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Prayer I Want to Be Saved - 07-07-2015, 06:59 PM

I am trying really hard to be saved. I don't want to go to H*LLdevil:! I want to do my best to be a good Christian! Can anyone here help me???
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Default Re: I Want to Be Saved - 07-07-2015, 07:22 PM

I would suggest that you open your KJV Holy Bible to get started, but it's clear that you cannot even read.

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Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.
Care to try again? Or are you just here to mock God?

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Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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Default Re: I Want to Be Saved - 07-07-2015, 08:25 PM

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I would suggest that you open your KJV Holy Bible to get started, but it's clear that you cannot even read.



Care to try again? Or are you just here to mock God?

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I'm sorry Pastor. I currently attend a Missouri Senate church in Mississippi, but now I understand that they are bad hypocrites that are going to this is the only church going to Heaven!
How do I become saved?
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Default Re: I Want to Be Saved - 07-07-2015, 08:39 PM

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I'm sorry Pastor. I currently attend a Missouri Senate church in Mississippi, but now I understand that they are bad hypocrites that are going to this is the only church going to Heaven!
How do I become saved?
Brother Potter kindly told you to open a KJV Bible.




Ephesians 2:8-9 - For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: [it is] the gift of God: (Read More...)

Acts 2:38 - Then Peter said unto them, Repent, and be baptized every one of you in the name of Jesus Christ for the remission of sins, and ye shall receive the gift of the Holy Ghost.

Acts 16:31 - And they said, Believe on the Lord Jesus Christ, and thou shalt be saved, and thy house.

Romans 10:9 - That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved.

John 3:16 - For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.

Mark 16:16 - He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall be damned.

Romans 12:1-10 - I beseech you therefore, brethren, by the mercies of God, that ye present your bodies a living sacrifice, holy, acceptable unto God, [which is] your reasonable service. (Read More...)

James 2:24 - Ye see then how that by works a man is justified, and not by faith only.

Matthew 7:21-23 - Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven. (Read More...)

Romans 10:9-10 - That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved. (Read More...)

Romans 6:23 - For the wages of sin [is] death; but the gift of God [is] eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord.

John 8:24 - I said therefore unto you, that ye shall die in your sins: for if ye believe not that I am [he], ye shall die in your sins.

Acts 22:16 - And now why tarriest thou? arise, and be baptized, and wash away thy sins, calling on the name of the Lord.

John 8:31-32 - Then said Jesus to those Jews which believed on him, If ye continue in my word, [then] are ye my disciples indeed; (Read More...)

Matthew 6:24 - No man can serve two masters: for either he will hate the one, and love the other; or else he will hold to the one, and despise the other. Ye cannot serve God and mammon.
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Default Re: I Want to Be Saved - 07-07-2015, 09:01 PM

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Brother Potter kindly told you to open a KJV Bible. [...]
Ouch. Have you been reading some books from Jo Rowling recently?


Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.
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Default Re: I Want to Be Saved - 07-07-2015, 09:14 PM

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Ouch. Have you been reading some books from Jo Rowling recently?
I am sorry. I am on my phone and typed Potter and not Porter. Brother Porter gave great words of wisdom to Germany.
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Default Re: I Want to Be Saved - 07-07-2015, 09:16 PM

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I'm sorry Pastor. I currently attend a Missouri Senate church in Mississippi, but now I understand that they are bad hypocrites that are going to this is the only church going to Heaven!
How do I become saved?
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Ouch. Have you been reading some books from Jo Rowling recently?
NEVER JK Rowling is FILTH, full of g*y s*x references and p*t innuendo. People who read those SATANIC HANDBOOKS are going to HELL.
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I am trying really hard to be saved. I don't want to go to H*LLdevil:! I want to do my best to be a good Christian! Can anyone here help me???
You're confused, dear. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: I Want to Be Saved - 07-07-2015, 09:37 PM

You can start by doing what the instructions told you to do.


"Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1
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Default Re: I Want to Be Saved - 07-07-2015, 10:55 PM

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Can anyone here help me???
No. Unsaved are unwelcome here! So first you have to get saved and then you can come back and then will we welcome you with open arms. And not a minute sooner.

This might seem harsh but it is the Christian way as commanded by Jesus Christ Himself. 2 Corinthians 6:14–17 clearly teaches us we have to stay as far away from unbelievers as possible.


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NEVER JK Rowling is FILTH, full of g*y s*x references and p*t innuendo. People who read those SATANIC HANDBOOKS are going to HELL.
Then why are you not reading the Bible? Myself and others have gave you ideas on where to start?


Proverbs 1:7 - "The fear of the Lord is the beginning of knowledge: but fools despise wisdom and instruction."
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