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Default Re: Beware of satanic Instagram! - 12-30-2014, 03:29 AM

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This is a public media outlet. Your church is based in the States. My rights are protected by the Constitution. That's all there is to it.
First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .

If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Beware of satanic Instagram! - 12-30-2014, 01:55 PM

At least Hell's full of actually interesting people, while your Heaven's full of bores like you.
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Default Re: Beware of satanic Instagram! - 12-30-2014, 02:35 PM

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At least Hell's full of actually interesting people, while your Heaven's full of bores like you.
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You heathen people are always so hateful and lazy
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Default Re: Beware of satanic Instagram! - 12-30-2014, 06:16 PM

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Scripture or STFU, thanks.



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Default Re: Beware of satanic Instagram! - 12-31-2014, 03:04 AM

Lol, I don't even need that for this one. Any person on this forum with actual common sense is told he's going to hell but you're all bragging about how you're going to heaven (still not real btw guys ). So duh.
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Default Re: Beware of satanic Instagram! - 12-31-2014, 03:11 AM

Hell is full of smart sodomites who thought they had it all figured out. In the Devil's hot tub you will float forever, a flaming flaming homosexual. They all float down there, wailing and gnashing their teeth in perpetual agony.


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Default Re: Beware of satanic Instagram! - 12-31-2014, 03:41 AM

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Lol, I don't even need that for this one...
Yes, you do, for that and anything else you wish to share here. Those are the rules of this game, and if you don't want to play by the rules then go find someone else to annoy something else to do. There's a whole wide internet waiting just for you.



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Default Re: Beware of satanic Instagram! - 01-02-2015, 06:53 PM

I don't have to play by the rules.
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Default Re: Beware of satanic Instagram! - 01-02-2015, 07:11 PM

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While you're not here anymore, go read this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Social_Contract.



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Default Re: Beware of satanic Instagram! - 03-10-2015, 09:12 AM

This is quite embarrassing. I hate to tell you that Instagram has nothing to do with Satanic worship, and if anything I see a large number of people on it making posts thanking God. The word "Pentagram" (penta menaing 5) comes from Greek and represents a 5-pointed star. The unrelated word Instagram is a combination of the words "Instant" and "Telegram." Instagram contains women showing their bodies just as much as any popular social media or website. If you're child has an instagram, feel free to follow them. Actually, fam, follow me ***removed advertisement of secular propaganda***
I was raised Christian and shall raise my children the same. I follow @satan on Instragram. He does not promote the devil. He is a comedy account which posts satire unrelated to religion. I sincerely hope this threads author was making a joke, along with the rest of the forum members. Please educate yourself with a better understanding of words and pop culture before attempting to [mis]inform others.

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Default Re: Beware of satanic Instagram! - 03-10-2015, 09:42 AM

*meaningful *thread's

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Default Re: Beware of satanic Instagram! - 03-10-2015, 02:29 PM

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Way to be open-minded, demon.

This is the curse of the atheistical. They are so closed minded and scornful of not being closed minded that they simply cannot not see the world in the closed minded way to not see the world for what it is.

The see it as they want it to be. They literally believe they know better than God. That is why they hate Jesus: because they know that they could never make the ultimate temporary sacrifice and subsequent ressurection with no ill effects that Jesus did to save us from His righteous punishment for the crimes He preordained we must commiton His watch. I expect

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Jesus Re: Beware of satanic Instagram! - 06-23-2017, 01:44 AM

Instagram kills, again!

Whipped cream dispenser explodes, killing French Instagram fitness model
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A popular fitness blogger and Instagram model in France died after a pressurized canister used for dispensing whipped cream exploded, hitting her in the chest.

Rebecca Burger’s death from the June 17 incident was announced on social media Wednesday by her family, who warned of the potential risks of defective whipped cream dispensers

https://www.bostonglobe.com/lifestyl...d1J/story.html


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Default Re: Beware of satanic Instagram! - 06-23-2017, 07:36 AM

We can only surmise (". . . in the chest") that she was doing something with that whipped cream that Jesus didn't approve of.

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Default Re: Beware of satanic Instagram! - 06-23-2017, 11:31 AM

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We can only surmise (". . . in the chest") that she was doing something with that whipped cream that Jesus didn't approve of.
When Jesus wants to kill you, He kills you. This girl, from what I can gather in her pictures, had front airbags. Nevertheless,the impact in the chest killed her.

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burger Re: Beware of satanic Instagram! - 09-16-2018, 02:14 AM

God was a jew so how is it bad to be a jew lmao ***empty threads by an obese basement troll removed by moderator*** ***more useless drivel removed by moderator***
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Default Re: Beware of satanic Instagram! - 09-19-2018, 08:43 PM

Reading the thread, I've rarely seen such a load of gibberish and outright demented rot. Is this what the instagram causes in its minions? Taking a single example

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The word "Pentagram" (penta menaing 5) comes from Greek and represents a 5-pointed star. The unrelated word Instagram is a combination of the words "Instant" and "Telegram etc.
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We know what a pentagram is. What evidence is there for Instagram being a portmanteau of instant & telegram rather than instant & pentagram? instruct & anagram? or anything else? None is offered which does seem a critical element of the argument so I can only assume that none exists. With minds and the world they see so warped, it would not surprise me to find some heretical sect behind this nonsense after all.

It's certainly not a club I'd ever wish to join!
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