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Default Re: The True Christian™ Art Critic - Assess your Favorite Jesus Pictures to Avoid HELL - 02-03-2018, 07:30 PM



I think this shows how Jesus favors the little girl in His arms in the midst of a world of unbelievers from various false religions and weird cultures. It's a lesson to mankind - if you want Jesus to love and embrace you too, you must first give up your heathen ways.

Here's another one for consideration:


I find this so hopeful because it reminds me that one day I too will be raptured from this earth, freed from this dull existence, this life of servitude and monotony. My soul will be freed from this body, from this dark world, and I will go to meet my Bridegroom who left before me to make a Room for us for our Divine, Eternal Honeymoon.


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: The True Christian™ Art Critic - Assess your Favorite Jesus Pictures to Avoid HELL - 02-03-2018, 11:26 PM

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I think this shows how Jesus favors the little girl in His arms in the midst of a world of unbelievers from various false religions and weird cultures. It's a lesson to mankind - if you want Jesus to love and embrace you too, you must first give up your heathen ways.

Here's another one for consideration:


I find this so hopeful because it reminds me that one day I too will be raptured from this earth, freed from this dull existence, this life of servitude and monotony. My soul will be freed from this body, from this dark world, and I will go to meet my Bridegroom who left before me to make a Room for us for our Divine, Eternal Honeymoon.
You are a very cultured lady, Mary, I must note.


In the first one, I'm pleased it evokes a Republican photo-op. No more than two of each non-white race present, to not muddle up the beautiful white palette, but still encompassing the requisite representation of diversity to show that Jesus, nor Republicans are definitely not racist!


In the second, I love that everyone loves Jesus so much, they are on the verge of tearing our Savior apart. It's a kind of yearning devotion you wonder if life can imitate as well as art.
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Jesus Re: The True Christian™ Art Critic - Assess your Favorite Jesus Pictures to Avoid HELL - 09-04-2019, 03:44 AM

Brethren! Some more exquisitely crafted True Christian™ art has been found! Unfortunately, this is by an anonymous artist (such humility!) in an unknown church but based on the assessment below it must be a True Christian™ one!



Of course, it is the favorite subject of all decent believers! Christ's Redemption over OUR sins! Here he is being gently lowered from his temporary suffering on the cross by his mother, Mary the Harlot who engaged in premarital sex with her OWN SON (Matthew 1:18)!

But let us assess this piece of art.

1. Craftsmanship and general quality
Excellent skills in glass painting. Life(or death)like colors. The line of Jesus's neck is especially pleading showing His mercy towards those who accept him and His Wrath towards those who reject Him (Exodus 34:7).

2. Compatibility with the Bible
Well, Mary was at the Cross. This is historical fact depicted in this illuminated masterwork!

John 19:25
Now there stood by the cross of Jesus his mother, and his mother's sister, Mary the wife of Cleophas, and Mary Magdalene.

3. Usefulness in a True Christian™ message
Very useful. Jesus died for OUR sins. It must have been quite unpleasant. Those who don't realize this are subjected to His Wrath! Ha (Ephesians 5:6)!

4. Potential risks of the image
As the whereabouts of this nice piece of high-quality art remain obscure, it is possible that visiting the original artwork could cause perilous ramifications if there were any cultists temples (such as Catholic, Hindoo, Mormon or Scientologic) in the vicinity. Only visit this place with a senior True Christian™ man of good standing.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer


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