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Default Cancel Your Subscription to PARENTS Magazine - 01-21-2019, 08:23 PM

Parents Magazine has promoted Christian moral standards for decades. Parents could read articles about families that went to church and how to handle it when a child wants to date before 18.

Now, the magazine has been conquered by liberal atheists and this month featured homers on the cover:




Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Default Re: Cancel Your Subscription to PARENTS Magazine - 01-21-2019, 08:34 PM

Don't just cancel Parents magazine, cancel meeting parents altogether. Remove them from your life. Luke 14:26

Capitalism will collapse before you inherit anything, nobody cares what a will says when God and Magog and tribulations and stuff is going on. Repent, these are The Final Days of Late Stage Capitalism!


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Default Re: Cancel Your Subscription to PARENTS Magazine - 01-23-2019, 11:47 AM

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Don't just cancel Parents magazine, cancel meeting parents altogether. Remove them from your life. Luke 14:26 Capitalism will collapse before you inherit anything, nobody cares what a will says when God and Magog and tribulations and stuff is going on. Repent, these are The Final Days of Late Stage Capitalism!
Ever heard of Abraham?

Genesis 11:27, 31; 12:1-2a Now these are the generations of Terah: Terah begat Abram, Nahor, and Haran; and Haran begat Lot..and Terah took Abram his son, and Lot the son of Haran his son's son, and Sarai his daughter in law, his son Abram's wife; and they went forth with them from Ur of the Chaldees, to go into the land of Canaan; and they came unto Haran, and dwelt there..Now the LORD had said unto Abram, Get thee out of thy country, and from thy kindred, and from thy father's house, unto a land that I will shew thee: And I will make of thee a great nation
God knew that Ur would collapse. Perhaps from within that culture or society warning signs were evident. The profligacy of other, the failings of self. Did Terah say "these are The Final Days of Late Stage Capitalism?" The Bible does not confide but we know what God told Abram. He departed and was rewarded not only with his true name but with riches galore while Ur faded forever.

Was there a Sumerian Engels on the loose? An Akkadian Stalin? Did a liberator make Himself known? Yes: but not by revolution.

You seem very keen on revolution. Is it how you adjust to cultural appropriation? And whether or not your internal world has compartments for all your disparate thoughts, can there be found a place for Christ?
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Default Re: Cancel Your Subscription to PARENTS Magazine - 01-23-2019, 03:55 PM

A man at my church taught the Young Men's Sunday School class and I recall one morning we were discussing how we would all someday become parents. He went on a rant about writing to the editors of Parents magazine complaining that even into the 80s they rarely if ever had a male on the cover. It was almost always kids or mothers, never dads.


Now look where this has got us. Those of unnatural affection forcing their sinful lifestyle to get attention.


They do look fabulous, though. And such cuties the kids are! I wonder where he got that outfit. Oh well, anyway, it's only a matter of time until this rag is banned by Pastor Ezekiel. I assume, Mayor, it is not permitted to be sold inside your fair and halcyon city.


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“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
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Default Re: Cancel Your Subscription to PARENTS Magazine - 01-23-2019, 11:55 PM

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Parents Magazine has promoted Christian moral standards for decades. Parents could read articles about families that went to church and how to handle it when a child wants to date before 18.

Now, the magazine has been conquered by liberal atheists and this month featured homers on the cover:

. . .
It's digusting enough to contemplate these homers raising another generation of homers, but I shudder to think that next month's issue may feature bull dyke lezbeans on the cover cutting off the tallywhackers of their male offspring and turning them into transgender "women".


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Default Re: Cancel Your Subscription to PARENTS Magazine - 01-24-2019, 12:15 AM

I am curious, though. It says the babies are twins, but one is clearly white and the other a Negroid. When two gay men...well...when they have a child...does the child take after only one of the fathers? I am so confused.


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Default Re: Cancel Your Subscription to PARENTS Magazine - 01-25-2019, 12:38 AM

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I am curious, though. It says the babies are twins, but one is clearly white and the other a Negroid. When two gay men...well...when they have a child...does the child take after only one of the fathers? I am so confused.

There are two likely explanations for this.

1. The children are a product of butt-sex. The mixing of male bodily issue with fecal matter during their gay ritual of sin in the colon created the odd discoloring of off-spring when they later siphoned the goop via dry enema to be latter shuttled to the sperm donor (or forcibly in some unsuspecting victim, see #2)

2. The homer negro daddy likely aggressed a young, Christian teen and forced her at gun point to play along facilitating their sick "family" role play to birth the needed whelp.


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Parents Magazine has promoted Christian moral standards for decades. Parents could read articles about families that went to church and how to handle it when a child wants to date before 18.

Now, the magazine has been conquered by liberal atheists and this month featured homers on the cover:


Fags sure have ugly kids.


"No room for them in the inn" (Luke 2:7)?
Not if they'd come to the Blood of Christ Motel!
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Default Re: Cancel Your Subscription to PARENTS Magazine - 01-25-2019, 01:20 PM

I would like to point out, some of the headers at the top of the cover are incredibly suspicious.


Family Vacays to thrill and let you chill - This one is riddled in code. Vacays is short for vaccination; ergo promoting drug use on oneself and the kids. Chill is street speak for being "high" also could reference the lurid catchphrase "Netflix and chill?" often used a mating call for promiscuous activity. Hardly a family-friendly concept!

Pasta suppers even picky eaters would love - By picky eaters, what they really mean is "non-Eye-talians" as we know the ginos eat almost anything (hence why they are all obese). Anyone non-wop who'd seriously eat pasta is likely a Pastafarian; perhaps one of the worst lifestyles to force down a child's throat (besides the homer life depicted front and centre on this particular issue)

Get those photos off your phone (finally!) - Self explainatory; has Parents stooped low enough to abet child pornographers from getting caught? In all likelihood, they've merged with NAMBLA who bought them out with their Jew dollars. This is why they've allowed fags to be depicted fondling kids on the cover; look, the grinning one in the pink shirt practically has his left hand deeply snug in the tot's no-no region. Disgusting!


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