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Default Is anal sex EVER permissable? Shocking - 04-10-2019, 04:45 PM

I'm not one to call our loving savior a liar to his face but a news story I just read has given me cause for doubt on His most sacred truth about sexual relations with the anus.
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'A medical marvel': Woman lived to 99 with organs on wrong side of her body

Rose Marie Bentley lived most of her life in a rural Oregon town where she and her husband owned and operated a local feed store. She sang in the choir, taught Sunday School, and loved to garden.

Rose was an avid swimmer, raised five children, helped her husband run a feed store and lived to 99. It was only after she died that medical students discovered that all her internal organs... were on the wrong side.
This poor woman's organs were all on the wrong side of her body meaning that her anus and her stinky place had switched places. Notice that she was Christian who had 5 children. Think about that. Think about what her husband - presumably a good Christian man - had to do when fulfilling his marital duty to swell Jesus's army with loyal soldiers. Anal anal anal anal anal sex. At least 5 times.

Are they burning in Hell right now or is there an exception in the Bible?
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Default Re: Is anal sex EVER permissable? Shocking - 04-11-2019, 12:51 AM

FOR SHAME DR. TOOLE! How dare you call our Lord and Saviour a liar! If He wanted that woman to get pregnant, He would have made a way.


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Default Re: Is anal sex EVER permissable? Shocking - 04-11-2019, 01:43 PM

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I'm not one to call our loving savior a liar to his face but a news story I just read has given me cause for doubt on His most sacred truth about sexual relations with the anus.
This poor woman's organs were all on the wrong side of her body meaning that her anus and her stinky place had switched places. Notice that she was Christian who had 5 children. Think about that. Think about what her husband - presumably a good Christian man - had to do when fulfilling his marital duty to swell Jesus's army with loyal soldiers. Anal anal anal anal anal sex. At least 5 times.

Are they burning in Hell right now or is there an exception in the Bible?
Oh, dear Brother Dr. Toole, this is too revolting for my old mind to contemplate, let alone imagine. In my day, such things were never discussed, unless it was with other ladies in the church as we met privately for prayer. It's hard for me to accept that the good Lord has a work of Creation that came out "ass backwards", as they say, so I think I would have to say that this is all a trick of the devil. Yes, Satan has somehow infiltrated this poor woman, and now her system is all confused. I think it's similar to whatever happens to those poor tranny people as they believe the lies from the pit of Hell that tell them they have to switch their things around. A blessed day to you, Dear Dr. Toole. Sincerely, Isabella W.



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Jesus Re: Is anal sex EVER permissable? Shocking - 04-11-2019, 08:43 PM

I know God forgives, especially when it an accident.



Some women, are so unattractive, that you cannot tell which side is up. So it is perfectly understandable if say, your wife was without child and you were compelled by God Himself to 'do it to her' and you made a mistake. No one is perfect. Just like some boys that masqueraded as females, their trickery and deceit is strong so it is not unheard of that a manly man accidentally had improper relations. As long as you repent and beg for forgiveness, it is OK.
How is a man to know the difference between a F*rt and a Qu*eF?
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1st John 3:8 He that committeth sin is of the devil; for the devil sinneth from the beginning. For this purpose the Son of God was manifested, that he might destroy the works of the devil.
1st John 3:9 Whosoever is born of God doth not commit sin; for his seed remaineth in him: and he cannot sin, because he is born of God.

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Philippians 2:13 For it is God which worketh in you both to will and to do of his good pleasure.

1st John 5:18 We know that whosoever is born of God sinneth not; but he that is begotten of God keepeth himself, and that wicked one toucheth him not.


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