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Default Re: Pokemon: (aka Poke-a-man) still a threat to families - 06-25-2008, 06:49 PM

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If somebody wants to put his slung inside the ass of another man then it's fine with me, it doesn't bother me because I'm not a part of that action.
OK, now I know you have a demon, Mr. Duck.

Why would a man want to put his lung inside another man? Is that some sort of depraved organ-swapping?

What is WRONG with you Europeans, anyway?!


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Default Re: Pokemon: (aka Poke-a-man) still a threat to families - 06-25-2008, 07:04 PM

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OK, now I know you have a demon, Mr. Duck.

Why would a man want to put his lung inside another man? Is that some sort of depraved organ-swapping?

What is WRONG with you Europeans, anyway?!
First of all it's slung as in penis. And second, I don't know why somebody wants to put his penis inside another man. I find it repulsive for myself but hey, if somebody else want to do it, fine with me, as long as they don't involve me in all that stuff.
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Default Re: Pokemon: (aka Poke-a-man) still a threat to families - 06-25-2008, 11:59 PM

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First of all it's slung as in penis. And second, I don't know why somebody wants to put his penis inside another man. I find it repulsive for myself but hey, if somebody else want to do it, fine with me, as long as they don't involve me in all that stuff.
Oh, it's fine with you is it? So you have no problem at all spitting in Christ's loving face while radical queers play hide the pickle in front of your children, huh?

Did you know that God actually condemns fools like you to hell right along with the homers? Romans 1:31-32


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Pokemon: (aka Poke-a-man) still a threat to families - 06-26-2008, 12:06 AM

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First of all it's slung as in penis. And second, I don't know why somebody wants to put his penis inside another man. I find it repulsive for myself but hey, if somebody else want to do it, fine with me, as long as they don't involve me in all that stuff.
I think you mean "schlong".

Perhaps if you used proper terms for things, like "tallywhacker", we'd have some idea what in the world you're yammering about, S. Duck!


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Oh, is that so?? where are the photographs (real ones, not faked photoshop crap)
Catch-22, my liberal friend. If we don't give photos, you say we have no proof; if we give photos, you won't accept them. Shame on you.
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First of all it's slung as in penis. And second, I don't know why somebody wants to put his penis inside another man. I find it repulsive for myself but hey, if somebody else want to do it, fine with me, as long as they don't involve me in all that stuff.
What about 9/11? What about Hurricane Katrina? By passively tolerating faggotry, you help encourage Bin Laden to kill again.


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The same way as I know everything else: through praying, reading the Bible, and listening to what the Pastors tell me.

Catch-22, my liberal friend. If we don't give photos, you say we have no proof; if we give photos, you won't accept them. Shame on you.

What about 9/11? What about Hurricane Katrina? By passively tolerating faggotry, you help encourage Bin Laden to kill again.

Well, nobody here knows me in person so I don't think you really know me.

And I will accept photographs if they are real (you can examine them for fake you know) but since there are no real ones you cannot provide them

What does Bin Laden has to do with all this?? 9/11 was something that that was bound to happen sooner or later. That's what happens if you just start to invade other countries with no apparent reason except trying to gain control. It doesn't work, the Romans tried it too and failed at the end. The wars America started after 9/11 only generated a waste of billions of dollars on weapons and a failing economy. Bin Laden has actually won since everybody is so afraid of another hit and the failing economy is just a bonus for him. That was his plan all along.
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Oh, is that so?? where are the photographs (real ones, not faked photoshop crap) and other proof?? I'll tell you where it is, Nowhere, Demons do not exist in real, they only exist in your fantasy.
If demon's don't exist, how do you explain retard-children?
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If demon's don't exist, how do you explain retard-children?
Retard-parents.
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Retard-parents.
Retard-parents who are part-demon too! It's sickening how we allow these dumb spastic animals to reproduce.
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What does Bin Laden has to do with all this?? 9/11 was something that that was bound to happen sooner or later.
Yes, it was bound to happen because of your queer buddies! The abortionists have got to bear some burden for this because God will not be mocked. And when we destroy 40 million little innocent babies, we make God mad. I really believe that the pagans, and the abortionists, and the feminists, and the gays and the lesbians who are actively trying to make that an alternative lifestyle, the ACLU, People For the American Way -- all of them who have tried to secularize America -- I point the finger in their face and say "you helped this happen."


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Yes, it was bound to happen because of your queer buddies! The abortionists have got to bear some burden for this because God will not be mocked. And when we destroy 40 million little innocent babies, we make God mad. I really believe that the pagans, and the abortionists, and the feminists, and the gays and the lesbians who are actively trying to make that an alternative lifestyle, the ACLU, People For the American Way -- all of them who have tried to secularize America -- I point the finger in their face and say "you helped this happen."

So what if people are turning gay or undergo an abortion, this planet is already overcrowded with people, so a few million babies less is just what we need. If you are so desperate to get babies then I suggest you adopt a few kids who have no parents, at least you will do something useful instead of whining about gays and abortions all the time.
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So what if people are turning gay or undergo an abortion, this planet is already overcrowded with people...
So you're actually saying that it's a good thing when people enrage God by sodomising each other and killing babies, because that makes God kill more people, and thus helps lessen overpopulation? You terrify and sicken me in equal measure.


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Default Re: Pokemon: (aka Poke-a-man) still a threat to families - 06-26-2008, 09:46 PM

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So you're actually saying that it's a good thing when people enrage God by sodomising each other and killing babies, because that makes God kill more people, and thus helps lessen overpopulation? You terrify and sicken me in equal measure.
To be honest, I couldn't care less if that would enrage God. People have their own choice, it's not for me to decide what suits them best. If they want to be gay, then let them be gay, if they want to abort then go ahead. Like I said, this planet fills up to fast and every additional kid that gets born is another mouth to feed. Just look a China, what are they doing there, just making more and then of a sudden they open the market and demand more and more raw materials thus driving up the prices on every single thing. Good thing of course for those Oil-sheiks, you can guess where that extra cash goes to.
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Default Re: Pokemon: (aka Poke-a-man) still a threat to families - 06-26-2008, 11:24 PM

LOL you actually think god is real!!

and the japanese people/cultures have been around a whoole lot longer than your poxy little colonist cult
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Default Re: Pokemon: (aka Poke-a-man) still a threat to families - 06-27-2008, 04:18 PM

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LOL you actually think god is real!!

and the japanese people/cultures have been around a whoole lot longer than your poxy little colonist cult
There is so much wrong with this post, I don't know where to begin.

Yes, genius, we know God is real. Where do YOU think the universe came from? The massive explosion of nothing, with no catalyst, into something?

Modern Japanese "culture", which gave rise to perversions like Poke-A-Man, tentacle rape hentai, elder porn, and girl's used underwear being sold in vending machines, has only existed a few decades.

Christianity has existed for 2,000 years. Two millenia of God-loving, gentle beauty vs. a few decades of disgusting perversion . . . which has been around longer?

God started Christianity in the MIDDLE EAST, not in the pre-American Colonies.

Wow. Are all atheists as knowledgable as you?


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Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
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Hello there fellow christians I love your website and hope you guys keep on trolling however I must correct you guys in some aspects however hope you don't mind for the portrayal of tears having the power to resurrect isn't much of a big deal on children remeber it's a work of fiction and it was made to make children happy for such a happy ending. Also this children craze however does not speak to evolution but to metamorphisis as you can see this caterpillar will later turn into this coccoon lastly to this beatiful creature I believe we can use this to help our children understand better the metamorphisis of creatures and the growth of animals however it says that a certain mystical creature is the creator of all of the little animals that will also be problem because our children will be so brainwashed and obsessed with these creatures they will actually believe it as true and not listen to us speaking of god. Also I believe that the pokemon Mewtwo is portrayed as all the evil and has posseison abilities acting demon-like with an echoing voice but later floats to heaven with the creator and their creations....Also don't mind the gargoyle it's just a basic stereotypical cartoon dragon Also I believe that there are too many charecters in the media and sexual advertising nowadays to make our kids grow up as perverts watching porno distracting them from their study. Kids will be kids howver I believe instead of complaining and trying to get things banned we should speak to our children and be strict because let's face it we will never get all those new things off of the entire U.S. market I mean looka t these revenues......[/QUOTE]
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Default Re: Pokemon: (aka Poke-a-man) still a threat to families - 05-20-2009, 02:02 AM

This looks like a shoe:

Are you sure a butterfly comes out of it?


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Default Re: Pokemon: (aka Poke-a-man) still a threat to families - 05-21-2009, 01:20 AM

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This looks like a shoe:

Are you sure a butterfly comes out of it?
That's a cocoon
which is a purely real creature a butterfly comes out of it.
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Default Re: Pokemon: (aka Poke-a-man) still a threat to families - 05-21-2009, 04:19 PM

Looks like a bird eating a butterfly, to me:


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Default Re: Pokemon: (aka Poke-a-man) still a threat to families - 05-22-2009, 01:29 AM

Even more evidence that Pokemon is evil:



I also found that same evidence here through google:
http://www.liroy.net/crap/backmasking271106.swf
(See pokerap)
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