruel, inhuman or degrading punishment or treatment and is combating violence against women, demands that the Sudanese authorities break off its prosecution of these people," the statement said.
Luckily they seem to fighting it the same way they've fought every other fight they've fought.

Once True Christianity takes over America, and we liberate Sudan, we will replace this "slap on the wrist" policy with what God actually wants.

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Default Re: A friendly reminder for women who wear pants - 08-13-2009, 09:26 PM

So does this mean I can or can't wear my Burquini to the beach tomorrow? I am getting one, minus the cap, for I am not a Muslimah, and don't need that part. Just asking. I sunburn easy, that is why I chose this kind.
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Default Re: A friendly reminder for women who wear pants - 01-24-2013, 03:43 AM

My father and husband have both forbid me from ever wearing pants. For a woman is to dress modestly and not wear that of men. Additionally, I feel better prepared to serve my husband as he wishes in a dress than I feel I ever would if I were to ever wear pants.

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Default Re: A friendly reminder for women who wear pants - 01-24-2013, 01:32 PM

@ Morgana, if you don't mind me saying, that's quite the fetching outfit you have on there. Why, if I weren't a married man...
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Default Re: A friendly reminder for women who wear pants - 01-29-2013, 06:31 PM

The pants I wear are very flattering to the feminine body and would look ridiculous on a man. If a pair of skinny jeans or fitted floral trousers are actually a man's garment, then I think that would make me a little uncomfortable... :S
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Default Re: A friendly reminder for women who wear pants - 01-29-2013, 06:35 PM

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The pants I wear are very flattering to the feminine body and would look ridiculous on a man. If a pair of skinny jeans or fitted floral trousers are actually a man's garment, then I think that would make me a little uncomfortable... :S
So not only do you want to look like a man but you want to look like a sissy queerboy man. Disgusting!



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Default Re: A friendly reminder for women who wear pants - 01-29-2013, 06:53 PM

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The pants I wear are very flattering to the feminine body and would look ridiculous on a man. If a pair of skinny jeans or fitted floral trousers are actually a man's garment, then I think that would make me a little uncomfortable... :S
You don't get out much do you....

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And these are reffered to as "Junkie Jeans" which shows you who their target audience is.



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You don't get out much do you....

From the 1960's


And these are reffered to as "Junkie Jeans" which shows you who their target audience is.

You don't get out much apparently. I am not here to talk fashion but I'm not talking hippie Halloween costume pants.



Not that it really matters.

But if these are mens clothes, then wow. Just, wow.
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Not that it really matters.

But if these are mens clothes, then wow. Just, wow.

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Wow, okay some of these are just funny, I mean come on. The second photo though.... Homosexual perhaps, but what makes you think he is Jewish? I just see a Caucasian guy with tights and dark hair.

And haha, Anderson Cooper has chicken legs...
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Uhhhhh....................I think I was happier thinking that "floral skinny pants were just immodest.


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You don't get out much apparently. I am not here to talk fashion but I'm not talking hippie Halloween costume pants.



Not that it really matters.

But if these are mens clothes, then wow. Just, wow.
Perhaps not (who knows in this day and age) but is it modest?


1st Timothy 2:9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;


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Perhaps not (who knows in this day and age) but is it modest?


1st Timothy 2:9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
Modest? I think so. Trousers, unlike jeans, fit loosely around the butt and thighs so it's not like you are just wearing a new layer of skin (Please don't make me look up the definition of trousers, haha. I know how some of you people can get )
Plus, I don't buy expensive clothes, I probably budget myself to $20.00 every time I shop and that is a hard thing to do in these times! (You've got to be thrifty!)

I understand that ultimately, all pants are going to be considered a sin when worn by a woman.

On a funny note though, it is WAY too cold up here in Canada to wear a skirt or dress all the time! Plus it gets windy... What if my skirt flies up? (Jokes, jokes)
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Default Re: A friendly reminder for women who wear pants - 11-09-2013, 07:48 PM

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Deuteronomy 22:5
The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God

Got that, Feminazis? You are abomination.
Wow, someone give this thing a gold star. Want a cookie too? Wonderful. I'll get the oven warmed up.
The very fact that you think this still applies today just kind of makes me want to projectile vomit. At the time Deuteronomy was written, pants weren't really a thing, and pants nowadays aren't really meant for any specific gender to wear. They're gender neutral. Pants FITTED for boys can still be worn by females, and pants for females can be worn by boys. Wow. Shocking.

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Wow, someone give this thing a gold star. Want a cookie too? Wonderful. I'll get the oven warmed up.
The very fact that you think this still applies today just kind of makes me want to projectile vomit. At the time Deuteronomy was written, pants weren't really a thing, and pants nowadays aren't really meant for any specific gender to wear. They're gender neutral. Pants FITTED for boys can still be worn by females, and pants for females can be worn by boys. Wow. Shocking.

Have a nice day and don't forget to turn down the misogyny.
You seem a bit... on edge, dear. I know who can make you feel complete and whole.



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Wow, someone give this thing a gold star. Want a cookie too? Wonderful. I'll get the oven warmed up.
The very fact that you think this still applies today just kind of makes me want to projectile vomit. At the time Deuteronomy was written, pants weren't really a thing, and pants nowadays aren't really meant for any specific gender to wear. They're gender neutral. Pants FITTED for boys can still be worn by females, and pants for females can be worn by boys. Wow. Shocking.

Have a nice day and don't forget to turn down the misogyny.
The verse says women must not wear that which pertains to men. It doesn't make an exception for clothing that also pertains to women.

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Default Re: A friendly reminder for women who wear pants - 11-12-2013, 12:44 AM

Women who wear pants are transvestites, plain and simple. A man who wears a dress is immediately recognized as such a queer, but there seems to be an unGodly turning of a blind eye by society to the same thing done by unGodly women.

I am happy this has been helpfully discussed here.




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Default Re: A friendly reminder for women who wear pants - 09-24-2016, 09:04 PM

Guess what? I'm so disgusted right now. A bunch of femenazis in the clothes sweatshop somewhere in Asia decided to directly ATTACK and PERSECUTE True Christians™ with THESE abominations:
Ladies, ONLY click these links if your husband says it's ok (Keep in mind that George pasted these links for me, he didn't allow me to click the third one)
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https://ae01.alicdn.com/kf/HTB1LL4uM...nt-flowers.jpg
Whoever made these are DIRECTLY attacking Deuteronomy 22:5, trying to make it "ok" for girls to wear pants because they covered it in bright girly colors. Disgusting.


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Love Jesus Re: A friendly reminder for women who wear pants - 09-24-2016, 09:11 PM

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Guess what? I'm so disgusted right now. A bunch of femenazis in the clothes sweatshop somewhere in Asia decided to directly ATTACK and PERSECUTE True Christians™ with THESE abominations:
Ladies, ONLY click these links if your husband says it's ok (Keep in mind that George pasted these links for me, he didn't allow me to click the third one)
https://i5.walmartimages.com/asr/c10...3815e6626.jpeg
http://g01.a.alicdn.com/kf/HTB1sblCI...s-Leggings.jpg
https://ae01.alicdn.com/kf/HTB1LL4uM...nt-flowers.jpg
Whoever made these are DIRECTLY attacking Deuteronomy 22:5, trying to make it "ok" for girls to wear pants because they covered it in bright girly colors. Disgusting.

Sister Anne,
What a shame it is that you are already wed, for your purity and zeal for Christ are so apparent. Indeed, your last name should be SANE, because you certainly have the sanity of all Christians. (Isaiah 26:3)
Should your husband ever meet an untimely death - which is highly unlikely - know that I would be more than happy to console you with brotherly love and manly strength. Hallelujah!.
Say - what time does he usually leave for work each morning?


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Default Re: A friendly reminder for women who wear pants - 09-24-2016, 09:22 PM

Well, he wakes up at 6:30 (leaving me to awaken at 3 or 4 to prepare breakfast) Since most people take their children to school at that time, he spends some time preaching to the parents about the evils of public school. His actual job begins at 7:30 because he spends 30 minutes preaching and it takes 30 more for him to drive to work. He works at a boat manufacturing company by the way, in case you were wondering.


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