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Default What sports are good for children? - 08-11-2009, 11:04 PM

I've seen throughout the site that several sports are played mostly by homos and influenced by satan, like cycling and figure skating. What sports are good and constructive for children? I would say soccer and football, maybe baseball, but i would like your opinions.
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Default Re: What sports are good for children? - 08-11-2009, 11:07 PM

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I've seen throughout the site that several sports are played mostly by homos and influenced by satan, like cycling and figure skating. What sports are good and constructive for children? I would say soccer and football, maybe baseball, but i would like your opinions.
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Default Re: What sports are good for children? - 08-11-2009, 11:10 PM

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I've seen throughout the site that several sports are played mostly by homos and influenced by satan, like cycling and figure skating. What sports are good and constructive for children? I would say soccer and football, maybe baseball, but i would like your opinions.
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Soccer?!?!?! Are you serious? We have several threads floating around here revealing that it is nothing more than a Eurohomo game. No, there's only three manly sports a kid should play: Baseball, Basketball (especially if he's a negro), and of course, FOOTBALL (the REAL kind!).

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Default Re: What sports are good for children? - 08-12-2009, 12:04 AM

At my school, there were no gay guys that played football, baseball, or basketball. But in wrestling, they wear those gay looking tank top jumpsuit things and one wrestler got beat up in the showers by some other wrestlers. They said he was looking at their butts. So I would say wrestling is gay.

So is track I think. I dunno, it just seems lame and kinda gay to run around in circles, or to try to jump over a bar, or to throw a metal ball or metal frisbee really far. And there was a gay guy at my school that was a distance runner.

He got beat up too, I forget why.

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Default Re: What sports are good for children? - 08-12-2009, 12:30 AM

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Default Re: What sports are good for children? - 08-12-2009, 02:30 AM

As a therapeutic measure, I think dodge ball could be used to reduce homersixual tendencies in youth.

Especially if the PE coach identifies the latent queers to the larger, older boys before the treatment starts.


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Default Re: What sports are good for children? - 08-12-2009, 02:33 AM

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Default Re: What sports are good for children? - 08-12-2009, 02:35 AM

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As a therapeutic measure, I think dodge ball could be used to reduce homersixual tendencies in youth.

Especially if the PE coach identifies the latent queers to the larger, older boys before the treatment starts.

In dodgeball, the fattest and homers are always out first.
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Default Re: What sports are good for children? - 08-12-2009, 02:37 AM

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At my school, there were no gay guys that played football, baseball, or basketball. But in wrestling, they wear those gay looking tank top jumpsuit things and one wrestler got beat up in the showers by some other wrestlers. They said he was looking at their butts. So I would say wrestling is gay.

So is track I think. I dunno, it just seems lame and kinda gay to run around in circles, or to try to jump over a bar, or to throw a metal ball or metal frisbee really far. And there was a gay guy at my school that was a distance runner.

He got beat up too, I forget why.

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Wrestling is definitely homersixual.


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