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Default Re: Allow myself to introduce...myself - 07-07-2015, 05:02 AM

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Hello Mrs. Johnson,

You bet - thank you for having me. It is sad, there are some blasphemous comments in here but it is a good sign this forum is on the right path.

I am not married (nor ever been). Had my first love, then true love and next will be my wife. As of now, I do not have any children but am an "uncle" to many. Most of my cousins and friends are married with children and I do enjoy spending time with the little ones. Although, I must say, it's almost as much of a pleasure giving them back. They are a lot of work but can see the reward.

Well, why are you waiting so long? You could just get a lovely, submissive woman somewhere back in the Appelachias who will be a good submissive homemaker and mother to your child.


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Default Re: Allow myself to introduce...myself - 07-07-2015, 07:20 AM

I'm pretty sure Joel Osteen is not the place to start when looking for a local Baptist church where you can feel at home.


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Default Re: Allow myself to introduce...myself - 07-08-2015, 04:05 PM

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Well, why are you waiting so long? You could just get a lovely, submissive woman somewhere back in the Appelachias who will be a good submissive homemaker and mother to your child.
I used to say (in my immorality) "any girl willing to be with me had too low of standards" but now that I can see my errors...

That does sound nice Mrs. Johnson - you're not trying to matchmake, are you? I do look forward to a good, God fearing woman though.

To answer your question: because not just any will do. I've had my battles with demons (still am) when it comes to the opposite sex. I find it's more important at this stage to get God's armor fitted first. Once suited, I will put on the other suit, take the plunge and then again into parenthood.
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Default Re: Allow myself to introduce...myself - 07-08-2015, 04:19 PM

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I'm pretty sure Joel Osteen is not the place to start when looking for a local Baptist church where you can feel at home.
No sir! It most certainly is not but seems many churches are following this path. I'm going to use a verse my newfound friend Mr. Elmer G. White posted...

Matthew 7:14

Again, Pastor Lawson has me crying out to The Almighty. I'm made to repent with his sermons. Forgive me Brother in Christ, I do not mean to lash out towards God's children, it is more that I'm angry of having been fooled and that it's taken this long to get back. I mean no disrespect to anyone's church as long as that church is able to bring people in and teach others of Christ's Love and what is commanded of us.

I look forward to reading more posts of yours - have enjoyed several already.
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Pie Re: Allow myself to introduce...myself - 07-09-2015, 09:55 PM

Brother, I think I know of some potential brides for you. Meet Sisters Sissy, Chrissy and Lissy. They are the daughter of Pastor Peters. I'm almost positive they are all virgins. They are so cute. They seem to really enjoy handling cocks too!
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Brother, I think I know of some potential brides for you. Meet Sisters Sissy, Chrissy and Lissy. They are the daughter of Pastor Peters. I'm almost positive they are all virgins. They are so cute. They seem to really enjoy handling cocks too!
You sure do know how to make a man smile Ms. Daisy Mae. Your posts are as sweet as pie.

Pastor Peters sure has some fine looking daughters, dressed in America's colors too! I wonder how good their cooking is and how their pie taste. If I had the chance I'd pursue Ms. Lissy (white dress). Notice how she handles the cock with two hands, keeps it close to her left bosom and holds it higher than the others? Lets me know she's good for the right side, willing to go full hands in and is proud to hold the cock.

I await the day for such an astute woman.


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Ignorance is Bliss, Trust in Him
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