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Default Eight of the Top Ten Gayest Sports Teams Are Soccer Teams - 08-13-2009, 09:28 PM

As part of my Scientheistic Research, I have compiled a list of the World's Most Homosexual Sports Teams.


Oddly enough, only one professional cycling team, Cofidis, made the list. Most of the rest were soccer, or football as many misguided Europeans insist on calling the rather silly sport, teams. This year, the list was dominated by English Premier League teams.


Here is the list, with the first team listed being the gayest. Unless indicated, the teams are all English Soccer Teams:






Manchester United


Cofidis-Unspectacluar French Cycling Team


Hull City


Sunderland


Futbol Club de Barcelona-Gayest Spanish Soccer Team


Chelsea


Bolton


Stroke City


Palmerias-A Brazilian Soccer team with many admitted queer players


The Argentina Boys-An Argentine all-male openly queer Field Hockey Team




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Default Re: Eight of the Top Ten Gayest Sports Teams Are Soccer Teams - 08-14-2009, 12:14 AM

How am I not suprised for this? Soccer is for sissy pretty boys who can't take a punch. Soccer is loved in Europe for a reason.

Now American Football....now that's a sport.
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Default Re: Eight of the Top Ten Gayest Sports Teams Are Soccer Teams - 08-14-2009, 12:45 AM

Its football not soccer that word is so lame
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Default Re: Eight of the Top Ten Gayest Sports Teams Are Soccer Teams - 08-14-2009, 01:29 AM

Someone remind me in my travels in the future to stay away from any place called "Stroke City".



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Default Re: Eight of the Top Ten Gayest Sports Teams Are Soccer Teams - 08-14-2009, 02:34 AM

Why am I not surprised at number 1...

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Default Re: Eight of the Top Ten Gayest Sports Teams Are Soccer Teams - 08-14-2009, 02:38 AM

Exactly. The overtly sodomitic overtones of their post game celebrations were what pushed Manchester United ahead of all of the other extremely gay soccer teams. Here is yet another where the players may as well be in a Turkish Bathhouse based on their antics.




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Default Re: Eight of the Top Ten Gayest Sports Teams Are Soccer Teams - 03-16-2011, 10:27 AM

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How am I not suprised for this? Soccer is for sissy pretty boys who can't take a punch. Soccer is loved in Europe for a reason.

Now American Football....now that's a sport.
we in england view american football as a girls version
of rugby. what with all that padding and hemlets and
stuff. in fact all american sports are pretty rubbish.

why call it football when you dont use your feet?? baffling.

proper football by the way, is the most popular sport in the
world, and is the birthchild of england. can understand why
you would think it played by sissy,s coz they go down claiming
to be injured... only to gain a advantage.

would love to see your american footballers play without protection
against our rugby team.. would be quite funny as our rugby lads
would murder your softie footy players. hahaha..


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Default Re: Eight of the Top Ten Gayest Sports Teams Are Soccer Teams - 03-25-2011, 05:53 PM

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we in england view american football as a girls version
of rugby. what with all that padding and hemlets and
stuff. in fact all american sports are pretty rubbish.

why call it football when you dont use your feet?? baffling.

proper football by the way, is the most popular sport in the
world, and is the birthchild of england. can understand why
you would think it played by sissy,s coz they go down claiming
to be injured... only to gain a advantage.

would love to see your american footballers play without protection
against our rugby team.. would be quite funny as our rugby lads
would murder your softie footy players. hahaha..
Why would a little girl like you know what American football is all about? For your information wearing protective gear actually makes the sport more dangerous not less. In both boxing and American football, the hits are much harder, not softer. In rugby, the sissies hit each other easier because they do not want to injure their bodies, because it hurts when you do that.


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Default Re: Eight of the Top Ten Gayest Sports Teams Are Soccer Teams - 03-25-2011, 08:39 PM

Being a soft-minded female , I have little knowledge of sports. I have, however, enjoyed watching bull-riding from time to time.

This sport appeals to me because I can easily distinguish the players, in that the bulls are generally larger and have horns and tails. Furthermore, conceptually, it is easy for my lessor feminine intellect to grasp.

The guy gets up on the bull; the guy gets thrown off the bull. Also, the action doesn't stretch out for a long time, so I rarely lose interest.

Really, the entire sport is rather like God's Word--it's just so easy to grasp.


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Default Re: Eight of the Top Ten Gayest Sports Teams Are Soccer Teams - 03-26-2011, 12:50 AM

Although I don't follow any sport, I do wonder why soccer players seem so disinterested in scoring "goals" - I would have thought that scoring as many as possible, thereby winning the game, would have been the objective.

Manœuvres like this however suggest some other goal may predominate in players' minds.

Off field activities involve getting hair or promoting underwear, rather than more manly activities:



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There are many methods to avoid scoring a goal. I think three will suffice.

METHOD 1



METHOD 2



METHOD 3

Without any in-depth knowledge of sporting pursuits in general, or of soccer in particular, I cannot really comment on any of the above. However it does seem that what limited understanding I do have - thinking that "kicking goals" might be on the agenda for example - is somewhat wide of the mark.

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Default Re: Eight of the Top Ten Gayest Sports Teams Are Soccer Teams - 09-16-2009, 11:05 AM

Hi, friends


As part of MY scienTIFIC research, i have compiled a list as to why the poster of this thread is an ABSOLUTE F*CKTARD.

First of all, i'd like to say that Europe has progressed past america in every possible way. America is still stuck with abortion problems, HOW PRIMITIVE IS THAT CAVE-AMERICA

1 - FOOTBALL is FOOTBALL. THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS SOCCER. DONT EVER MENTION IT AGAIN YOU F*CKTARD

2 - Spelling. learn to spell before even signing up to a forum. I guess CHRISTIAN forums are home of the retarded, but at least most of these know how to spell illiterate

3 - Naming sports teams RANDOMLY does NO GOOD FOR ANYONE.
THIS IS TYPICAL FOR RETARDED CHRISTIANS - YOU NEVER MENTION REASONS, YOU NEVER CONSIDER WHAT CONSEQUENCES YOUR WORDS OR ACTIONS MIGHT HAVE. "BECAUSE THE LORD SAID IT" IS NO ARGUMENT FOR ANYTHING

4 - Seriously, dumb yank's shouldn't be ever be taken seriously when discussing sports or religion. you run your own little 'NFL' 'MLS' and so on.

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As part of my Scientheistic Research, I have compiled a list of the World's Most Homosexual Sports Teams.


Oddly enough, only one professional cycling team, Cofidis, made the list. Most of the rest were soccer, or football as many misguided Europeans insist on calling the rather silly sport, teams. This year, the list was dominated by English Premier League teams.


Here is the list, with the first team listed being the gayest. Unless indicated, the teams are all English Soccer Teams:






Manchester United


Cofidis-Unspectacluar French Cycling Team


Hull City


Sunderland


Futbol Club de Barcelona-Gayest Spanish Soccer Team


Chelsea


Bolton


Stroke City


Palmerias-A Brazilian Soccer team with many admitted queer players


The Argentina Boys-An Argentine all-male openly queer Field Hockey Team




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Are you a mooslim?

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Default Re: Eight of the Top Ten Gayest Sports Teams Are Soccer Teams - 09-16-2009, 12:20 PM

Professor Bessemer, would you be so good as to explain a little about how you came to your results please? Thanks
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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Eight of the Top Ten Gayest Sports Teams Are Soccer Teams - 09-16-2009, 01:27 PM

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Soccer is for fags. Everyone in America (God's favorite country) knows that!
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Default Re: Eight of the Top Ten Gayest Sports Teams Are Soccer Teams - 09-16-2009, 03:02 PM

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Soccer is for fags. Everyone in America (God's favorite country) knows that!
In your parochial view maybe.

However, I still tend to think that "men" (questionable) who need helmets and massive padding to play Rugby are puffs/queers/shirtlifters!

Football = Soccer - Soccer is a "pansy" term for real football!

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Default Re: Eight of the Top Ten Gayest Sports Teams Are Soccer Teams - 09-17-2009, 08:32 PM

I take this thread to be a brilliant spoof on bigotry, ignorance and stupidity! No one in their right mind could belive this twaddle about English football! Stroke City rather than Stoke City rather gives it away! It is really funny though sad that there are those in the USA who might be so daft as to hold such views!
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Default Re: Eight of the Top Ten Gayest Sports Teams Are Soccer Teams - 09-17-2009, 08:40 PM

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I take this thread to be a brilliant spoof on bigotry, ignorance and stupidity! No one in their right mind could belive this twaddle about English football! Stroke City rather than Stoke City rather gives it away! It is really funny though sad that there are those in the USA who might be so daft as to hold such views!
Spoof? Give me a break, even my unsaved relatives think soccer is kiddy sport that no grown man should be part of.



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