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Angry New Gay Trend: Intravenous Semen Injections - 01-18-2019, 04:06 AM



Here's a new one. Doctors report that an Irish man injected 18 batches of semen into his veins to "cure back pain." I've heard of queers receiving seed into several places it's not supposed to be, but directly into their blood vessels is certainly an innovative way to damn oneself to Hell. His story is obviously a lie. If his back hurts, it's from all the sodomy. No, he obviously did this for kicks. As if violating Genesis 38:9 eighteen times wasn't enough, he goes on to break 1 Corinthians 6:15. That body isn't his to abuse like that. It belongs to God. This vile man has, in essence, broke into the manger, stuck a big needle into the baby Jesus's arm, and pumped him full of sperm! Unacceptable! Unfathomably vile! When will the queers be satisfied? When Satan arrives to personally congratulate them on their sins and give them awards for offending Jesus beyond belief?


"No room for them in the inn" (Luke 2:7)?
Not if they'd come to the Blood of Christ Motel!
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Default Re: New Gay Trend: Intravenous Semen Injections - 01-18-2019, 04:43 AM

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My dear Tom told me once that semen is a good cure for flattulence. Better than spilling it at least. I don't know whether or not it works, but we have tried numerous times. He says it works. I always trust what he says.
I see semen has its place, as indicated above, but the gays take it too far. It's like a hard drug to them. We need gay conversion more than ever before, before it's too late.
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Default Re: New Gay Trend: Intravenous Semen Injections - 01-19-2019, 12:41 AM

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I see semen has its place, as indicated above, but the gays take it too far. It's like a hard drug to them. We need gay conversion more than ever before, before it's too late.

Yes we do, and I am more than happy to be the conduit that brings the power of Christ's blood to those most in need. Glory!


Fill my cup, Lord!
I lift it up, Lord!
Come and quench this thirsting of my soul!
Bread of Heaven, feed me till I want no more!
Here's my cup! Fill it up and make me whole!


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Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
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