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Default Re: A friend of mine got my daughter the cutest stuffed animal. - 06-12-2011, 03:17 PM

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She was so happy. She has been playing with it for hours.

My friend tells me it's named pediabear. I thought that was so clever.

I was thinking of picking up some more for you guys children. I'll have to ask him where he got it. If I can get more of them, how many should I order?
My faithful brothers. I am afraid to say that this bear is not "cute". This bear represents the hateful Internet's pedophilic tendencies and the impure, deviant thoughts sick non believers have about YOUR CHILDREN. It's name is not "Pediabear" but "Pedobear", a contraction of "pedophile" and "bear". By inviting this bear in your home, you automatically invite the twisted spirit of the devil to CORRUPT YOUR CHILDREN. Think before you do this, for God has put many traps in our way to test our faith. Remain true and abstain from these vile Devil's puppets.
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Default Re: A friend of mine got my daughter the cutest stuffed animal. - 06-12-2011, 03:31 PM

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It's name is not "Pediabear" but "Pedobear", a contraction of "pedophile" and "bear".
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Do you think we were born yesterday? We are well aware of some pimple faced kids twisting Pediabear to something horrid. It does not change the fact that Pediabear has been long before this ****bear.

I think Felicity has some more than 10 years old Pediabear books and they are not even 1st edition.
You see, Pediabear has existed long before some sick person invented Pedobear.

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Default Re: A friend of mine got my daughter the cutest stuffed animal. - 06-12-2011, 04:33 PM

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I'll quote my other post

You see, Pediabear has existed long before some sick person invented Pedobear.

YiC, M
An extensive library search of "Pediabear" has revealed nothing. I do not believe this so called "Pediabear" exists.

You people just sleep with each others daughters.....
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An extensive library search of "Pediabear" has revealed nothing. I do not believe this so called "Pediabear" exists.
You are silly, Pediabear books are published by LBC for the kids. They are little bit like Chick tracts. You don't wont probably find them from your local library, because if I remember correctly, they don't have ISBN. But you could try to find them by name, you could ask from the library for the

Pediabear Stays After School
Pediabear's Sunday School Adventure
Ouch, That Hurts! Pediabear's First Injection
Pediabear and the Odd Catholic Priest

I think those are the most common of the Pediabear books, but there are plenty of others. Pastors call tell, if Pediabear stories were ever sold others than Church members.

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Default Re: A friend of mine got my daughter the cutest stuffed animal. - 12-30-2011, 01:53 PM

So you mean that since gays corrupted the rainbow we can't look at it anymore?
I mean, Pediabear Goes On A Ride is still my favorite literature (except the Bible of course). My Grandpa took it with him from a secondhand store when he visited the states. I was never so happy as that day.


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Default Re: A friend of mine got my daughter the cutest stuffed animal. - 01-13-2012, 01:34 PM

hi! this is the cutest little stuffed toy! is it possible for me to put an order in for one?? i love teddy bears and would love to have this one. he's so cute and cuddly!!! i dont know why so many heathens come on this site just to spout their hatred of anything christian.
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Default Re: A friend of mine got my daughter the cutest stuffed animal. - 01-15-2012, 02:44 AM

Well, isn't this just the most darling plaything! I feel God compelling me to order a case and send them to my brother's son's boyscout troop! I know they'll love them and the leaders will, too as they look soft and cuddly and you know how cramped it can get in a pup tent full of grown men and little boys! They'll make a nice buffer! Praise the good Lord for things like this that can bring people closer together!
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Default Re: A friend of mine got my daughter the cutest stuffed animal. - 01-29-2012, 01:31 AM

Brothers and Sisters in Christ! I am so so sorry but ya'll have been fooled! My sister Paula was telling me about this thing you are callin "pediabear" She has a teenage son whose head has been filled with such bad things it saddens my soul to know he's going to burn! He was tellin his Mom once about a thing called "Pedobear" "Pedo" as in "Pedo(you know)" My poor sister was so upset! Why she had to tell me about this travesty I will never know! If only I could un-know it! Please, if you or your loved ones have bought any of these wicked satan tools for your children I advise you too burn them and burn them now! I can't talk about this anymore, it feels wrong even doin so, but Jesus told me I had to warn ya'll against this unspeakable evil! Oh that devil is a sly old fox, but he ain't sly enough to get past Jesus' watchful ever lovin eye! No sirree! Stay strong Brothers and Sisters! Lord knows we need each other in these times, but don't fear cus Jesus ain't waitin for much longer before he comes to get the true believers! All for God! - Yours in Christ's Love, Cindy Lou


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Default Re: A friend of mine got my daughter the cutest stuffed animal. - 01-29-2012, 01:38 AM

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blah blah blah
Did you bother to read any part of this thread, Miss Lying False Christian?

Pediabear has been around far longer than 4chan, which is where I guess you're coming from. Many of us were read Pediabear stories as children, and Pediabear is immensely popular among True Christian™ parents for the positive messages of those tales.

You claim to be in Freehold. Whose guest are you? And why are you typing in a false "deep south" accent? Iowans don't say "y'all", twit (and would spell it correctly, it being a contraction of "you all", thus "y'all", if they did)!

Do you even know where Iowa IS?


Find Iowa on the map. Note that it can in no way be called "south"
unless you are in Minnesota!

Maybe you would do well to wander over to the Introduction Forum and see what else you can lie poorly about.


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Default Re: A friend of mine got my daughter the cutest stuffed animal. - 01-29-2012, 03:13 AM

My dear you have very valid questions all of which I will answer for you now.... I would like to first point out that I am a "Mrs." and not a "Miss" as I am married to a very loving good christian man. Second, honestly no I didn't see it was 11 pages long, I thought it was very short and that I did read it all. I am new to this type of forum layout. I apologize, I never was big for the internet and all of it's trash, only when I was told that my new found fellowship had a website (and praise the Lord about it! With all the smut on internet it's a sure fire thing Our God could use some good soldiers on the front lines here on the world wide web fighting for him!). Also, my husband and two boys just moved to Freehold about a month ago. I was raised in Texas and Joshua was a Reverend down there, we heard about your church's work through a friend who goes to LBC. God willing he gave us what we needed to move here. He blessed me enough where I got a job, through his love and my friend's good reference, as a secretary. Also, I do know where Iowa is though I spent more time in bible school as a child than I did in geography. I sure hope that answered all of your questions and soothed all of your doubts Brother, if you are still doubting I hope God grants you the knowledge that I am a true Christian and a child of his just as much as you are, you and I both know there are enough pretenders in this world. Hope your night is swell, and you and yours are in my prayers. - Love in Christ's, Cindy Lou


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blah blah blah LIES Also, my husband and two boys just moved to Freehold about a month ago.
If you were a True Christian™, and if you were, as you claim, employed by Landover Baptist Church (in your profile), and if you were, as you claim, living in Freehold (both of which would necessitate being a member of Landover in good standing), then you would not appear on this forum claiming to be a True Christian™ yet be clearly marked as Unsaved Trash.

You would also have seen the collection of Pediabear books in the Church's children's library. There is a mural of Pediabear, for crying out loud!

Now, how about going to the Introduction Forum, and introducing yourself truthfully, Missy?


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Default Re: A friend of mine got my daughter the cutest stuffed animal. - 01-30-2012, 07:56 PM

This is ridiculous!! How could such a cute little teddy bear like that be for anything but the love of children!! I am so disgusted to see that people try to twist everything around and bring evil and the devil into things that have nothing to do with it!! Next you'll say that pediabear underwear my daddy bought for me are evil! It's a cute little plaything!!!!! Nothing sinister or evil about!!! Praise and GLORY!!!
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Default Re: A friend of mine got my daughter the cutest stuffed animal. - 03-10-2012, 10:03 PM

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Yeah seriously... you show someone out on the street a picture of your "pediabear" they are going to say 'Oh! pedobear I know that guy!'
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Yeah seriously... you show someone out on the street a picture of your "pediabear" they are going to say 'Oh! pedobear I know that guy!'
What's this got to do with Jesus?

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Default Re: A friend of mine got my daughter the cutest stuffed animal. - 03-10-2012, 10:14 PM

oh and why was he drooling? in the picture of your .... panties? and why are you even posting such a thing? thats dirty and disgusting! nobody wants to know what your wearing under your dress except for maybe your dirty pastor who bought them for you!
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