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Default Re: (HELP ME) COOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!! - 02-17-2012, 05:25 PM

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As a True Christian™, I am careful about my feelings for corn. The occasional cob of corn can be an acceptable component of a Christian diet. However, the desire for a bountiful harvest must find expression in prayer, and not in any of the following:

1. The construction of fertility symbols

2. The introduction of fertility symbols into the rectum

3. The worship of corn as an ithyphallic icon.

4. The reshaping of corn into vodou paraphernalia.

5. Seeking auspicious portents by divining by human or animal entrails or by observing the flight of birds.

6. Necromancy or veneration of the dead

7. The sacrifice of rum and chickens to strange gods.

8. Supporting the unionization of migrant farmers, esp. by voting democrat.

9. A belief in agricultural spiritualism

10. Harvest festivals, the construction of corn dollies, or initiation into the heathen Old Cornwall Society.

11. Observation of the chink Moon Festival, the largest harvest festival in the world and an affront to God.

12. Animistic belief in the Corn Spirit or Corn Mother.

The list goes on.
Garcias A Dios, no mention of Jack Daniels or Tortillas.


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Default Re: (HELP ME) COOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!! - 02-17-2012, 05:34 PM

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Garcias A Dios, no mention of Jack Daniels or Tortillas.
Don Bozo, welcome back! Have you found Jesus yet?


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Default Re: (HELP ME) COOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!! - 02-17-2012, 07:15 PM

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Don Bozo, welcome back! Have you found Jesus yet?
Apparently Jesus has not found Don Bozo yet!

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Default Re: (HELP ME) COOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!! - 02-18-2012, 01:22 AM

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Don Bozo, welcome back! Have you found Jesus yet?
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Apparently Jesus has not found Don Bozo yet!

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