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Default Re: Brazilian soccer fag attempts to sodomize ref during game! - 04-30-2007, 12:34 AM

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The bible mentions the act of homosexuality but does not define the word homosexuality. It does not define the word 'sodomy'.
Now who's dumb.
You are.
Because it is defined just as well as a homosexual is.
And I've pointed it out to you several times.

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No, the acts that the sodomites perform are explained to an extent. The word 'sodomy' is not defined.
You can look at it any way you like, I'm still right.
See above.

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I beg to differ.
I didn't say I know the bible better than YOU. I said, I know the bible better than you THINK I do.
So you agree that you don't know it as well as I do, or we here at LBC do.. but you still argue over what it says?
How logical of you.

You know less of the Bible than we do, and yet you try to educate us on it...
Logic (or intelligence for that part) never was your strongest side, was it?

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The truth as xtians define it?
That isn't truth, that's only opinion. And opinions are like buttholes, everyone has one.
So because it is our opinon it cannot be true?
How did you become this biased and hateful?

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Bah.
The bible and its origins can easily be traced to their Pagan and Judaic roots, not to mention extensive alterations made by people like Constantine.
History, Sally, is the proof.
You're getting an infraction now, filthy harlot.
I've warned you about rude name calling.

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The English source says otherwise.
And correct me if I'm wrong, but England came BEFORE the USA therefore their definitions would have come first.
So there.
But the old defintion of sodomy (the US one) came BEFORE the modern one you read therefore that definition would have come first.
So there.


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Default Re: Brazilian soccer fag attempts to sodomize ref during game! - 04-30-2007, 03:31 AM

Ok, ok, enough with the definition of sodomy. I admit that whole topic in this thread has been somewhat pointless.

Back to the original point. You're making a big deal over a guy being happy and thus kissing his ref in joy?
There was nothing sexual in his touch, clearly. And yet you're condemning him as a potential rapist?

The bible shows clear instances of men kissing other men. Why aren't you seeing it as 'sodomy' for them?
Hm? Hm?

Another ridiculous double standard.



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Default Re: Brazilian soccer fag attempts to sodomize ref during game! - 04-30-2007, 10:10 PM

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Well, when you consider that England came BEFORE the US, I'd say that their definitions therefore came FIRST as far as 'secular definitions' go.
And when you consider that the English language has evolved since the 17th Century, and that the contemporary US vocabulary includes several terms that have been preserved since Pilgrim time but have since become obsolete in the UK, and you consider that the Bible came before either England or the US, I'd say that you should stop worrying your little head about such things and get back in the kitchen.

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The bible mentions the act of homosexuality but does not define the word homosexuality. It does not define the word 'sodomy'.
Now who's dumb.
You. It mentions the act of homosexuality, but does not define the word homosexuality, just like it mentions the word sodomy but does not define it. Your point being?

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Ok, ok, enough with the definition of sodomy. I admit that whole topic in this thread has been somewhat pointless.

Back to the original point. You're making a big deal over a guy being happy and thus kissing his ref in joy?
There was nothing sexual in his touch, clearly. And yet you're condemning him as a potential rapist?

The bible shows clear instances of men kissing other men. Why aren't you seeing it as 'sodomy' for them?
Hm? Hm?

Another ridiculous double standard.
Because they kissed other men out of the love of Jesus, and so they clearly had pure hearts and minds. This Brazilian fag was all hopped up on the worship of Mary, Maradonna and Hugo Chavez, so it's a wonder he was stopped before buggering the poor ref senseless.


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Default Re: Brazilian soccer fag attempts to sodomize ref during game! - 05-20-2007, 06:14 PM

i just want to say that it is definitely heathen to judge what god considers holy and un-holy and he was taunting the ref not having sex with him so why should there be such an uproar
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Default Re: Brazilian soccer fag attempts to sodomize ref during game! - 05-21-2007, 12:42 AM

What on Earth are you babbling about? God tells us what is holy and unholy in His Holy Word, the KJV1611 Bible. We aren't "judging" anything. The soccer player committed an abominable act that is a prelude to sodomy; the problem is the lack of outrage.


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Default Re: Brazilian soccer fag attempts to sodomize ref during game! - 05-21-2007, 11:23 AM

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i just want to say that it is definitely heathen to judge what god considers holy and un-holy.
It would appear we have a visitor from the Land of Opposites.


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Default Re: Brazilian soccer fag attempts to sodomize ref during game! - 10-25-2009, 04:02 PM

Soccer is so gay! The following is NSFW and not safe for children either!!!!







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