[Dennis Lukes]

Speaking of God-mocking queers obsessed with perversion and vulgarity:



John Waters (1946-any minute now)
This vile, disgusting, evil "man" calls himself the "King of Trash" and he's not wrong. He makes films and writes books that are filled with trash and belong in the trash. They are chock full (or so I'm told) of nudity, sexual fetishes, transvestitism, murder, drugs, queers, dykes, nigras, cuss words, blasphemy, coprophagia, abortion, rock music, beastiality, and the glorification of crime and degeneracy. Filmed in the ghetto shithole Baltimore, he cast the worst sorts of sinners and freaks, such as the drag queen Divine (whose very name is blasphemous) and the bank robber Patricia Hearst. Waters is also friends with multiple imprisoned members of the Satanic hippie cult the Manson Family. Most of his obscene, pornographic films like Pink Flamingos were relegated to arthouse cinemas and other gay venues. However, he achieved mainstream notoriety in 1988 with Hairspray, a profane film that mocks racial segregation (in defiance of God's word; Deuteronomy 22:10). Later, in 1997, sissy Waters appeared in an episode of the godmocking cartoon The Simpsons in which sodomy is glorified and normalized. Furthermore, he has contributed to the association of mustaches (which, on a Christian man, are quite masculine and virile) with effeminacy and homosexuality. Thankfully, this depraved monster hasn't been permitted to make a movie since 2004, though he is unfortunately still alive.